>H-Hey user! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!
>You seem like a real nice feller' user. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If you'd like too of'course.
How do you respond?
Easton Ramirez
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Camden Turner
man, this guy looks really likeable. I'd probably say yes, even if this means I'm risking my asshole.
Grayson Perry
>Sure thing, buddy! See you tonight! Then proceed to change city as soon as I get out of there.
Elijah Lewis
eggs
Wyatt Davis
>say yes >help him cook >have a nice dinner >suck his dick under the table until balls are drained
Jeremiah Myers
>give in to the southern man who has claimed my boipussy
Matthew Peterson
>Oh shit I'm sorry >You startled me, Jackson. W-well if you'd like dinner s-sure!
Chase Clark
my almonds are moist
Josiah White
I give the man a hug and tell him I'll be there whenever he wants - hell, I'll help cook, I've been putzin' around the kitchen since I was ten.
I make sure to stuff some lube and condoms in my bag. Holy shit he is gorgeous and if he's that nice... fuck yeah.
Samuel Powell
>someone typed all that out >thought out that scenario >actually tried to articulate this degeneracy >Heck! >feller >momma
this is why we bump trap threads and cock rate threads and everything in between. Nothing is gayer than this.
Lucas Thomas
>takes me under his wing to become a chad >fucks me in the ass every night to burn calories and exercize cumming >once ready, find hot gym bunny and hook up with her >I still let him ravage me furiously in return for helping me
Sebastian Martin
That would be the point, yes. Also as someone that lives in Kentucky, I can attest that those words are frequently used in casual conversation.
Xavier Jenkins
>Not topping his beefy ass
Jackson Cook
That's no chad, mate. That's a bro. A TRUE bro.
Adrian Phillips
what a life
Charles Brown
Oh ok bro , i will go. Sorry but i needed time for myself .
Dylan Bennett
cuck
Nolan Rogers
>W-Wait user! How's about we hang out in the meanwhile? >Besides, I ain't even told you where I live!
Colton Perez
GIV ME MY CHICKEN TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tyler Parker
i wouldn't be able to respond because my mouth would already be slurping down every inch of his perfectly cooked steak - that's what i call his dick, since it's being roasted on a bed of hot coals aka ginger pubes
Josiah Clark
OMG YES, I'd be there sucking and riding him foreverrrrrrrr. Hot Daddyyyyy
