What's the best breakfast you've had in your life?

What's the best breakfast you've had in your life?

Ur moms pussy

Steak and eggs, right after OPs mom's pussy

The one I just made

how original

toast, over easy egg, sausage patty, bacon
sandwich. god-tier cannot compete

As soon as I got done eating your mom's pussy, my favorite breakfast was your sister's asshole.

mine was this katsudo with curry and egg i once ate at a restaurant at 5am

Looks like it would go nicely with OP's mom's pussy.

cant beat that for breakfast

Some scrambled eggs and bacon I got in Prague. Was godly

Eggs overcooked and clearly seasoned before cooking (wait until after for the pepper, bro), links clearly cooked in a pan, bacon does best in a smoker or at least in the oven, cakes look unbuttered and lacking in natural New England maple or at least some fruit of ANY kind. 5/10 would eat but nothing to write home about.

I love to eat ass in the morning. Once on holiday i ate one after a morning shit, is was juicy and delicious

One time my girlfriend woke me up, gave me a donut, then fucked me while i ate it

it was called the Fitz Breakfast. i don't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was on Fitzroy Street in Melbourne. Sunday morning after our band had been up all night recording. sleep deprivation gave it an hallucinatory clarity.

you do realise there's an age limit here, and you are way under it?

that's the life

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Warriors Breakfast at MCRD Parris Island, SC after completing training/crucible and getting EGA. /thread

Hotel I stayed at in Canada had a breakfast plate called breakfast nachos which fucking incredible. That was years ago and I still think about it to this day.

breakfast nachos
care to describe?

nachos? FOR BREAKFAST?

first steak fries and gravy with cheese curds now this, never change canada

you're mom fucking faggot

why does that toast have grill marks? dafuq?

Yeah, thats what i said. Your mom, you fucking faggot!

grillers dude

why would you call your mom a faggot, and how do you know OP is your mom
tits or gtfo incase user knows what he's talking about

You mother's vajajay.

my moms vagina

Oh fuck off you scum sucking motherless piece of human shit. I hope you are put feet first into a wood chipper as your whole family cheers on your death.

This one time some weird fat guy made me a bowl of eggs. They were pretty good, but he made too much and kept forcing me to eat them.

how original

parents used to cook something they called eggs a la goldenrod or w/e

its a cut up cooked egg on toast with a fully cooked yoke with paprika


nowadays I like fried eggs with a slightly runny yoke on toast with hot sauce

Shit Sup Forums says thread

Fuck.

hot sauce on eggs, hands down the best way to eat it

there was a sauce with the goldenrod eggs actually

pretty much this with paprika on top

The one I received post coitus with thine mother

A salmon bagel in this really popular breakfast place in Vancuver island.

oh fuck this

the classiest of manure posting

A full english breakfast.

nice!

reported for underage on /b

depending on the sausage, 10/10

*your

uneducated autists faggot fucks

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kek
i just hope they were good

A banana smoothie and a fried egg sandwich, after getting caught out in a storm deer hunting.
>was stuck out in the woods almost two days

that is almost a dennys lumberjack slam

Eggs benedict and some meduim steak at a hotel

No age limit on shitty jokes, faggot

Rodean B&B, full Irish with black and white pudding, potato fritter, three bacon, three sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, toast with Kerrygold and strawberry conserve, tea with sugar.

sounds like a grand breakfast!

idk what kerrygold is, but if it's half as good as the rest of that spread I'm in

Good choice. Gives you all the energy to suck OPs cock till the evening.

Bacon!