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GUY FOR YOU

JUST A TINY DRIZZLE OF OLIVE OIL

TOSSER

[knife sharpening intensifies]

>enter building
>youtube.com/watch?v=foSJstDFDfg
>see the decore
>youtube.com/watch?v=foSJstDFDfg
>meet the owner
>youtube.com/watch?v=foSJstDFDfg
>taste the food
>youtube.com/watch?v=foSJstDFDfg

LITTLE BIT OF PESTO

THE BASS IS FUCKING RAW

is he actually a huge cunt or merely pretending?

WHAT'S HE DOING MARK ?

THAT JERK

youtube.com/watch?v=DsuxXH8Q76o

A BLUE FUCKING PLASTER

SHIT!

hes not a huge cunt and rarely ever acts like it unprovoked

did gordo hurt your fee fees you lazy french pig?

>enter the fridge
>youtube.com/watch?v=foSJstDFDfg
>gordon: what is THAT?!

>camera cuts to fat middle aged man who owns the restaurant
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>Gordon starts pulling out pounds and pounds of rotten and slimy food
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>gordon: What is this?! Look at it!
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>Camera cuts to a fat middle aged woman crying
>'I don't know how it got this bad!'

He plays it up for the american version, in the original ones he seems like he genuinely wants to help the people but also has no patience for stubborn people

>oh yes, one more thing?

>yes chef?

>FUCK OFF

BANG

UP THE BUTT

>what is that? oh my god.. no
>youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds
>can you get me the owner please? right now please?
>owner enters the kitchen
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>just have a look at that would you? i have NEVER seen anything quite so disgusting in all my life
>owner: i-i-i do-...
>you dont care do you? youve given up. have you really given up? do you really not care?
>youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds
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You tell me.

Delicious.

>Gordon:WHEN WAS THAT LAST MADE?
>Owner bullshits and says sometime in the past week
>Gordon disproves him
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or

>Gordon tasting food
>Says it tastes frozen to the camera
>He calls the waiter or owner and asks her to ask the chef is the food is frozen or fresh, turns out its frozen
>He points out that it says the food is fresh on the menu
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>ITS FUCKING 'ZAAAAA

what did he mean by this?

That was really nice and comfy desu.

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> Makes a beautiful chutney
> "Eat this with cold ham"
> mfw wasting this on fucking cold cut meat

Also he comes across as a pretty nice guy in this

He's openly antagonistic to create more drama for the show.

ha
haha
zaaaaaa
Haha
Funny
Funny meme
Meme is funny
Funny zaaaaaa meme
Ha
Post the meme
Post the funny meme on Sup Forums
Ha

I think his moaning is pretty funny.

>Best
>Pizza
>in
>Denver

How can Gordon even compete?

I don't wish harm upon anybody but please someone assassinate that sack of shit

He's been trying to do that to himself for years

what would you do if he's relentlessly going at you like that?

To take a page from Fight Club, I think I would pick him as a celebrity to fight.

He clearly thinks he is tougher than he is, is a manlet and nearing 50.

I feel like he would get his ass handed to him by most of the people on this board.

SOMEONE SHOULD FITE HIM IRL

>watching the video he reuploaded about catching puffins in Iceland
>the entire video he is scared about falling down the cliff they are on
>turns out he really fell and nearly died
felt pretty morbid

>2016
>Ramsey posting is a thing

How did this even happen?

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>WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

This thread would be 10x better with a Knorr™ Stock Cube

Sometimes when I cooked something and eat it, I pretend to be Gordon Ramsay.
I act like it's the most delicious thing I (he) ever ate and that I should earn billions cooking for people.

gordon is 6'2" and still in in shape

*HANDCLAP*

Doesn't he also have some accomplishments in martial arts?

Hmmm yes, perfect

>youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

i swear they use that crap in every reality show from storage wars craps to pawn shop crap

I'll summarise a man like Gordon for you instantly.
He's the kind of guy long term employees would take a bullet for and anyone he's fired would say is a demon.

If you can't understand the distinction between those mentalities and how they'd get there I can't help you any further.

what an ass, it's easy to play the though guy when you are the owner of the place
you cant hit him you cant insult him

I'm a chef and i've seen some legit nasty shit during my career but this nigga is honestly making me feel physically ill

Jack is to cooking what cyanide is to people.

It can always get worse

I-Is the bar at the bottom of the video different for anyone else?

Yeah I think the native webm player in chrome has changed or something.

It's okay. Just put it in the microwave for a bit to get that red out.

