Wikipedia says Sam Raimi is directing a film adaptation

Wikipedia says Sam Raimi is directing a film adaptation.

Cast it.

Just like he was directing warcraft?

Clive Owen as the big guy
Ellen Page as herself

Bruce Campbell as Joel.

>Batfleck as Joel
>Winona Ryder as Tess
>Vivica A Fox as Marlene
>Matt Damon as Tommy
>Jared Leto as David
>Hailee Steinfeld as Ellie

Beat me to it.

ellen page or forget about it

Based Bruce as protag.
That girl from Stranger Things as girl.

who gives a fuck about the rest

Anson Mount as Joel
girl from Interstellar as Ellie
sadly though Raimi has no clue how to direct emotional scenes with people, i'm sure the action will be great though

Shit taste

this

Marthew mcconaughey as joel
Saiorse ronan as ellie

>casting a 20+ year old woman as a 14 year old girl
hmmmmm

>Ellen Page
>having someone who is just shy of 30 playing a teenager
Let it go, you fags. She's a terrible actress, and too old to play the part. You're almost as bad as those people who want Nathan Fillion to play Drake in that adaptation that will never happen.

You guys are stuck a decade in the past.

Affleck as Joel.

>huge jackedman as Joel
>Eleven from stranger things as ellie

>19

There's just no other choice.

couldn't they just use CGI to rejuvenate page, like they did with brad pitt?

I agree with the guy who suggested interstellar girl for Ellie

Whelp, anyone looking forward to Raimi completely failing to convey any kind of emotional gravity? He's not gonna pull this one off, and not even memeing about Campbell is can save it.

Ellen Page

I hope he casts with diversity. I want Joel to be 5'2 asian manlet in his late 50's and Ellie to be an obe-PLUS SIZE beautiful black woman. Leslie Jones would be perfecto

Jackman for Joel

Better pic for proof

I'm looking forward to seeing bearded Bruce Campbell fucking around in a survivalist slapstick horror-comedy.

Anyone else seen the leaked script?

>I'll die before I let a nigger like you touch Ellie!

Anyone else think audiences won't support a racist protagonist?

>Bruce explodes a zombie head with a shotgun

Ellie: "Holy shitake mushrooms!"

Is sam raimi going to have his actors say racist stuff?

Why are they adapting a movie?

Hopefully. There's so many SJW puritans that collapse when they hear words that they don't like.

>film adaptation


I think that's just called a reboot in this case

>what's with all the zombies?
>this is what happens when you let women vote

I stop reading the script after that garbage.

If he gets Bruce Campbell on board, absolutely.
Ash vs Evil Dead proved he can play a great out of touch, middle aged racist.

>we have the right to dictate which words you can use

Stop oppressing people.

Jamie Lannister as the guy
Bad pussy as the girl

2002 was 14 years ago
today is a different world

>JK Simmons as Joel
>Kara Hayward as Ellie

Idris Elba for Joel

JK simmons seems a bit too old for this my man. Kara Hayward seems gud tho

But there's already a The Last of Us movie

goddamit idris pls go

Josh Brolin for both roles.

JK Simmons is my second choice he's actually younger than my first choice Kurt Russell.

norman reedus
emily keeney

...wait a minute

>Just disarm the traps already, you fuckin' faggot

Jesus Christ, Joel.

AHAHAHAHA LE MOVIE GAME AHAHAHA

Fuck off pcuck.

Jesus you're dense.

But user, that's already a movie.

Cry harder PCucks.

The story in this game was average but it looked and played amazingly

I don't think it'd be anything but an average movie

let sam raimi direct a blade movie pls marvel

>Vivica A Fox

She's a fridge now.

I though Maisie was supposed to play as Ellie?

> Based Mel Gibson

>the world's gone to shit ellie, this never would have happened if only we'd stopped those god damn Christ killing kikes!
what was Raimi trying to say with this scene?

They are remaking it already?

The original is like two years old and based Sony made it possible for me to buy the game again six months later on PS4

This is what I came into this thread for

>Raimi
>Directing Mel Gibson
>Quads
FUND IT

When is the movie supposed to be released anyway?

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>Tell them that... Ellie is the little girl that broke your fucking finger, you stupid god damn coon.

Jesus Christ Raimi, was this line even in the game?

is that movie any good? it's blood father right?

I though that was the rover for a second

Didn't they already cast the Quasimodo girl as Ellie?

Why should I cry when I have access to the superior youtube port?

I'd be down with this

>"Ellie, I'd rather travel with the clickers than spend a night with these two fucking niggers"

Holy shit, how does Raimi keep getting away with this?

Maybe Ellen Page before she chose homosexuality and JUSTed herself.

>MUH CONSOLE WARS

You have to go back.

we gotta get outta here: the game

This is a terrible idea

I feel like some of these characters were designed after celebrities were put into MorphThing.com. Joel is composed of Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Hugh Jackman, and Gerard Butler.

Bruce Cambell as Joel
Matthew Mac n Honey as Ellen Page

Clive warren would be better for Joel

Hopefully it doesn't take itself seriously and makes fun of video games

>Elle you stupid lesbian cunt stop making so much fucking noise

was that really nessecary?

Joel=drk haired jaime lannister

I can't believe we're living in a industry where Uncharted is considered as the best game ever. Can't wait the PS3 emulator so everyone will realize how mediocre and unoriginal it is.

isn't it just another cover shooter/quick time event game?

I never understood the obsession with it.

A few years ago maybe

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This, minus Kurt Russel and put Dallas Roberts in his place. Also Evangeline Lilly as Tess and Troy Baker as Tommy (cool nod to the video game)

I don't like how he changed the ending to Joel killing Ellie when he finds out she's a "race-mixing dyke". That doesn't even make sense. I hope they rewrite it before they actually shoot it.

Not bad.

Raffey Cassidy as Ellie

Ellen Page. Hugh Jackman.


I have no idea what this is, but that's who the pictures look like.

>killing Ellie when he finds out she's a "race-mixing dyke

It was the only rational thing to do though

Ellen Page was even going to be the voice of Ellie (hence the character name Ellie) until she decided to voice act for a French pervert's game instead

the necrophilia scene after that was a bit too much though

ellen page is too old

she looks like a 30 year old dyke

ellie has to be young, I mean really young, for a specific reason to remind joel of his daughter

I can dig this

I cast myself as Joel so I can fug ellie