Alone at my coworkers desk. Which objects should i touch with my dick?

Alone at my coworkers desk. Which objects should i touch with my dick?

your mouth

your nose

>Security cameras
Good job getting fired degenerate.

Ok... Let me clarify this for all the dumb people.

Which object on her desk should i touch with my dick?

retard

There isn't one in the whole building. As the securitys won't catch me this is safe

place balls on desk
bend dick around to touch balls

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why does your dick look like one of those old krabby patty gummy snacks? Stop being a fuckin weirdo and rubbing your infected dick on everything she could get herpes or something

Is this entertainment for you?

Touch the

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Ah...You got me. Shouldn't bang two different hookers every night.

PENIS HIS PENCILS LULE

wait til your coworker is at her desk and touch her with it

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Her computer screen

So i need to wait until tomorrow. I'm horny right now

Thank you, I'm pleased.

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You're welcome

Pull this up on a computer or something and cock tribute her. shit's hot as fuck.

That eyebrows and annoyment. Wouldn't bang her if she laid naked on this floor.

Get pic of her up on PC screen and tribute it

mache alles: office edition

Security will start their work in 12 minutes. Don't like to get caught. Need to hurry up.

Jaa. Ist mein Englisch echt so scheiße?

not even in her fat ass?

Sorry. No tribute worthy pic available.

I would say rub your balls on her phone and maybe rub all her pencils and pens there too

did you just assume my nationality?

Pfff. No. Only got a 13cm dick. Doesn't work for all sizes of ass

No i didn't. But it seems that i just revealed it.

wichs in ihr wasser

isn there something on her desk she takes in her mouth, like a open Bottle?

Post a photo of your coworker

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it sounded like you were speaking nazi so i assumed that's what it was.

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touch her mouse

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those eyebrows are fucking bad

Jawohl

On any drawer handles

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Any...Oh no....

at least get a boner you disrespectful peice of shit

Security will start their patrol now. Like to see me pissing in her sink?

Piece

i hope you have stds

Yes

GOGOGO

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No sorry

Mission fucking accomplished. Post pics of her reaction?

What the hell did this bitch do to you to compel you to rub your dick all over her office supplies?

She will be at work again tomorrow. Hopefully she doesn't recognise what happened.

Nothing. Just a mood.

masturbate on a piece on some file and leave it like that

cum into her handcream or something like that!

Sry. Need to leave

Leave some smegma on the lip of that bottle or her mouse.

take a dump and put some on her mouse

what the fuck man ha

Pic of co-worker?

Your nose

did someone find out?