Naming your child Onyx

>Naming your child Onyx
>White

Does he even have a chance?

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"Why is your name Onyx?"
"My mom thought it sounded cool"
>gets shit beaten out of him on playground

thx mama, great job

The little kids will think his mom named him after the Pokémon and will think is cool. The older kids won't give a shit and neither will adults. He'll be fine and this post is cancer

I'm pretty sure this kid in particular is named after the pokemon

No, because she addresses him as "Onyx-Ray"

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Then that kid must be a walking birth control advertisement.

onyx=nigger

>the younger kids will call him onyx
>older kids won't give a shit and neither will adults
I'd say it's the complete other way around, all those edgy 2010 kids won't even know what the first 400 pokémon look like, let alone the first 150.

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>measuring anything based on pokemon
kys fam

>write something to Marissa...
Your fucking face is fugly as fuck, so who the fuck are you want to judge her? Next time, sad loser faggot, you might wanna censor some shits up before uploading anything.

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im gonna name my kid philosific. what you guys think

What the fuck even is your argument?
>"they are too young to know the first hundred pokémen"
>"you're measuring in pokemon! FUCK YOU dude!"

Should of named him zenyte...

I think Pikachu is a better name tho.

It worked fine for Olympic skier Picabo Street. It's spelled a little different but pronounced the same.

Cute for a girl but for a boy he's going to take a lot of shit.

ok peekaboo fits for a girl then how about hidenseek for a boy

I did censor the shit you fucking mongoloid, that isn't my real face

FUCK YOU!!

Naw dude no way

Onyx Ray for President

And? How is this photo going to help you feel beter about yourself?

kill yousrelf

here's my real face

what is that bad photoshop on the right supposed 2 bee

Fucking bait,
it's a fine name. quit being a fucking sperg

shoop some eyes on his forhead since it already has a smile

i don't know how to photoshop

nice dubs

ònyx?

why doe

Oh niggs Ray

Beaten up by who?
Leaf? Basatble? Kale?

Every kid has stupid names anymore

They white

my name is Braxton-Leigh

you saying that's a stupid name?

This weaboo trailer trash couple i went to high school went named their daughter Akira

black onyx is only one type of onyx, there are different colors.

pic related is also onyx.

read a book.

>16
>Mother
Put the putrid whore down like a crippled mutt

shes not a whore shes just misunderstood

Another Onyx that will never stand a chance.

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More importantly does OP have a chance

the bitch misspelled it

He's gonna love middle school

"Dude your moms fucking hot"

"I found this pic of you sucking her hot titties man"

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damn that niggas based already
"yeah lol i was hittin dat puss when i was an embryo"

anything for likes

he IS the chance

Goddamnit I am so fucking tired of seeing the exact same little mermaid tattoo it's on like every other girl

Hi Hope! Are you gonna swallow a dick if you win your competition?

i know a couple that named their daughter "Kawtawna". I am not kidding.