I recently knocked down a wasp nest because it was on the balcony of my apartment. I have a wife and child sp obviously I couldn't allow a colony to establish on my territory.
Once I chased off the queen I recovered the nest and found several helpless wasp larvae.
I've always loved insects, ever since I was a child. I decided to raise the larvae and as they hatched release them.
Now, for my dilemma AND my joy. My first larvae has hatched. Pic related.
This is where you come in.
It hasn't left the nest. I don't know its species. I don't know how to proceed. I live in central Florida if that helps.
Alexander Robinson
Create a bond with the creature by letting her touch your penis
Christian Lopez
thats pretty cool OP, but wont it bite/sting (not sure) you?
Jacob Murphy
this may sound gross but it'll work. you need to ejaculate right next to it (not directly on it) and use your finger to slowly push your semen to it and cover it carefully. dont disturb the eggs. they should hatch after that bro, leave it be for a week at most
Jackson Brown
It may sting me if I push too far but hasn't yet. I've grabbed the nest from it to feed the other larvae with nothing more than an agitated flutter of its wings. I've also fed it.
I think it recognizes me as a provider and not a threat to the colony.
While this is extremely interesting, I didn't intend to raise a wasp nest permanently lol
Jack Sullivan
Nothing you can to it's going to die. It's astonishing it even got that far were you feeding the larva?
Aiden Young
>Raised by human >Human provides me with flowers >Protect human so I can get more flowers >Weird thing happen I start having feelings for human >Suddenly one day human decides I'm not interesting and squashes me
:S
Jayden Edwards
Why would it die?
As far as feeding, pic related. It's a broken mealworm with reptile calcium powder. I held it over each larvae for 30 sec to 1 min once a day.
I think adults eat something different though but I'm not sure which is why I'm here.
Levi Ross
Sorry forgot picture.
Matthew Gomez
nigga what the fuck
Jeremiah Brooks
Nurse it with your teet
Luke Nelson
OP, you are one CRAZY motherfucker. Bees terrify my, wasps ABSOLUTELY terrify me.
Jonathan Sanchez
Entomology professor here. Where in central Florida OP?
Thomas White
Don't wasps need to be with their colony or they kill them selves if permanently separated?
Aaron Price
Well I've managed to tame this particular group. See picture.
What should I do with my newfound power?
Ocala.
Gavin Edwards
Very interesting OP hope to hear more updates on this.
Carson Powell
Don't know. I'm hoping some expert can shed some light.
Josiah Long
mash and feed to sister larvae
Justin Thompson
I literally spent all day killing wasps and carpenter bees.
Noah Nelson
drones only live for like three weeks
Henry Harris
Pretty sure the update will be op being stung many times.
Brandon Hernandez
Professor here.
Polistes Exclamans. Common paper wasp.
Not an expert on this species. Hive mentalities very per species.
William Cox
>take them >Get empty room >Get gigantic net fence so they don't escape >Put pipe leading to outside into the room >Plant as many flowers your prostitute salary can afford >Slowly grow wasp army >Use wasps as weapon to take over neighborhood >Repeat to houses throughout neighborhood using cash from dead neighbors wallets >Take down police force >You are wasp king >Take over America >Make more nukes >Litteral world leader Do it
Blake Stewart
What do I do now professor?
Austin Hill
>OP >>Go watch Marvel's Antman >>Become waspanon.
Owen Johnson
rolling for space program
Chase Morales
To be honest I had the nefarious idea of somehow using them against my neighbors, who I share a staircase/balconly with.
One of them likes to leave cigarette butts all over our shared space so if I could somehow weaponize my childr- the wasps, that would be ideal.
