Ask a Aussie cop anything

Ask a Aussie cop anything

do you arrest kangaroos?

Are you more likely to pull over a shitty commodore or a shitty skyline?

what's the most fosters you've ever had to confiscate from a schoolie?
how many games of knifey spoony have you played before?

not a word of a lie, i have seen a roo in cuffs and leg ties before lol. freaked out in a storm and kicked through a house window, vet had to tranq it.

personally i dont care about either much, but most highway patrol will go for commies more, stats dont lie on what car has the most offences.

No one drinks Fosters in Aus. FYI

biggest haul ive done myself was while sitting in an unmarked car outside a coles bottle shop, 14yr old with a fake id and a trolly with about 8 slabs in it pushing it through the carpark slipped over ( was raining ) and trolly rolled and hit the front of my car.

Do you have to deal with a lot of methheads in your area

Is it a big deal?
Have you arrested someone high on meth, what was it like?

Also do chinks ever get arrested

Is your name Kevin?

Do more officers get killed by people or animals seeing as how the whole country is white and every other creature there is designed to kill you in horrible ways

Why won't you guys just fix the country already and relocate all the aboriginals to the outback?

>the whole country is white
is this really what people think of australia kek

sydney is completely chinese, and others are bad too

meth is 100% the biggest problem in aus and depending where you work it can be 90% of your call outs, myself i dont get it too much.
most my meth calls havent been "too" bad, worst ive personally had to deal with was a 41yr old mother of 7 high on meth, pulled a knife on me while my back was turned trying to calm down her 4yr daughter.
Im 6'2 and well built so i didnt feel i was in too much danger but with the kids around i had to protect them and couldnt use the cap spray so one throat punch later she was down.

also yes, the asian gangs are another big problem depending where you work.

Hi I want to Ben apart of sapols computer forensics unit what pathways should i take (without going uni)

I just thought the british criminals hunted down all the abies when they got there.

How bad was ANZAC day?

OP here - sure isnt.

You know scum is scum without the drugs right?

don't blame drugs when it's the mindset and lifestyle to blame.

OP here - personally never heard of a cop being killed by any animal. but ive seen some pretty fucked up shit caused by them.

As ive seen first hand how they choose to abuse what they are given tbh i 100% agree.

OP here - tbh it went very well, almost everyone was on shift but nothing worse than normal happened.

Nope, most big cities are at least half asian in a lot of parts

Where do you work?
I heard meth basically ruined the central coast and apparently it's bad in the western suburbs of sydney, but I want to know if it's also bad in the east subs

I've got a mate who got beat up by a bloke who they think was high on meth, not sure if I should be worried and expect this or if it was just a one off

Why are you all such arrogant fucks?

Why don't you do more training

Everyone else has to train 4 years just to be a beginner.

But every cops thinks they're the shit after a 6 month course. What's with that?

Those who can't do anything else teach or police?

OP here - hmm...without uni i would reccommend at least a advanced diploma in computer systems, can be done at tafe as a unit. its a hard section to get into but most of the training is done when you get approved to join.

There Is nothing more I want than to becom a coppa in Vic,
I'm 20 and haven't been to uni any advice ?

TIMESTAMP NEXT TO YOUR BADGE, CUNT

With police checks, is there any point applying for something if you have a record?

OP here - i could not agree more, drugs dont make you stupid, being stupid makes you do drugs.
and once they are on it the shit ruins your life.

sounds badass. keep on trucking

i cant totally disagree with you there, a lot of the new cops get out on there first station roster and let the power go to their heads. normally if you deal with an older cop it goes a lot more smoothly.
and while the training is only 8 months a lot more happens once your on shift.

Wow.
No drugs don't ruin lives.
Police ruin lives for drugs.
Literally the only harmful thing about drugs in any sensible situation is it's illegality.

You cannot have any comprehension of the other side of the coin or you would quit.

Get your fucking priorities in order

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You haven't seen meth abusers

I'm usually in favour of drugs but shit like crack meth and heroin do more than just give a high

Thanks for being straight up.
Instead of trying to cloud the fact.

I appreciate you guys but I wish you would shift priorities to issues of actual danger. Rather than policing stupid political bullshit.

Sup Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

how does it feel knowing the Aussie Police have stopped/killed more terrorists than some world militaries?