LOOK HOW JUICY IT IS

Imagine having to live in a house with him, having to eat that shitt from day to day.

No wonder his son smokes weed, only way he can build up an appetite to eat the absolute madman's dishes

I'm surprised he didn't choke him out for turning down that delicious dinner he made him

>Here have a bite of that
>Dad it's just mayonnaise
>Oh you're right, sorry I forgot to add the special ingredient
>*gulp*

Jack and Son then begin to make out with animalistic passion

Well how else do you think he makes his special sauces?

thanks for triggering me asshole

that's a really fucking mean webm

Here's the seafood dish, chef.

HE BRINGS THIS PISSING OVER
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
THE FUCKING LOACH IS FUCKING RAWWWWW

kill all asians, for the good of the world

Chinks have no souls, no other people do this to their food.

His cooking videos on youtube are actually pretty comfy

Yeah man. Heard another user say something about a few weeks ago, but it's only just changed for me now. Australia btw.

Interesting

Does this enhance the flavor as opposed to cooking the mega sperm skin on?

It looks fucked up (and it is) but fish and eels etc don't have pain receptors.

>that non feel

wait toby toby TOBY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

IS IT KING KONGS FUCKING CON DOM???

ITS FUCKING RAW

Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

LOOK

>fish and eels etc don't have pain receptors.
They do, it depends on the fish as well but most exhibit avoidance to pain

What the hell is happening here

Looks like some kind of ells buy why does he have external organ and why are they roasting this disgusting shit alive ?

Fuck what everyone else is about, I'd eat it. I've always kind of wondered if it would be possible to eat one of every animal on the planet in the span of a human lifetime or if there are just too many

It's already been beheaded, it's nerves are reacting to something and the body is haveing a spasm because of it

LooOOOK

>having this much of a fascination with food

It's for sustenance you fat worthless piece of shit.

It's a skinned eel so it's shit's hanging out, and Chinks cook everything alive. Just look at their wind dried chicken and live donkey dishes. Still not as fucked as that French one where you bite a birds head off

I don't know man, Eel blood kills you and I wouldn't be entirely convinced it was cooked through while it was writhing around like that

It's not really for flavour, the chinese believe that the more an animal suffers before death the better its products will be, it's why they cook everything alive, why they skin animals in certain ways to prolong the suffering etc.

It's not actually alive. If you notice it has no head. What you're witnessing is spinal nerve reflexes, it has no purposeful movement.

It depends on if you count fish and bugs. There are tens of thousands of species of birds and thousands of species of mammals, and thousands of reptiles and amphibians. You could conceivably taste one of all those of you started young and tried a couple per meal and didn't go for every variation of certain species (there are many animals that are taxonomically different but pretty much the same thing). However, if you really mean every animal, there are like a hundred thousand species of beetles alone, and tens of thousands of species of marine life, possibly more. It would be almost impossible to try every animal excluding sea creatures and bugs, and impossible to try every animal.

BABY

NICE AND MISCARRIED

Why are you posting this outside the Godzilla thread?

FOOKIN' PLONKA

HAIR

NICE AND THIN

Dish is ready chef!

Does the adrenaline tenderize it enzymatically? They might be onto something...

>it's OK to kill animals as long as Pablo does it in a factory where I never get to see it

Factory conditions are even worse. Take chickens in battery cages, farmers cut off the beak which is chock full of nerves to prevent them from pecking each other. Male chicks can't lay eggs so they're killed either by being thrown in a high speed grinder like this or suffocated for several minutes in carbon dioxide. The female ones spend the rest of their lives in battery cages. 11 of them crammed into a cage the size of four shoeboxes. Some develop osteoporosis from the lack of exercise. The ones at the bottom get all the crap raining down on them. Sometimes farmers starve them for weeks to induce moulting and get them to lay more eggs.

What are the external organ ?

Adrenaline makes meat sour as fuck

> French one where you bite a birds head off

That shit doesn't exist

Chinese are literally subhuman and they should all be killed.

Yes PETAnon, meat is murder.

I don't think you understand how meat works, stress is not good for it
It's skinned, it's liver stomach and swim bladder are hanging out
Well not anymore, it got banned and they'd stopped doing the live version a long time ago

Is that how sweet and sour works? The chinese are geniuses! Add teriyaki to torture meat and boom whole new delicious food.

Westerners are a bit ashamed of it, but asians enjoy it, that's what makes them psychopaths

Chicken nuggets taste good

omlettes taste good

beaks don't taste good

Poor thing.