>somehow winning the Super Bowl with a 17-2 record means the Cowboys are shit

>still 11-2
>still leading the division
>still clinched playoff spot
>still 2 game lead for the #1 seed, with only 3 games left to play
>still in sole possession of first place in the entire NFL
>have +102 point differential, second only to the Pats' +112
ooooo yeah those Cowboys sure are exposed huh? What will >we ever do now?
All of the recent super bowl champions lost at LEAST two games, so your feeble attempt to tell us that losing two games means the season is over is pathetic

>this much damage control

you cowgirl faggots sure are upset over that blowout last night!

D A M A G E
C O N T R O L

THAT'S ALOT OF

>S T I L L S

>unable to score more than a TD with 2 offensive """"""""""""MVP""""""""""""""""" candidates against not even a top 3 NFC team
>lose to them twice actually
>barely beat a bunch of shit teams
>w-were winning the Owl guys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PIDGEON CHEST COWKEKS GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OFF
WHERE'S THE NOISE AT?
I CAN'T HERE YOUR ROOKIES DROWNING IN THIS SEA OF BLUE
LEMME HEAR IT

WE DEM BUMS
WE DEM BUMS
WE DEM BUMS

I do believe you'll go 14-0 against 31 out of the 32 teams in the league so there's also that.

>COWFAGGOTS
>PLAYOFFS

KNOW YOUR ROLE

>blowout
>10-7

Yes. Yes it is. Here's one for (you)
>still don't have the best record in the NFL
and another one
>still not winning the Super Bowl
have a third >S T I L L
>still have a weak fanbase

M A D
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WE DEM KEKS
WE DEM KEKS
WE DEM KEKS

>tied with Lions for best NFC team outside of the Cowboys
>not a top 3 NFC team
Trolls aren't even trying anymore

>THE DEFLATED ASS BLASTED POND SCUM RINKY DINK BALL PIT KNOWN AS JERRYWORLD

STAY IN YOUR CORNER COWGIRLS THIS IS ELI'S DIVISION

The Seacucks, Falcons, and Lions are all better teams than the Giants.

Theres no way the boys win the super bowl unless they put romo in

>lose to the same team twice
>not exposed

>this damage control
>only play two good teams all season
>lose to one twice, need refball to beat the other by less than a TD
>he thinks Cowgirls will get to play teams like the Burrs and Iggles in the playoffs

>get BTFO 38-10 by the joke team known as the Packers
wow yeah those Seahawks sure are elite

>dem BOYS in charge of stopping the g MEN

you're outta your league cowshits
eli's autism wins every time

>post yfw cowboys don't make it into the playoffs.

>losing twice to the team who lost to the Packers

Might be more elite than the Cowboys.

That's impossible

>beating the Packers in a blowout
Sounds like those Cowboys are pretty elite

>Cowboys haters are this dumb
They could literally get BTFO in every single remaining game and still have a 100% chance of making it into the playoffs. That's how good the Cowboys are, they clinched the playoffs already

We could have clinched it this week. I still feel sore about thursday..Anyone feel the same way?

At least this should help curb bandwagoning. Suddenly every faggot at work magically gave a shit about the boys.

>all this posterior pained cowcuck damage control

AYYYY LMAO

Barely squeeze past steelers, redskins and viking and then lose to the giants. Quite the decline there. Maybe they should start RESTING THEIR PLAYERS

What happened to that god-like O-line who couldn't stop a three man rush in the fourth quarter?

Don't forget needing the sun to shut the Foreskins down for a quarter.

I'm sorry bro but your team got exposed last night.

Put tight double coverage on Dez and Dak has no idea what to do.

It was pretty sad watching him trying to figure out where to throw once Dez got shut out.

>losing to eli in a non-autism-cycle year
>not exposed
pick un

> Winning the Super Bowl

Slow your roll, compadre.

>he can't handle the bantz that happens every time a good team loses.

they really need to bench dez until they can get rid of him. he plays with no heart. i lost track of how many times i've seen the ball just past his fingers and he hasn't sped up from his 3/4 job, or extend his arms to try to catch it. he rarely dives for a catch when needed. if the ball isn't perfect into his arms, he just lets it go. he's a fucking disgrace. sure he has talent, but it does no good if it's not coupled with passion. i'd take a less talented player with heart over him. he thinks he's elite for just showing up.

The Colts are gonna win it y'all.

I never really saw the appeal of Cowboys.

>Prescott can't throw any over 30 yard passes
>Relying on great safeties and defence
>Winning games with RBs

It's Vikings all over again. Playoffs games are won with QBs.

Pittsburgh will bring home their eighth

>falling for the easy schedule meme team again
Look at how good the panthers aare these year.

>He can't handle the counterbantz from a superior fanbase

but seriously

why are the giants so shit but when there's a huge game they morph into superheroes

like seriously wtf

>Playoff games are won by QBs
>What is Super Bowl 50

the Broncos defense carried Manning's old ass through the playoffs

Eh I'm not sure that the Giants were playing that well. The offense and Eli Manning in particular played like shit.

It's just that Dak Prescott played like had PTSD from the Giants D. Dude looked shellshocked.

Usually they play to the level of their opponents, good or bad.

>team mediocre or shit for years
>has a great season
>chokes in the playoffs
>suck the next season

It's the Panthers all over again

>mfw even this guy thinks the cowboys are going to the superbowl
Fuck yes thanks anonbro for the support

yeah there's a chance but they're gonna get BTFO

>he thinks the Cowboys can stop Tim Bradley
>he thinks that meme offense will do anything against the best scoring defense in the league
Cowboys would get bootyblasted

>implying the Raiders
>implying the Chiefs
>implying the Dolphins won't meme them to death