OP here - will be hard to get in at 21, i joined at 24. they look for " life expirence "
really just dont get caught doing anything stupid, passing yr 12 is a good start but not needed. keep fit also all new cops must pass a fitness test each yr.

You've clearly never seen the majority of users functioning perfectly fine.

Yeah you've seen scum that's says "drugs ruined my life"
You know the truth, that scum was already fucked with or drugs.

Btw how do you think these criminals get the money for the fines? I'll give you a hint the same ones that steal for drugs steal for everything

How's it feel to have no events actually related to known extremists?

We literally only have nutters and sympathisers.
It's not like there's actually a sleeper cell or some shit

Out of the meth and heroin users I talk to online, the ones that regret their decisions heavily outweigh those who don't

Is training only 8 months?
Danish cop here, education is 3 years.

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What's the worst thing you've seen/experienced (someone got shot, stabbed etc)

also,

Is there a lot of sexual tension around the female officers ?

I've seen them mess up peoples inhibitions and personalities. :/

Horrible stuff.

you're retarded m8, lay off the drugs

>Aussie
>cop
im pretty sure you cunts are all criminals

Timestamp??

Why are you all dog cunts?
Follow the book to the point of waiting for people to get hurt right in front of.
Your parents must be proud you fucking cunt.

OP here - pouring rain so not walking out to my car, badge on graduation plaque

woof woof, Dog cunt

Ohhh yeahhhh that's what they all say

So you've been police in both states?
What are the main differences?

yeah but it would be a lot easier to deal with the problems if they weren't being forced underground... like if you promised people they could have access to clean drugs and equipment, so long as they are supervised while on the drugs or something

Because the ones who are enjoying life aren't online talking about it..
They're active and higher functioning drug addicts.

I know accepted studies say that high functioning addicts are a myth but it's simply not true.

I know many people who use heroin or meth and have great careers and family lives.

But I have to concede if your into meth or heroin and junkies life is never too far away.

But honour and discipline are not related or equivocal to drug use.


Some of the best people I've known have been addicts and junkies.
Some of the worst have been straight edge.

People like to blame the drugs. But it's the people that are the problem.

All the addicts regret their choices. Because they made them. Drugs just allows them an excuse because people let them get away with it.

As Australia import more darkies, do you have to deal with more violence and crime?

What's it like to be a complete faggot?

OP here - worst thing....having to try and give CPR to a 7yr old girl who got bashed by her mother who was high on ice. kid didnt make it.

No mate.
Just reading the stats and research.

How about you? Anything to back up that mouth?

OP - ehhhh....no more so than any other workplace i guess

OP here - are we pigs or dogs make up your mind.

See the problem is phrasing.

She was a problem before meth. Drugs didn't make her do it. Stop giving her an excuse.

This was straight up child murder where a person chose to hurt someone to the point of death.

Drugs is no excuse.
They didn't help, but she chose to do that, not meth.

Otherwise why are most meth users fine?

Did you know the busts have caused the big crims to sell Flakka as mdma to children.

Do you personally think it's ok for a recreational weed smoker to cultivate a single plant for personal use?

How do you feel about Australian's general disposition towards police?

Are speed cameras placed primarily for revenue raising, or do you really think they save lives?

Well both.

Pigs are your title.

Dogs are a nickname.

Just feel better the same faggots would call you crying for help if the need arose.

OP here - yes, getting gangs of these fuckwits all over the place, 95% of car jackings and home invasions. kids as young as 12 trying to carjack people.

I never called you a pig?
You're clearly as stupid as i assume.

American cops are pigs, At least they shoot niggers when shit gets rough. You Dogs just say " we can't do anything until something happens"

Just wanna say cops are fuckin dope and anyone who disrespects them are fuckin Muslim dogs or some other parasite from another country

What's the deterant for being a 12 yr old attempted carjacker? 18 months parole a Julie stint or something?

Can yall decrypt wickr?

OP here - yes she was a problem before meth for many years, but she was a long way from child abuse, she was a loving, if not troubled morher.
she started on ice and 3 months later shes killed her kid.
druhs 100% made her do it because she was off her fucking head.
and i have no doubt there are users who love great normal lives but these are not the people i deal with daily, and i can only comment on what ive seen.

