well no because *brings the mic closer* every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change. i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go *looks over at the screen* look at that ... yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds
First for this thread sucks even worse than BJ Penn
Cooper Sanders
...
Michael Ward
/no schaub edition/
Jackson Russell
Haha, I see what you did there.
>sucks >BJ >as in blowjob
Stop it bro, you're killing my sides
Carson Sanders
PADDY THE LADDY BLESS
Evan Bennett
*throws up blad*
Ian Allen
No I meant BJ penn fucking sucks and is the easiest fight in the UFC for anyone
Evan Anderson
Thread is so bad even McGoober would have a chance of knocking it the fuck out
Jackson Howard
I thought McGregor is the easiest fight, everybody he faces says that
Grayson Lee
Cain't for this comfy fight night and 207 to come up next.
Jacob Lewis
No BJ Penn is the easiest fight to make a name off. The guy will never win a decision and he's got no threat to finish. Biggest name easiest fight. He has no business fighting Yair and he's going to get fucked up so bad. I can't wait. Sorry if I'm being classless but I DO NOT LIKE BJ PENN
Sebastian Allen
one of the best fight nights in a while for sure
Noah Sanders
I told you spicy banana would heem makdessi's head off
Now I'm telling you he's going to be LW champ
Wyatt Sullivan
Yup, all the new bloods fighting. Can't wait.
Aaron Mitchell
Reminder Brad Pickett beat the black off DJs ass on the best WEC card ever
Hudson Carter
I like this thread edition tbqh
Thomas Reyes
Mickey gall vs sage northcutt. Who will win the battle of memes?
Hard to say because we have basically never seen Mickey fight anybody.
That said I like Sage in this one.
Xavier Butler
An absolute godsend
Jose King
>who /Sage/ here?
Daniel Long
yanks fuck off to bed
Jayden Jenkins
Sage has experience advantage and we've only seen mickey maul white belts so who knows
Mason Foster
>Mikey P vs Jewban >Sage Memecut vs Memey Gall >2 moderately attractive bimbos >Based Barbarena >Old man Faber vs Old Man Pickett in a retirement match
Decent as fuck for a FN
Gabriel Torres
>tfw called in sick to work so no wageslaving for a week
Alexander Green
Tfw no sick days from university
Lucas Cox
it so dense in memes, i might have to do the research, because it could be 100%, but it contains most of the freshest meme fighters, but there may be some elder memes we missed out on
Ayden Gray
>Lando is 24 years of age
Jesus fuck
Jayden Gray
Hopefully we get many spicy years of him
Lucas Collins
Memest card since 203 for sure
Nolan Thompson
>tfw called in sick more than anyone else in the company and can't get away with it anymore
Jordan Russell
Hopefully he doesn't get Rory'd either
Jace Phillips
>tfw janitor banned me over 203
It was one of those bullshit ones too like "off topic" 3 days
Levi Hill
Luis 'Frankenstein' Henrique is fighting this weekend too. I love all of his fights.
Oliver Ramirez
I wonder if she has a carp in her bathtub
Caleb Sullivan
...
Grayson Edwards
Making his way to low-key boy material at the moment.
John Rivera
...
Owen Morgan
Gall by way of Punk still being signed to the UFC and all of Sage's victories being cut.
David Morgan
...
Oliver Cook
BJ Penn is going to get FUCKED UP
William Morales
tfw to intelligent to read the paper rightways up
Jack Anderson
I've got to see more Lando lads
Landon Mitchell
Book him for next week imo
Jackson Reyes
>Socks with sandals >Tshirt tucked in >Trousers tucked into socks >Upside down paper >Handbag
I feel like this was just a memepost to get reactions
Aaron White
He looks like Onslow in that pic, honestly, only if he wore a wifebeater instead of a t shirt
Jason Fisher
Will Pettis kill himself?
Julian Bell
>Pettis >Good
Oliver Martinez
Saint Goobert
Levi Morris
>I-I'ma go down to FORDY FIVE because it's an easy divishun >L-lightweight is m-much more difficult
>Don't make weight >Get TKTFO'D
>G-guess I'd better go back to LW where I was getting my shit pushed in
Maybe someone will blow his cars up again, then that might be the last straw in the JUSTing
Ryder Hernandez
Saint Goobert banished snakes from Ireland
Jaxon Price
He's done and needs to be cut. I thought Benson fucked up but somehow Pettis is in even worse state. USADA really exposed him.
Owen Walker
And somehow this motherfucker hasn't been caught
Kayden Morgan
>her nudes haven't leaked
get on this shit, people! I need pictures, pictures of bunda!
He's at the natty limit and his cardio was always garbage, there's nothing to check. Get at me if he looks like Kennedy when he hits 37.
Anthony Myers
Schaub is gay
Parker Butler
>le dont make weight no glove touch and lose man
Kayden Myers
are you le srs He'd still dispose of anyone outside of the top 10 with relative ease, and would win a fair few fights there too.
