ITT: we post like we are on the moon

>ITT: we post like we are on the moon

ur stupid

It wouldn't change

Euston we have a faggot in sight

there is no wi-fi up here

Well, it would take 1.3 seconds longer to post

john madden john madden john madden john madden...

So, now, after two hundred thousand years of our (inter)species development and technological advancement, we've made it and permanently settled on another celestial body,

who's up for buttsecks?

>euston...

Can't....GHASPP.... breathe......

Dooo pfschhh yoou meeaann aa pfschhh biiit liiiiike thiiiipfschh??

John Madden

Can't because we never went.

guys, who as in charge of bringing the lube. It's not here.

...

All it takes is killing six people and this entire moon is mine.

So we pretend to post here but never actually do?

Aeiou

Why did you bring garden gnomes to the moon? I CAME HERE FOR SPACE BUTTSECS AND ALL THAT I HAVE FOUND IS GODDAMN GNOMES.

but i'll shove that hat up my shitter anyway. I'm just not happy about it.

fuck off space niggers you can crash on the planet

Ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo

Gurgle gargle garg: beep.