>How about you? Anything to back up that mouth?
Sure, I've seen a good friend go from being a bright student in high school to basically needing to be institutionalised for those around him and his own safety. A girl stooped to hooking and later offed herself because she couldn't get clean. I'm not saying don't do drugs but to say they don't ruin lives is plain wrong, regardless off statistics.

Tell us about some unusual or interesting cases.

OP here - i'm just a shitkicker, that's for the suits

I never got the "dog" thing, dogs are loyal animals and people are trying to disparage cops by calling them "dogs"? surely there are worse animals to be referred to.

Of course. I understand, that was the point I was trying to make earlier.
By definition you won't see the good side.

Every conversation I have with police about drug culture they hold the standard propaganda line.
Drugs only ruin lives.

But he truth is most users are fine. The majority of us are users in some way or another. Most of us are fine.

The freaks are always the freaks.
The drugs make things unstable. But I've been so high I nearly went to hospital. You always have a choice. You always have a moral compass.

She made the choice. Giving her an excuse like she was high only cheapens the life of the angel she killed.

It's like when people drink. Some people claim no memory or control. But it's a lie. Some people are too ashamed to admit they made a choice

How many times have you arrested a drunk, a prostitute, and a kangaroo for the same bar brawl?

OP here - some good questions..

1st i have no problem with weed, ive never been to a call out because a pot head is trying to break into a store. as for growing as long as it was for personal use, and not tonnes of the stuff i wouldnt mind at all.

being in the public so much makes it hard at times, news only shows the bad, doesnt show the lives we save at accidents while waiting for the ambos...on the most part im glad we are seen in a better light than most other places at least.

speed cameras are a hard one...i am all for having them around schools, im well aware people just slow down then speed up again but at least their doin 40 past the kids, i dont agree with having them in useless places as i agree, its just money making - at least being set how they are, being 0-15 over not a huge deal, being 20+ over thats a problem.

Why are you lot so shit at catching motorbikes?
I've seen so many clips and stories of people getting away from you on 300ccs

> aussie cop

wow. an aussie cop. don't you have better things to do than be on this site? like.. running child porn websites for 8 months while trading terabytes worth of childporn while 'pretending' to catch pedophiles?

doesn't that make you proud to be a cop? kek.

you people disgust me, are a danger to children across the nation, and you should all kill yourselves.

Well no. Dogs are mangy flea ridden animals. They're rabid. If you lay with dogs you rise with fleas

If it's not your dog, or slightly wild it's untrustworthy.

I'm a dog lover and I agree with you, just playing devils advocate

Is it illegal for a passenger to drink alcohol in a car? I've never had a clear answer to this. If it is, what would they be charged with and would the driver be in shit too?

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kill yourself, pig.

Good man.

Just putting this here.

I appreciate your service you seem like a reasonable guy.

We could do with a thousand more like you sir.

What do you think of coppers from other states/federal police?

fair point, i honestly never thought of that.

Fosters is made in Canada. At least the Fosters we get in the US is brewed in Canada. It's a gimmick.

Fosters - Canadian for beer.

My brother took Meth and he regret it. While he hasn't gone on any wild rampages 1. he has a warped personality and is a mega-pain to be around and, 2. the relationship between my brother and myself is irreparable.

What do you say to that?

Hard drugs are just misery.

I think yes because open container in the vehicle just get told to tip it unless you're a cunt

OP here - if i had it my way deport them on first offence. most will get off with a good behaviour bond which is the worst part, we work hard to catch these people and the courts just let them walk free.

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I doubt a 'patrol cop' has anything at all to do with that shit m80.

why do you cunts always act like overly aggressive cunts, a cop knocked on my door the other day to give me a sheet paper and treats me like a crim all the while trying to vainly to intimidate me by virtue of his uniform which obviously never works

What do aussies mean when they say 'Asians'? Chinks, japs, koreans or Indians, pakis, etc?

Also, which ethnicity are you most likely to arrest for the same crime?

OP here - more times then you would think

just kill yourself, pedo.

kill yourself

As a drug user with a cop as an uncle, I have to say I partially disagree with you. Im big on pot, LSD, shrooms and mdma, but i have done meth coke and heroin in the last and i have to say that meth, including methy pingers, is something else. Also, living in Perth, the meth capital of Australia, I have seen friends lost to it and strangers lost to it. Its inportant that you and I differentiate between drugs like pot and meth, we cant lump everything into the same catagory, thats what the laws have done and we can see it simply does not work.