Ryder Bell
No glove touchers always loose, I'd be terrified of not touching the glove if I was in their place
Cameron Wood
If Holloway beats Aldo I want Goobert v Holloway 2
Any weight class
Levi Evans
I always liked Holloway tbqh but he'd have to beat joses ass pretty good to get Gooby to fight
Lucas Harris
Nah I like champions defending their titles against deserving challengers myself. Old school thinking but that's how it was in the ancient days of 2015.
Wyatt Howard
Assuming that Holloway wins, who exactly should he be facing? Edgar? Then what? He's actually cleaned out the division.
Luis Wright
anyone else think pettis just gave up? he was never going to win after breaking his hand so early
Dylan Powell
>"former"champion who beat convincingly both the "champion" and the challenger isn't a deserving contender
the lengths gooby haters go...
Matthew Flores
He's got a loss
Juan Turner
pettis gave up when he didn't make the weight
Jaxon Turner
He isn't even in the fucking weight class
Luis Robinson
I don't know, do something fun and new. By the time that fight happens it'll be what, mid-2017? Someone should be on a roll.
Nathan Sanders
Calm down you're getting emotional
Gooby smoked Hollow way buy first pass and see for yourself, 206er
Ethan Foster
These previous replies prove that feddaway is the worst fucking division that isn't wmma or fly weight.
Jace Peterson
Cause he's busy making history while rest of the division is stuck in the mud
Evan Rogers
Didn't have an answer to that one huh? If anybody else refused to rematch the dominant champion they unseated they'd get called a bitch by the way.
Luke Sanders
Depends whether or not they knock them out in 13 seconds and whether or not the "dominant" champion is a pull out merchant
Lincoln James
Why should somebody who got knocked out in THURTEEN SECONDS get immediate rematch ? When has it happened before ?
Matthew Taylor
Diaz/McGregor 2.
Dominic Cruz
Not the situation you described dummy
Jace Thomas
Goobs at least won 1st round before he lost
Cooper Gutierrez
what was the point of that not touching gloves, I hadn't noticed any bad blood before that, Max even was respectful about the weight thing
Kevin Cook
>Get's fucked up by Romero >Get's destroyed by Gastelum lmao
Joshua Robinson
He won the Romero fight, buddeh.
David Williams
You're remembering that shit wrong m8, Yoel starched a nigga
Hunter Jackson
>can't get off your stool That's a TKO(retirement).
Chase Myers
>you train so hard you collapse seeing stars
Judging from his last performance that takes about 5 minutes of his day
Nicholas Morris
Who should Ryan Hall """"""""""fight"""""""""" next?
>I actually really enjoy watching his """""fights""""" 3bh
Andrew King
I'm on the fax with Dana, it's Artem v Hall 2
Jackson Smith
Bektic.
Oliver Gutierrez
Perfect Joe impression
Kevin Thompson
is Dillashart finished?
Tyler Brooks
Clay Guida or Miley Jury maybe? Big enough names that aren't doing great and probably ranked right outside the top 15
Aiden Hernandez
Jesus christ Kennedy is such a cockhead. So glad a pudgy little mexican fucked him up.
Nicholas Fisher
>talks about all that hard work >runs out of gas in the second round
kek
Austin Bennett
>"Yeah, I would lie if I said it wasn’t. ‘Look, man, I reached out to Dana and I told him that I will do whatever I need to do — because we went an renegotiated my contract — and more important than renegotiating my contract, we didn’t have to because I still had more fights left; I told him I want the title fight. That’s more important than anything in the world. Being known as the champ and best in the world is most important thing to me. I told him I’d do whatever and told him I knew that WME-IMG and CAA are enemies, and if it’s going to help you for me to leave them, then I will be Team Dillashaw, Team UFC, whatever you want me to do. After our meeting, he told me to give him a call and I am leaving him messages telling him this, and I never got a response back, you know what I mean? So, I told him I wanted the title fight, renegotiated my contract and he told me if I’m happy with the contract to call him. I called him the next day to talk about it, and I told him there were things I wanted to do, like bet my purse that I can beat Cruz, I wanted to do anything to get the title fight, create as much drama as I could, because drama is what obviously odes it these days. I didn’t feel like there was any more drama than to put my money on the line. It’s about respect and being the best, not money. I left him messages telling him all this, that I’d leave my management, even though I wouldn’t want to, I would do anything to get the title shot. And he just wouldn’t call me back. And then I eventually find out through social media that Garbrandt was getting it."
Silly Dilly!
Jason Evans
>tfw no qt Polish kickboxer gf
Joanna's cute in an evil sort of way, which I can appreciate.
Alexander Jones
Darren Elkins I think. See how he deals with a tough as shit wrestler who isnt afraid to go HAM.
William Young
>implying Maynard wasn't supposed to be a tough as shit wrestler who isn't afraid to go HAM
Cameron Diaz
Has heem speculated on who is the rumoured Goldberg replacement yet?
Mauro Renallo?
Carter Ortiz
He is also shot all to hell. Darren can still put on competitive tough fights. Also Gray was a pussy and then complained when he was getting beat fairly.