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Wog boy edition

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listening to apc

i dont actually want to live so its me putting in the bare minimum to make it seem like I'm trying to get better

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Got the last reply, lads.

I won.

I liked BoyTown but I was 12 the only time I saw it

I would personally never see a prostitute outside of a brothel. Having said that, the brothel that I go to let's their girls do drugs on the premises so the girls probably all have aids anyway. Always wear a condom.

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Wow never thought of it this way

I thought the 1 joke premise was going to be hard to stretch into a 2hr comedy, but boy did they show me

hahaha love how you didn't even block out her number
i am calling this bitch

thats walkbros number m8

The job market here is awful, although I clearly made things tough for myself with a terrible degree choice

Also complacency/laziness during uni. I never bothered to get an internship or work experience because I figured id stroll right out of uni and get a job just like that. I was arrogant and naive.

Once a month i volunteer at a local charity. im the only person under 50 who does it. This 80yo Indian guy was telling me the other day about how back in his era if you saw a job advert in the paper, you just turned up, shook the guys hand and you had the job. There wasn't aptitude tests, interviews, assessment centres etc etc. I really feel like I was born in an awful era

i actually do have a good job i enjoy at my family small business. but its 1) not enough hours 2) has no career prospects so yeah I need to find something better

What does he sound like

just need someone to shoop the computer screen to a pic of holly and we've got the next OP here lads

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Don't seek your trust in fools, not your love in whores.

is every one those messages like 50 cents?

bags of salty milk

This is the view from my balcony and you cucks can't even get a job. Kek

KEK

Most phone plans have unlimited sms m8

Second this notion m8s

Is there a way to post voice messages from facebook messenger here?

WalkBro sent me a few a while back.

He sounds nothing like you would expect from how he looks.

what does having a balcony have to do with anything?

housing comission flats have balconies

wog immigrants seem like angels sent from heaven compared to what were getting now

BTFO

wtf I love Fitzy now!!

kek

Wogs are literally a thousand times worse than the chinese. Even if the chinese themselves are fucking shit, their kids assimilate perfectly

>wog would be deemed racist if it was used to refer to a certain group of migrants these days

really gets the old smoothie blending

looks like one of those standard runt apartment blocks they've been building near train stations en masse

t. chink

Deleted my pirated version of Tomb Raider and bought a legitimate copy on Steam.

AMA.

>their kids assimilate perfectly

you literally have no idea

This honestly, don't know why he's bragging but I'm happy he's got a spot to fit in this cold cruel world

457 visas are a legitimate issue that gets swept under the carpet by making "illegals" the hot-topic issue when the legal immigrants are by far much worse for everybody except the rich cunts who can exploit them.

When was the last time you cleaned your keyboard?

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chinks are based

I literally live in a chink neighborhood after growing up in a wog one

>australia
>cold

you're LITERALLY replying to a future 457 migrant

Yesterday.

I was the one who built a new pc recently and I've been really anal about keeping it clean.

prozziefag any ones you'd recommend?

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future quadriplegic you mean

Market cannot be that bad considering that, almost weekly, I get different potential offers coming through, and I don't have the experience required to be a senior developer.

Why did you do the degree that you did lad.

White Saffa immigrants are literally top tier lads and you can't even debate that

I'm an Aussie in the us doing a reverse one if these for New South Wales.

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Not going good, been shot three times

why not just watch a fucking movie instead

Really makes you think.

post wogs

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Does anyone have any new topics

where can you get helium or nitrogen gas from

The atmosphere

Different I suppose because you have experience. It's shithouse for grads

>Why did you do the degree that you did lad.
I enjoyed it and it was easy. Stupid reasons I know, but I was stupid

about to fire up spotify and listen to teh latest recs from based triple j

Yourself, because you're full of hot air!!!

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Holly Ferling yes no maybe

Got haemorrhoids lads and its fucking horrible

Of course

Lads, should I switch media players from Winamp, which I've been using since 2003 or 2004?

>It's shithouse for grads
this is the main problem

if you have experience and aren't over 50 you won't have a problem getting a job
anyone outside of that bracket is in a bad place right now

this suicide just became a homicide

don't ever make a thread again

foobar lad

does it play your shit fine?
yes -> no point in changing
no -> mpc-hc i guess

Is it any better than winamp in terms of playing media, and also using system resources?

mpc is for movies lad

always happy to do requests

movies are media

less memory intensive, runs pretty much anything and also incredibly fucking customisable
there's hundreds of thousands of addons that let you do whatever the fuck you want to make it do

Wow you're very rude and welcome to not post again

What the hell are these
>Fire and Ice blowjob
>Tromboning

blowjob with ice and warm oil

never heard of tromboning

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good read

>Tromboning - an act where a female kneels behind her male partner and licks his anus while masturbating his erect penis

It's called rusty tromboning, and it's getting your cock sucked whole getting your butthole fingered

my neighbours are saffas, such lovely people lad

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>Spanish – rubbing the penis between an escorts breasts, sometimes until climax
that is so misleading to native spanish speakers who might just want to converse with a lover in spanish

Miss Burke's Backyard

used to watch it every friday night

come on then lad, where are the nude fakes

>instantly asking about the concrete front garden

kek

going for the real questions

Stainless Steal is the best Total War mod.

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bizarre accent

he's obviously italian but occasionally slips into Australian pronunciations

Warhammer is the best Total War

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Probably what balcony cunt deals with daily

decided against the interview afterall

stupid Tbh

Loveless is the only good MBV album.

I will only have 2 years experience in IT in February next year and I still get offers. I admit that initially it is more about who you know than what you know, but something you should never do is look a gift horse in the mouth.

It's a lot easier to explain that you had a change of heart or could only get work for whatever amount it was to a prospective employer, as opposed to someone who just never tried and had a large gap in their employment history.

Dying of laughter, friend?

if i don't go i can't fail

looking forward to the next round of posts when you explain at length how your self sabotage isn't your fault.

ive unironically never blamed anyone but myself for my life. i'm not some /r9k/ poster

Dude, it's not like you are going for a position whereby they're going to test you beyond say basic competency levels.

There is literally nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. If anything, it's going to be more of a little talk with whoever is interviewing you

I'm with you mate

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unironically considering going to an escort just so I can do some weird sex shit a normal girl wouldn't be interested in

Holly Ferling?

downloading porn always seemed a bridge too far

I don't watch porn and don't care to, if you can find a matching body type I can help you, but I'm not trawling through that scum myself.