TEN: Titans show Marcus Mariota doesn't have to be great for them to win
ATL: Falcons' Vic Beasley looking to dominate, just like his idol Von Miller
DEN: Broncos face 'awesome challenge' to make playoffs, defend title
SEA: Russell Wilson must dig Seahawks out of unfamiliar territory
CIN: Bengals could salvage disappointing season with win vs. Steelers
LAR: Rams players stand behind embattled coach Jeff Fisher
MIN: As Mike Zimmer returns, Vikings' spirits get a boost
TB: Jameis Winston's leadership extends far beyond Bucs offense
NO: Hayes guilty of manslaughter in Will Smith case
DAL: Cowboys' offense picks wrong time to go missing in loss to Giants
LAR: Gurley: We looked like middle school offense
CHI: Alshon Jeffery's four-game suspension is over
NYG: Beckham's late TD leads Giants to SNF win
/nfl/ general - MONDAY NIGHT madness
Steelers to be honest
Robby Anderson is elite
Tonight's game better be fun.
The Gnats/Dem Boys game was entertaining, but the Hawks/Puckers game was a bore.
Tonight better make up for it.
Giants grabbing Beckham was luck. Nobody knew he was going to be that great.
Giants admitted they had Sammy Watkins ranked over Beckham
yes kind of like that but after a bad loss and THEN he can get taken out back like Old Shula
oooh child things are gonna get easier...
Zimmer should just become a pirate.
Did they?
its gonna be another low score game
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post yfw Eli turns on his autismal blue dragon thrusters for the playoffs
Cowboys would have won last night if they just fed Zeke.
>put the game in a meme QB and Dez's (choke artist) hands
>lose
Mariota is elite
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Off to work I go. Finish up right as the Ravens-Patriots game starts
See you faggots then
ONLY 3 MORE GAMES UNTIL THE BROWNS ARE 0-16
Godspeed Kiwifriend, Godspeed
OP is a Brady faggot, but he's less of a faggot than the other OP who posts his private chat room.
Be ready to get BTFO
He had over 100 yards rushing
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This thread doesn't even have updated news
>work
DAILY REMINDER THE STOOLERS DEFLATED BALLS
Aqib Talib was about to get his ass kicked by Harry Douglas also
Broncos confirmed for weak niggers
Stop posting 1.4ppg Cuckless.
Why isn't the league investigating?
I can't wait
That's a Cheatriots thing, pham.
Yeah wonder why. It'd sure look bad that one of the original franchises was caught cheating. Can't have that go around, GOY--I MEAN guy
>GET ME THE MOST OVERRATED THING IN THE WORLD
The Beatles aren't available, sir.
>WELL THEN GET ME THE SECOND MOST OVERRATED THING IN THE WORLD
Only Cowspic fans rate Dez.
Why would the NFL value the reputation of little old Pittsburgh over the sporting mecca of Boston?
You could have this guy or Lena Dunham coaching your team. Which do you choose
Dez didn't even have control of the ball when he "fumbled" it desu.
Refs had it out for the cowboys.
>cowspic fans rate Dez
>Costa Rica
checks out
I'm not even a cowboys fan
A bad coach or a feminist psyco bitch? The bad coach. Lena Dunham knows nothing about football.
I feel this was done in jest user.
>Jeffery coming back
Can he help the burrs meme their way to a pack loss?
I'd make Lena Dunham the coach and then tell the locker room and all the assistants/coordinators that if they want her gone they have to make the playoffs.
60% of the time it works every time.
their season is over they need to just fuck off already
what did he mean by this?
lmao3plate
Apparently, he thinks a benchpress has something to do with being a good QB.
Eddie Lacy would be a hall of famer if number of plates determined skill
yall shook as fuk m8
I like our receiving corps. Imagine if Decker was healthy all year?
I can't wait for Petty or Hack or whoever to be decent enough to fully utilize the weapons we've got. Sure, Powell isn't everybody's #1 RB and Forte is old, but they're good and can get the job done.
Offensively, I think once our QB situation gets itself straightened out, we'll be alright
Should mean his hand is all healed up, no? Probably what CrustaceanPine meant.
