G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I have a 5yo daughter that I won't abandon.

It's 15:00 here and I'm at work in 45 minutes, new job, swim teacher.
Fuckin awesome and good pay.
If it leads me into coaching... 15 year olds in suits, fuckyea, that's why OP.

Because I don't have suicidal thoughts and have a hot fiancee with a great rack.

Because North Korea probably will
>move to the west coast they said
>it'll be fun they said

Want to make some money?

kys pedo

Procrastinating by browsing Sup Forums

hope ur daughter is ok.
congrats on job.

Lack of access to a shotgun, really. 'S about it.

gotg2 just came out from my country, gonna watch it this weekend

This guy knows

Don't have any reason not to.
I do, however, have a reason to not fuck it up next time I try.

Because I want ro get my best friends wife pregnant first

There's still some weed left.

Because I want to drive my Porsche a bit north of here and use it as bait to get laid tonight. But first the range ... My life is great

Because as long as I'm still alive there exists a chance, however miniscule, that I can go to the beach and have hot naked blondes run to me.

...

Neat

Young children and a wife that seem to like me for some reason.

whoa. what's this creature?

Waiting for WW3...

Ill kill myself after the wedding...

there's a good chance of that.

"Daughter" yeah its someones daughter allright

Overrated

My wife and daughter

that's actually an ephebophile, not a pedophile

I expect to live long enough to see all the young Nazis of today, in the future and men, ruling the earth. And see that gutting and dismembering a Jew is a cause for celebration.

Because i am not a weak little cunt who can't handle a bit of hardship.

Or a regular straight guy. Who wouldn't like it?

exactly. people just pretend

Waiting for summer Path of Exile update, if it will be utter crap I'm greeting Morpheus

Two good job interviews this week, things are looking up

no gun

Driving 3 hours to go check out another house to flip.

Photo of facilities

Hey it's you again. I told you months ago I have a daughter. Also I slept terribly, but thanks for asking.

dubble dubs, you'll flip it for alot of money.
get some good rest soon.

>Hot girlfriend
>On track to be a chemical engineer
>Zero debt or student loans to pay
>6 grand in savings
>Already doing research and getting experience
>Pursuing hobbies that make me happy
Feels good

>get some good rest soon.
No time for that sorry