Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim

Watch yourself -_-

I'm too lazy -_-

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youtu.be/FFPjFjUonX8

QOTT:
Why did you join?
Why do you come back?
Do you think those are good reasons?

Join what?
Watch yourself -_-

Kurumi always has a plan
But it mostly involves causing chaos...

I don't have any of those but I do have cute outfits

I migrated from 8gag to Sup Forums in late 2015 and I thought this was like Animus, which I had beef with at the time so I joined just to shitpost and ruin the community, I don't know why I'm still here.

I was bored
For my boyfriend
Yes

Watch yourself -_-

QOTD2: Why is Konata so mean

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Is she a shitskin or does she just tan easily?

I presented that thing today
:o

He has fun bullying people.
He has fun trolling people.
He has fun conversing with people and is really bad ad it.

Maybe a combination of those?

Because he's not
What does a d2 mean?

How did it go?
Who is this? :o
Only the last one is true u.u
Watch yourself -_-

He is
typo, t2

hello hello I love each and every one of you

Watch yourself -_-

He's not

I don't think that's what he meant

"mean" is an odd way to spell pathetic

Someone you don't talk to

That doesn't make it good

is

-_-
ok
no u

oh
okay

Good

You could change that though

Konata :o

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What the hell are we watching

Sold

Prove it

I'm not the one flirting with people who aren't my boyfriend :(

I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?

ai, foulaw, the list goes on uwu

I don't -_-

Konata isn't an it! they're a Konata!
I've been a lil busy spreading love to some other people who needed it

Because I needed something to do to try and halt the boredom, among other things I was experiencing
I never left
Not really

Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.

YAY!
So what would you maids first duties be?

That's good
How are you today?

it's okay we like you here

I'm doing my best

So some say

Idk, i have nothing to do so i'm pretty bored

im doeing my brain drills to improve my 87 iq

We need to make cookies and cakes.

I joined because it seemed interesting
I come back to bulli and banter
Given I balance it well, I think its worth.

Claim

I came out of boredom to make fun of it and the people in it
Stayed because Jelly was pretty cool

You don't balance the bulli well though :o

Gonna make a large sandwich later.

Anyone want a nice cup of orange juice?


Oh wait, my internet is down, I can't make any

youtu.be/X1oHp-VvhDE

Will you post a picture?

who is jelly?

Me, please.

Sure, I guess

ass

Newer Rias poster, doesn't go on thread anymore sadly

Ive been the bulli less often lately. Dont know why you're so pissy with me.
I literally cant drink it. It physically burns my intestines.

What kind? A Ruben?
I guess so....pulp or no pulp

I'm not pissy! How could I ever be mad at you

Sorry, wifi's down, juicer won't work

youtu.be/-i0UugILBJg

What do you drink?

One with two things of fried fish, a handful of ham, some cheese and mayo.

I'll download it later.

I will get right on that. How about some ice cream in the meantime

Not OJ. If it has citrus I stay away.
You seem mad.

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Heh
I'm really not the person who gets mad
If I'm ever mad at you you did something really bad
So don't worry, I'm just trying to be funny

But you'll get scurvy!

But you seem to be Germany style mad at everything I do. What do you mean, trying to be funny, I know Germans have no sense of humor.

I still get plenty of Vit C from other sources.

Is it possible to have multiple waifus?

Germany style? Whaaat
Nah talking to you is fun and entertaining, not enraging
Ehhhhh not true, it's just somewhat more special
Also why does Rory wear an iron cross

probably through pills or something boring like that

Only if you're a heretic

Or Mormon

Germans are always angry. Their language is angry. And she's wearing one because shes just a silly beeni like that.
Only if you want to ruin your laifu.
No pills, I take enough of those. I can still eat oranges, just not drink the juice because the act of juicing agitates and concentrates the acid or some shit.

Back in 40, heading to work

No.

What's the kitchen term for "a handful of ham?"
Its a start.
No waifai no laifai

No!

Which is why I'm stealing yours

I'm done, what do you think

To me, three layers.

it's impossible to love them equally, you'll always love one more than the other. You have to choose one.

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Found the threads and I just decided to check them out.
I never really left, just had moments where I posted less.
Maybe?

Not enough ham.

Accurate reaction
That's a perfect amount of ham.
I will say that much like kurimi and yoshino her and koume would be adorable

That preview though...

I was unaware of that kek

It's called a Hamful

So you see why she should belong to me

She's looking a bit scared there.
Also I ain't that ET claimer.

For you murder-chan

Thats horrible. You're horrible.
>why didnt I think of that

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No. I just think maybe they could hang out on the weekends.
>Rumham

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But Im not out at sea

Thats a neat condor
Ive been there it sucks

Because you aren't good at cooking up puns

It's easier to just steal her

im bored

Wanna get raped?

Can confirm. The open sea is rather bland.
I feel like you would corrupt her. I can't have that.

Not if you enjoy it. Which I did.
I can cook anything but puns.

It's not a mistake though

Who was that who wanted to see my sandwich?

Well I'm fine.

But that would make her even better!

How disappointing

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Yes