It'll happen. They had their best chance to win against the jest but even the lowly Fitztragic beat them
Derek Carr bench pressed 315 lbs you dipshit
why did people think the cowboys would win?
i told you people all week the giants would win
i definitely believe anonymous person
>Dez caught it
>B...but dez didn't catch it yet
Cowcucks are delusional
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profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
dolphins confirmed for rigging the weather
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>two games: 0 TD's 6 INT
What happened to Bree5?
Brady will make tonight's game a bore unfortunately, but if you like watching blowouts like me you'll keep watching.
>Packers fans 4 weeks ago
>FUCK THIS TEAM! I HOPE WE LOSE OUT SO ALL THE COACHES GET FIRED
>Packers fans now
>HAHAHAHA WE DA BEST! RODGERS IS THE GOAT AND WE MAKIN THE PLAYOFFS!
What did Packers fans mean by this?
busy with that murder trial
They meant
>Man, now that Rodgers is playing like the GOAT again, he sure is covering up for all the deficiencies in the team that were apparent (and still there) 4 weeks ago. Too bad he just saved McCarthy's job.
they mean that if detroit wins one more game and they lose one more they are out the playoffs and the lions would have clinched the division
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He's like 150 lbs
How are the patriots first overall in points allowed?
Gah damn. Nice. Some defensive units are flying under the radar in the sense that they don't get hype but have elite stats
>qualifying the timeframe of your stats
Sam Bradford has been the most elite qb since week 14
Pats offense blazes down the field so fast that competing offenses have more time to play with
because their defense is better than what the media says
This is actually the dumbest fucking comment I have ever read please do not respond to my posts if you're going to be a dumb nigger
>post your face when the Buccs win the Superb Owl
That would deflate their rankings in points per game. They're still 5th in points per drive, somehow. I just don't get it, they are not a defense that inspires confidence but they still are statistically good somehow. I guess the competition they play is a factor, but the Seahawks get to play the Cardlels, Rasms, and $)ers twice a year, and also played the AFC East this year.
>deflate
heh
the guy he was replying to is even dumber, no need to be mad online
too bad the first 9 weeks also matter
Patriots - Ravens gamethread
wow I wonder what happened in week 9
MFW Dem Boiz lose duh furs seed
DELET
Is it safe to come out y-yet?
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Who said they don't matter you stupid cunt? The fucking point is they've clearly turned the corner holding the #2 and #3 scoring offenses in the NFL to 11(only 9 scored by the offense)and 21 respectively. The Saints average over 400 yards per game off offense and they just held them to under 300 total. How can you say that's not impressive? Over the last 5 weeks they've given up only six TDs total one of which was a fucking fluke ass Hail Mary against the Bears at the end of the first half. They've only given up seven(7) total points in the 4th quarter in the last 5 weeks.
Yeah they were complete shit in the first 8 weeks of the season but now they're elite as fuck since they've gotten healthy on the defensive line.
We beat the Bears 34-10.
That was week 10 my friend :^)
Guess that was week 10.
Well whatever it was a short week coming off a devastating loss to the Raiders it was to be expected. I would bet any amount of money that if the Bucs and Falcons were to play again today or if they meet in the playoffs the Falcons would not score over 30 points.
Addiction is basically defined by how much it affects your job/relationships and he's gonna be out of the job for being such a fatass.
the cowboys are currently 1-2 against teams currently holding playoff spots
Sad really, he was really hard to stop once he got going
The team was continuing a streak of absolute futility a few weeks ago and after realizing how shit they were they've transformed themselves into the most complete team in the NFL? Sorry >your team just stays shit
>Simpsons meme
I really, really like that image
Seattle was ahead of them before yesterday but after that horrific beating at the hands of a gay man, Pats are on top.
In a way the team failed him I guess. They've had 3 years to change his eating habits and he was just as fat as ever this offseason. I guess if they can resign him for cheap it would probably be worth it.
Actually he got trained by the p90x guy and lost 30+ pounds. Once the season started tho, he gained it all back.
I don't know about that. I remember hearing the memes about it but McCarthy was upset at his fatness as soon as training camp opened.
>the most complete team in the NFL
As a pats fan, half of my week is laughing at delusional Green Bay and Dallas fans.
Never change, you guys.
Post Eddie Lacy jokes
his BMI
Eddie "feast mode" Lacy
Q. How fat is eddie lacy?
A. He's so fat that he threw away millions of dollars for KFC and grape soda.