If _____ wins the Superbowl this year I will kill myself

If _____ wins the Superbowl this year I will kill myself.

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The chiefs

Lions

The Giants

TTGBH was literally my first hentai mango

Set me on a path of reading sibling/cousin incest shit for years

Patriots or Steelers

a team led by a white quarterback

>not patrician momson stuff

stay pleb

that's a big box

Patriots

>a football team

go ahead and die, brady is stealing that 5th ring this year

>stealing
Strange choice of words.

Cleveland

Post em fuckers

because the nfl is gonna hand him one, just like they did with fivehead last year.

Green Bay

The NFL didn't hand him that one, the Panthers did.

If you can't see that vegas controls sports, you might want to get checked out.

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The Browns