ITT we describe a video game as shitty as we can and try to guess them

ITT we describe a video game as shitty as we can and try to guess them.

>Travel to a utopia
>Do every fucking drug in sight
>Kidnap a bunch of kids

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>There's an evil villain who wants to rule the world and you have to stop him.

Rogue Warrior?

>you can jump
>and shoot
>at the same fucking time

Bioshock. Too easy.

Bitch dies. Maybe-daughter taken. Kill fake friends

bioshock

Far Cry 3?

No. Same perspective though

Megaman X You think I haven't seen sequelitis you fucking whore

Contra?

I can't get it bro

unlike minecraft, you can actually hear the screaming children. there's about a 99% chance it's in your steam library

> Can scream really loud
> Medieval based
> Dragons included

Elder Scrolls

counter strike?

same engine
>captcha: CLOSE

> Have camera
> go to prison
> die

Outlast?

>turn into dog
>go to space
>end up a nazi

dota2?

gmod?

yup

>Peter dinklage wakes you up
>get guns
>kill aliens in great wall
>escape with stranger looking at ye

Call of Duty Ghosts?

> live underground
> radiation plagues the surface
> monsters everywhere

You're kidding right?

Artyom, ARTYOM!

>go to jail
>shoot a lot of guns
>dwellers
>so bright
>go deeper
>get caught.
>sleep for days
>kill warden
>.....
>profit

yup

Metro last light

>Big circle
>Smaller circles
>Colored enemies
>Ends on a glitch

agar.io?

that is correct :^)

>Be on planet
>Your boys turn bad
>Spiky niggers throwing oranges at people
>Floating orbs
>Watch out for goo
>Some weird football pad wearing skeletons shoot you
>Stone Cold Steve Austin with a machine gun
>Unlock tree grooming device and weird gun that shoots blue sea urchins

No, think older

Pac Man

Yep!

>speed is your reward

>On your quest to rule the world you stop a group of dumb ass poachers who want to be so rich that they rule instead.
>If you haven't played or heard of it you died before it existed

Doom?

>sweep, mop, dust, and vacuum stuff as fast as possible
>combo the entire level

viscera cleanup detail

>choose fast, armored or armed
>navigate
>shoot and avoid being shot
>geometric shapes
>fucking impossible the further you get

I'm pretty sure that only has mopping.

Bingo
Please tell me it was the spiky nigngers with oranges

Motherfucking Dust Force.

big key

>Cry
>Die
>Cry in real life because you just wasted an hour for nothing
>Repeat

>be a plumber
>never actually do any plumbing
>save some random girl from a psycopath
>confusing as fuck
>dont wear a tie

Correct.

Super Mario World 2, the one with baby Mario riding Yoshi

Haha, that and the football skeles

Plumbers don't wear ties?

Escape from butchers bay?

yurp, good one user

>Game starts with you dying
>Some chick drags you around the whole game while you narrate
>She swings you around at enemies a bunch
>You spend the whole game humming along to the soundtrack

Zelda

Halo

>fight 4 arm dude

Here's one for ya

>Kill Things
>Eat Things
>Suddenly, Waifu Appears
>Some Guy uses Waifu to Eat Earth
>Waifu Eats Moon instead
>Guy's son Eats Waifu Thing
>Continue Eating Things

Devil may cry

Beautiful Katamari?

OH FUCK transistor

Nope that's not it

Bingo!

Now go listen to the soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=-zA1jRmAYfU

MORTAL KOMBAT

Join one of the large warring nations.
You want to go to war but the King tell you to go fuck yourself and eat a wheel of cheese.

The Khanate is outside your castle and your King throws a feast and pulls all of your retainers and family to a feast in fuckall nowhere.

>supercomputer turns guy into furry
>guy murders son
>guy goes to alternate dimension
>tries to murder you
>fails
>decides to steal your body
>turns out that he's your dad in the other dimension
>gets body back and murder alt dimension father
>murder supercomputer

Dishonored?

>Creepy zombies
>Gryphon riding dude is too busy summoning Elector Counts to be fucked fighting them
>Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

>the cafeteria is always out of hotdogs
>bread in Japan

>crazy guy kidnaps whole family
>go find family members
>release them
>kill crazy guy in his lair

Battle ships?

Win

This is so strange I really hope someone guesses it.

Here's a vague one from around 10 years ago:
>Peaceful life on space station
>Terrorists attack
>Accidentally become pilot of giant mech
>Wreck everything in sight
>Game ends abruptly after anti-climactic boss fight

spectre?

Lolipop Chainsaw?

>silent unman shoots things for his country

Master chef from halo

Dick Kickem

Bio shock?

Half life?

no but similar level of legendary status
nope

>Toads Battle

>fly through Egypt desert and various other classic landscapes I can't quite remember
>shoot weird bugs
>power ups change gun spray patteen

>one arm with boom stick

Armored Core but I forgot which one. How the fuck do I know this...

Fallout 3

hint: silent doesn't mean the character doesn't talk. just silence is in their nature

Close, though Armored Core was one of the greatest PS1/2 frachises.

Think in the same era, but by Konami.

destiny
mothafucking mount and blade

Space Station 13.

winrar

wear suit. kill people. change suit. still kill people. maybe dont kill people. maybe dont be seen. have to kill target in the end

>Have a bad acid trip after waking up
>Shit is on fire, have to piss self
>No arm
>Fucking Zombie Ninjas
>Titty Sniper
>Racist Diseases

Zone of the Enders?

Snake? Snaaaake?

Metal Gear Solid V

>"okay, wait... what the he'll am I supposed to do?"
>"I guess these robots help me"
>"whoa shit, that's pretty cool looking"
>"so am I in underwater egypt?"
>"game was alright I guess, but it was only like 5 hours long"

Dubs confirm it.

Bioshock