I feel like doing something illegal today /b. Trips decides what it is

I feel like doing something illegal today /b. Trips decides what it is.

Murder yourself

rape an entire schools worth of children, lol

Walk into a church naked claiming to be Jesus

rape & kill Nathan

kill ur parents

Fuck a kid

kill a random passerby on facebook live

So all these and claim insanity

Slaughter in three hour more

roll

shave

Eat a swan

rollerino

Kill a nigger

turn over your child porn to the police and go to prison.

steal a laptop.

That facial hair is already an offense against nature, so you're already done for the day.

i give you three options

1) visit the white house without an invitation in order to politely ask to see the kitchen; use the over-the-fence entrance of course

2) go to your bank, tell the bank teller you have a gun, and you'd like a loan for a thousand dollars (when you are arrested, remind the police officer that you never said you had a gun with you, you meant it like "hey, i have a gun! i have a cat! i have a dyson vacuum cleaner!")

3) buy 200 gallons of bleach, then pour them on the yellow lines in the middle of the highway - driving at night will become harder for blind people now, you win!

roll it

Steal a piece of candy from a kid.

winrar

no it goes "...for a three hour tour. A three hour tour..."

duh

Piss in public.

OP DELIVAR

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littering

WHAT THE HELLL

Jaywalk, bitch..do it!!

fucking get cant wait to see the news later

Holy fucking witnessed

Op: "I said trips. Quints don't count." Op don't let us down.

joy lane

yeah fucking op make sure its a black guy so the news eats it up

trips

Woaaaaa calm down there bud

this

00000 get

wot

Lese majeste

is that rasputin?

jaywalk

when does the show start?

Rob a store. Buy drugs. Buy escort/hooker. Go to sleep.

go to sleep AFTER 22:00

this shiiiet again

Is shooting up a school illegal?

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j walk until you are caught

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