Who else doesn't mind scratching their balls, then just eating right after without washing their hands?

Who else doesn't mind scratching their balls, then just eating right after without washing their hands?

Obviously talking about hand food like cheetos

Is that your beard or pubic hair stuck on your mouth from all that cheeto dust?

Cheeto dust does not make my pubes stick to my face

why would a powder act like an adhesive you dumb cunt....

>my own balls

There is literally nothing on my body that I personally wouldn't eat

if you're going to impersonate niggle successfully, you can only talk about crippling alcoholism and the fictional "missus"

It blows my mind how there are people who are proud of being like this.

Being like what?

i don't think he said anything about being proud?

OP, if ever a lucky charm or a demon spirit granted me a single wish, it would be for me to face you in a rap battle.

I would destroy you, man.

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You do know that's not really him, right?
Check OP's filename, it's saved from Sup Forums.
The real Nickle stopped posting because everyone knows that he caught himself on camera with CP reflected in those stupid glasses of his.

That is total bullshit that he got caught looking at cp. Show proof

>implying I'd save that kind of shit
I wouldn't save a regular picture of that ugly mug, much less one that could get me in legal trouble.

I've fapped and then picked up something with two fingers to eat a few times but I don't make a fucking thing of it.

Damn you had to make a thread for THIS? You look like my old boss Juan.

I really wasn't really making an effort to impersonate nickel, I just thought it was funny to imagine him asking this question, and that people who recognize him would have a chuckle.

But my question still stands, I'm really curious how many other gross people do the same.

theres porn on his glasses

touching balls --> eating cheetos
>just fine

eating cheetos --> touching balls
>NOPE

whatever happed to nickel he was funny

Then describe it to me. I really think it's bullshit made up by those couple people who really hate his threads.

His obsession with always mugging for the camera for every post bit him in the ass when people saw kiddie porn on the screen reflected in his glasses. He tried the "ignore it and maybe it will go away" tactic of refusing to address it even to deny it, but it didn't work on those of us who saw it happen.

Washing my hands? What's next, you want me to get vaccinated? Fuck you. I have an immune system for a reason.

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>tfw no immune system

You want me to describe a nude child model to you?

If you have AIDS, it's because you're either a faggot, or someone who engages in faggot shit.

It shouldn't be a problem unless you don't bathe regularly.

If your balls are so dirty that it would cause an issue if you ate off them, then you have some SERIOUS problems.

No, like what happened in the thread after he got "caught"? What did people say, then what did he reply? I think that people would've saved the pic, then covered up the actual nudity and reposted the pic to prove everyone he's a pedo.

Hey man, I haven't seen you on here in a while, how you been? What u drinking tonight?

Also yeah, I guess since their my balls it makes it okay to me

>What did people say
"Wait a minute...I recognize that _____" (y'know, the bulge meme)
>what did he reply?
He didn't. He just ignored every comment about it and went on with his thread like it hadn't even happened. You'd think he would have at least bothered to deny it, but no. People started spamming the threads with pedo image macros made from his superfluous selfies, and he acted like it wasn't happening. People asked why everyone was calling him a pedo, and he acted like it wasn't happening.

I've seen people comment about how they hate nickel so much because he thinks he's internet famous or whatever, and he should go to facebook or /soc/....

And I can imagine that those same people would just make up some rumour to push him out of Sup Forums

That, combined with no proof makes me believe it's bull shit. Again, I think someone would've saved the incriminating pic, then edited out the nudity and reposted it.

Believe whatever you want.
But good luck getting a denial out of him. He's scared to even address the fact that it happened.

DO FACEAPP of that horrid visage.

What is he going to say? "I am not a pedo"? That would make it seem worse, whether or not he actually is. I think you either fell for the bullshit, or you were part of it.

Like I said, believe whatever you want.
But pay attention to the few other people who defend him on this and note that every one of them starts off by asking what happened. Only people who missed it will defend him. No one who was in that thread will defend him, not even Nickel himself. So if you, as someone who wasn't there, would prefer to take the word of other people who weren't there, that's your business. You asked what happened and I answered, where you go from there is up to you.

You are such a lying faggot

If you make up an imaginary situation that happened, then of course people will be "out of the loop" on that because IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN.

>if I wasn't there, I can just say it didn't happen and I win
lol whatevs
Go ahead and believe that there's a conspiracy to smear the good name of a perfectly honorable alcoholic camwhore. Your denial only alters reality for you, not for the rest of us.

>perfectly honorable alcoholic camwhore
WTF?????????

Have you ever seen any of his threads?
It's just everybody talking about what they're drinking, and the OP takes a selfie with his drink for every post he makes.

>This happened. No proof, but you weren't there so you so you can't prove that it didn't happen

You're trying to justify your circular logic by acting like I'm the one who's illogical.
You are fucking ridiculous.

The people who ranting about how they hated him so much didn't even being up him being caught with cp at all, just about him being an attention whore. Then what do you know, rumors about this mystical thread was started being spread by some faggot.

>didn't even being up him being caught with cp at all
Did you miss the couple of weeks worth of all of his threads getting flooded with image macros calling him out on it?

yes, like 10000000 times, wtf??????
and that other long haired blondish guy from norway or whatever the fuck. and the mexican dogfucker who wanted to rape that girl


you are one of them, arent you faggot

Yes, AFTER people were ranting about their hatred for him being an attention whore for a long while, constantly telling him to get off/ b/. THEN, rumors and memes were popping up about him being a pedo. Quit playing dumb, dude.