How do you alt-right faggots feel now that your Fuhrer's propaganda minister, Alex Jones...

How do you alt-right faggots feel now that your Fuhrer's propaganda minister, Alex Jones, has publicly admitted that pizzagate was a hoax? Will you do the right and honorable thing by finally killing yourself, so we can safely secure the human gene pool?

nytimes .com/2017/03/25/business/alex-jones-pizzagate-apology-comet-ping-pong.html

he's just saying that to avoid a lawsuit dumbass

No one takes him seriously and also OP is a fag.

Shut up antifa, nobody gives a shit about Jones

This is not even a good bait

Must be a slow day over at Trump Tower. Everyone knows Alex Jones handed Trump the election....

>Everyone knows Alex Jones handed Trump the election
Yeah right after he took hillarys head and wrapped it a nazi confederate flag to use as an inauguration gift, dumb nigger

Alex Jones is a degenerate who has slept with over 150 women, He is liberal filth

Alex Jones couldnt "hand" someone a spot on a school board. For Christ sake the whackjob has what? 200k...300k listeners across the globe? Thats not even enough votes to get someone elected mayor of a mid sized city

WHY DO YOU REPLY TO THIS GUY? WHY?

You got a (you) now fuck off pls

Since when is sleeping with that many women a bad thing? He's a smart dude that actually makes some good points, no matter who you are or what you do you're always gonna get criticism and haters.

Alex Jones is a performance artist, he acts like a crazy dipshit because it's what his crazy dipshit fans like to see so he keeps making money. Ask his lawyer.

I appreciate him giving up everything he stands for in order to keep his children

Now is Time to save humanity by getting rid of the trumpet.

Parts of Pizzagate are nonsense.
Parts of Pizzagate are true.
Alex Jones is a disinformation shill for the JIDF.
Her Reptilian Majesty has been running children from Haiti for twenty years or more.
Throw out the bath-water but keep the baby. Stay suspicious, electorate.

Jesus told me that I might consort with a female only for the purposes of procreation under license of His church. And neither she nor I may enjoy the congress.

it is a hoax, and alex is still based. Fuck off

>Everyone knows Alex Jones handed Trump the election

lol, most of his Youtube videos have less than 5,000 views. You're delusional if you think he has that much influence.

>false opposition spewing misinfo
wew lad who would have known?

This

Tomi Lahren is far far more influential than Jones even imagines himself being.

Him and Bill going down together it looks like

>sure bro


You really think people would trust a flip flopper like her

If being liberal means I can fuck 150 byrds--- sign me the fuck up.

>youtube video has 4,876 views
>same exact video gets 987,513 views embedded on prison planet

Youtube changes his view counter to make him seem irrelevant.

Judging by popularity, social media presence, and MSM appearances... not only yes, but fuck yes. Want another example? Mark Levin would be a few thousand times more influential than Jones.

The only people who actually listen to Alex Jones are old ass fuckers listening to the radio in Texas, a handful of basement dwellers listening to his stream... and apparently no one has him on facebook, twitter, youtube, and he sure as fuck isnt on any TV shows outside the History Channel

So... yes, we can throw just about any name out there and they are more influential. FFS Milo has 5x the fans

Wait... are you telling me that ALEX JONES was propagating a conspiracy theory??

It can't be. No, it can't possibly be true. Alex Jones is an esteemed invastigative journalist who's entire reputation is built on his intellectually honest reporting.

... and PrisonPlanet would NEVER pay for views right? Hell, how do you know any of his shit on Prison Planet even gets viewed by real people? It certainly doesnt get viewed anywhere else on the internet.

>Implying the gene pool is not irreparably corrupted as long as it still contains OP.
kys, pussy

You think "Pizzagate" had anything to do with winning the election? Your autism knows no bounds.

Alex Jones is more like a court jester than a propaganda minister

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>alex jones handed trump the election

Yeah and Sup Forums was the sole reason he got elected too, right? Nothing to do with 55+ MILLION citizens voting for him or anything.

Fucks sake you crybabies will cook up any fairy tale in your head instead of just admitting you're wrong.

You clearly don't ever watch him, so how the fuck would you know?

You're just talking out of your ass.

While it obviously wasn't just 1 or 2 things, Alex Jones certainly helped him out. As did the Russian hacking, the fact that Hillary was deeply flawed, and just the general conservative assblast that came as a result of 8 years of a somewhat ineffectual black man in office. Not to mention the fact that Trump supporters have proven themselves to be the most easily manipulated dumbfucks on the planet.

He's saying it under oath.

How do you lefty cocksucking faggots feel knowing you'll never have a lefty president ever again?

Nice

>implying anyone actually takes anything he says seriously

That's not being liberal. It's being fucking disgusting.

You realize that 0.00001% of the population even take alex jones seriously, right? If you're insinuating that anyone was actually swayed one way or the other by anything Jones did, let's have a look at the gullible idiots who care what idiots like trevor noah, keith olberman, or rachel maddow say. They're literally the same thing only 10x worse and the people who listen to them 10x as fucking retarded, honestly.

I like that completely transparent jab at racism with the whole "black" thing because that's all liberal morons have to fall back on. It's like your brains can't fire correctly and you forget two BLACK men nearly became the republican nominee in the past TWO presidential elections. It's not a racist thing at all but people are too fucking stupid to realize normal citizens are tired of that precise rhetoric and probably voted out of spite for the other guy just because they're tired of the broken record of "Racist!" and "bigot!" from 19 year old college kids who weren't even out of high school, let alone voting, in the previous election. By all means, keep cooking up your bullshit though, just know that no one's buying it anymore.

Christ. If Jones really did say it's a hoax now I'm starting to think there might be something to it.

55+ million stupid people voted for him because they listen to stupid people like Alex Jones. This is the riff raff we're talking about they're not known for critical thinking.

>55+ million stupid people voted for him because they listen to stupid people like Alex Jones
>implying jones is this popular

Settle down with your utterly trite rebuttals, hypocrite.
>you just wanna fall back on racism
Not really, but I do think if Donald Trump were a black dude, his supporters would've seen him as the nigger he truly is.

There is a double standard, but you go ahead and put your head back in the Redpill sand.

Also, had Alex Jones directed his conspiritardedness at Trump instead of Clinton, it absolutely would have had an effect. I'm not saying he would have won Clinton the election, but it would've helped.

The white trash would likely have just called him a shill for Soros or whoever is the villain in their narrative.

Yeah, maybe you're right

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Sensible chuckle

Big words don't make your tired-ass argument any more relevant. You're literally every freshman college student that has annoyed the shit out of half the country for the past 6 months.

>waaahhh they don't agree with me! no fair!
>half the country must've done it because Alex Jones! waaah!
>if they didn't listen to alex jones then they're just stupid racists! waaahh!

People are tired of hearing it and cast their votes to show that, it's really that simple. You can't demonize millions of people and try to label them racist, fascist bigots while at the same time asking people not to label you (gay, trans, asexual, etc.) and expect here to be no blowback. In all likelihood, it's the liberals insistence on focusing on identity politics that pushed normal, compromising moderates further to the right in the last election. That's just the truth and all your talking heads rambling about how globalization and socialism and all that bullshit just drove more people to the conservative side. People overwhelmingly disagreed with the basic policies the democrats ran on (or lack thereof) and it had nothing to do with some nutcase like alex jones. You'll understand that when you grow up a bit and have to consider things like the house you own, the taxes you pay, and the public education system that your children attend (all of which Trump had pinpoint positions on during the campaign if you paid attention).