I feel like doing something illegal today /b. Trips decides what it is.
I feel like doing something illegal today /b. Trips decides what it is
Murder yourself
rape an entire schools worth of children, lol
Walk into a church naked claiming to be Jesus
rape & kill Nathan
kill ur parents
Fuck a kid
kill a random passerby on facebook live
So all these and claim insanity
Slaughter in three hour more
roll
shave
Eat a swan
rollerino
Kill a nigger
turn over your child porn to the police and go to prison.
steal a laptop.
That facial hair is already an offense against nature, so you're already done for the day.
i give you three options
1) visit the white house without an invitation in order to politely ask to see the kitchen; use the over-the-fence entrance of course
2) go to your bank, tell the bank teller you have a gun, and you'd like a loan for a thousand dollars (when you are arrested, remind the police officer that you never said you had a gun with you, you meant it like "hey, i have a gun! i have a cat! i have a dyson vacuum cleaner!")
3) buy 200 gallons of bleach, then pour them on the yellow lines in the middle of the highway - driving at night will become harder for blind people now, you win!
roll it
Steal a piece of candy from a kid.
winrar
no it goes "...for a three hour tour. A three hour tour..."
duh
Piss in public.
OP DELIVAR
...
littering
WHAT THE HELLL
Jaywalk, bitch..do it!!
fucking get cant wait to see the news later
Holy fucking witnessed
Op: "I said trips. Quints don't count." Op don't let us down.
joy lane
yeah fucking op make sure its a black guy so the news eats it up
trips
Woaaaaa calm down there bud
this
00000 get
wot
Lese majeste
is that rasputin?
jaywalk
when does the show start?
Rob a store. Buy drugs. Buy escort/hooker. Go to sleep.
go to sleep AFTER 22:00
this shiiiet again
Is shooting up a school illegal?
...
...
j walk until you are caught
...