Ive decided I'm going to start busting nuts on unsuspecting people in public. Mainly, walking trails, parks, places with no cameras. Chances are I'll get spotted by my cum catching victim at some point. I need some sort of catch phrase to say as I run back to the bushes.
Trips decides.
Ive decided I'm going to start busting nuts on unsuspecting people in public. Mainly, walking trails, parks...
Nolan Morgan
Hudson Baker
"Shaboopie!"
Joseph Baker
Hail SATAN!
Ryan Martin
"Lookie lookie, here comes the cummy"
Tyler Torres
"Hi, I'm OP, welcome to Jackass!"
Camden Foster
MAGA
Adam Morris
nigger frank
Daniel Thomas
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ryan Hill
...
Carson Peterson
Mashallah
Ethan Hughes
>"It's just a prank bro!"
Adam King
enjoy the brogurt
Henry Brown
Kek wills it!
Jace Hughes
its just a wank bruh
David Murphy
Legalize ranch!
Evan Martinez
This
Carson Rodriguez
lol this
Christian Ramirez
you are fake news
Michael Jones
Rolling for this.
Chase Hill
Shoot your goo my dudes
Benjamin Collins
Subscribe to killer keemstar
Daniel Lopez
sit down, be humble
Alexander Collins
bush did 7/11
Matthew Jenkins
Allahu Akbar
Jordan Barnes
it's cumday my dudes
Bentley Cruz
>shave head, eyebrows
>put on trench coat
>do Popeyes's laugh when you are cumming
Robert Baker
dirkha dirkha muhammed jihad
Noah Collins
Scream that while looking her straight in the eyes and running away from her
Joshua Ramirez
who's your daddy?
Gavin Davis
This
Owen Turner
girl - i know ya want dis dicc
Matthew Thompson
It's ok chum, it's just cum
Josiah Perez
...
John Hughes
my name jeff
Lucas Rogers
Run, run as fast you can! You can't catch me I'm the Ejaculate Man!
Caleb Mitchell
My name is (insert funny maymay here) and you have failed this city
Camden Ward
Roll
Angel Taylor
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
Ayden Turner
Why won't my parents love me
Jose Flores
Boom motherfucker
Aaron Ortiz
WINRAR?
Cooper James
Op here. This actually makes a lot of sense
Christopher Gonzalez
We must have a lot in common then
Brayden Kelly
Wanna jack off on each other?
Charles Roberts
Quads wins it!
Christopher Walker
YAHTZEE!!!
Levi Ross
Drink your milk!
Ayden Davis
>buy GoPro
>strap to head
>film nut rampage
>get that good nut
>upload results
>PROFIT
Easton Phillips
just whisper "i'm the nutman" and then run
Grayson Brooks
...
David Miller
Play the song: "Eat it!" From Weird Al, with your phone.