Sup Forums, I need some help, the pic you see is what I just wiped out of my belly button, and I want to know why. If any info helps here are some things. It smelt like human shit, it was a brown liquid, not dried blood (I hope), I noticed it after I came home from the gym, I am a male, and I showered the night before.
Seriously guys what the hell came out of my belly button
Gavin Roberts
Sniff it
Kayden White
looks like cum belly, iw wash it every few days
Jose Adams
I did smell it, it smelled like shit
Oliver Fisher
I've had similar. It's an infection and more than likely just needs a steroid cream. Although by showering more you can reduce irritation
Adam Sullivan
Also dude, these infections can cause a fair amount of red discharge/blood so don't freak out!
Ryan Gomez
It's just a stomach bird shit. Every 80-90 days or so, the Ofleoracosis, often referred to as a "stomach bird", will grow to to print of being able to move, inside the anus, make its way out the anus, and excrete the feces it has been feeding from in your anus, it's chosen point of extraction is the belly button usually, just to it being a concave shape for it to store the waste in, after that, it just runs away.
The stomach bird is a small, wormy like organism that has feathers, it's excretion looks like bird shit, hence the name "Stomach bird shit".
Ryan Morgan
bacterial infection and a bad one - maybe danger of blood poisoning soon go to an ER soon. Really
James Gray
My god it blows my mind that people need to be reminded to clean themselves.
Kevin Green
this, had to get surgery for that fucking thing
Michael Allen
Holy fuck is this real?
Julian Walker
kek
Christian Garcia
oh my god
Bentley Sullivan
Real, 80-90 days because that's usually how long it takes to grow (not much nutrients in human poop after all)
Lucas Sanders
This is the first post on four chan that actually made me throw up in my mouth
Samuel Edwards
yeah it's fucking real
Colton Ortiz
wow, is this with fat people have to deal with?
Colton Ramirez
Damn and it's been years since I cleaned my belly button....
Liam Cruz
Stop trying so hard
Dylan Morales
Summer is here early gentlemen
Michael Peterson
Don't just shower. Clean yourself. Leaving your bellybutton (especially if you're big enough to have that much shit go unnoticed) is just as disgusting as if you never washed your balls and taint.
Good fucking god man. Jesus.
Nolan Morris
Thanks Sup Forums! just gonna try some treatments, i'm pretty sure its just a bacterial infection. Oh and that bird shit sounds like bs so i'm not going to take advice from you