Anyone have a weird fetish for weird/awkward/butterfaced girls?

anyone have a weird fetish for weird/awkward/butterfaced girls?
also general weird/awkward/butterfaced thread.

>be me
>10th grade
>the type of kid that really hangs out with everyone because i crack decent jokes
>not actually funny, just socially retarded
>never notice, whatever
>we have special needs class in high school
>not down syndrome special, more ADHD special.
>still treated the same
>whatever, they was trying to fuck some shy girl in the group with a nice ass
>only got nudes
>ANYWAY there was this one girl in the group with an average face and always wore a hoodie/jacket
>even in the summer
>wtf
>never really turned any heads
>glasses, ponytail, baggy blue jeans,and an overall average face
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Every male that's never been with a woman has this dream to be fair.
Everyone that's never been with someone wants someone plain and normal and boring for their first time... something "comfortable".

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ITT: let's post weird looking girls while OP shares his story.

Yeah, I got this fetish as well...

cony cunt

>she stood out me me
>mainly because she looked like a girl who isnt retarded trying to be retarded
>asked girl i got the nudes from what the deal was with her
>apparently she has been sheltered from the world until she got to high school. parents are religious as fk
>" ok why does she wear that thick ass jacket in 90 degree weather tho"
>parent told her she has too
>now im interested
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sorry typing on phone from work

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>>" ok why does she wear that thick ass jacket in 90 degree weather tho"
>>parent told her she has too

Interesting...

>we have gym together
>she always sits to the side talking to nudes girl
>she is wearing a fucking sweater
>i start talking to her
>cracking jokes
>asking about her etc.
>she ends up liking me
>at this point im worried
>my friends never questioned why i talked to that group because i talk to everyone.
>now it looks like im trying to date eskimo joe
>try to too care because i have a hunch
gets better from here
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this better not end in
"Cotton Eyed Joe" lyrics...

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Lets all be real here, we're into butterfaces because we believe theyll have low enough self-esteem to date us.

and we're also too shallow to date fat chicks.

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Well it's not that exactly. It's that they'll do anything we say because they can't get other dick. Butterfaces always into the freakiest shit

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>Women can't get laid whenever they want

I've got news for you buddy...

>we have this area in the gym behind the benches where we hide to NOT do gym shit
>i like doing gym shit but they dont
>they are socially retarded to a far more disturbing extent
>nudes girl is not at school
>perfect
>start having a heart to heart with sweater girl
>she is still shy as fuck after 5 months but she tries
>ask her whats the deal with the sweater
>she told me her parent told her that she has to cover her body because of outside sin or some shit
>gets really deep in it
>tell her she is beautiful and i was just curious what she was hiding
>"i dunno" girl blushing shit
>start wrestling with her a bit, like bear huging
>shes laughing and giggling telling me to stop
>im really just feeling her up
>shes an idiot
>her tits are monsterous
>double, maybe triple D
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we're listening OP

well now we need a picture of her.

Butterface? Are you fucking kidding me? Arias and Anthony are goddesses.

Keep er goin

Type faster pls

Anyone have more of her

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hurry up you faggot

nope real story
im going to get into why i like it later on

ANYWAY

>i didnt grab with my palm
>more of my forearm
>im bare hugging
>tell her im gonna take her sweater off
>she is still laughing but actively tries to get free now
>she gets free calls me an asshole and just hits me like a girl would
>i go back in and hug her
>i say i just want to see her like a regular girl
>smile is gone
>shes not mad she actually takes it seriously and actually considers it

gonna rush em out in short burst
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YOU CAN'T JUST HIJACK THIS THREAD

>any man with self respect wouldnt
> people of Sup Forums.
fuck it you;re right

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More of this one

Into this story because it's somewhat realistic :(

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hurry up

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>she says ok but ask me to promise not to tell anyone especially her parents
>lol the fuck "duh i know how you feel about it"
>she unzips her hoodie
>fucking fuck
>shes not even wearing a fucking bra
>im not even shitting around
>its like she wears that thick ass hoodie so much she doesnt even notice
>remeber she also has a thin figure, she is a generally small girl
>im staring like a fucking idiot
>she covers up with her arms
>"there you are the first guy to see me with not hoodie"

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Noice. Thx m8

bumping for interest

My birds are liking this

Jessica Patuzzo

Wait so did she at least have a shirt on? Or did she just whip out her tits right there?

OPs face when

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Bump for this

glorious

>be 39, so I've been with all kinds of women
>girls tell me I'm attractive often
>since I was a teenager, always chased the hot girls
>always ended up not liking them and moving on
>dated 2 butterfaces that made me laugh from age 33-35
>one left for Officer Training School (chairforce)
>one moved
>start dating what I consider to be a 10/10
>smoking hot, sexy, great voice, tight body, and she made me laugh
>after a while, I realize why it never worked out with hotties in the past
>dating them is like having 3 jobs
>my actual job, dealing with her ego, and gym time (you have to look like you're dating a 10/10 to get one)
>butterfaces treated me like I was a king
>anything I wanted, sex in anyway, whatever...
>had dinner waiting for me and my house was clean
neitherofthemlivedwithme.png

>10/10 requires constant ego nurturing
>bitches about everything
>routinely violent
>sex is only her way
>my pots are always cold and house is a wreck because of her

I'm with OP. I've been dating a woman who is (to me) a hottie, but was a 10/10 20 years ago. She was 19 when I was born. She's like the butterface girls, but GILF hot.

Lord have mercy

Fucking sucks

where do i meet these people? fuck

I saw the greentext and thought it was another part of the story. Don't get my hopes up like that

>i didnt give a fuck about what my friends said about me hanging with her
>i felt like a kid that found THE treasure
>her face even got prettier
>i grab her arms because i wanted to see more
>"they are huuuuge. i love em"
>she getting red in the face
>tries to cover them up
>we start wrestling again
>really just copping a feel to be honest
>shes laughing like an idiot
> fuck it
>i kiss her
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it was a gym uniform shirt. she is to religious for that. gym uniform is just a t shirt tho.

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Stop being so fucking new, and then maybe you won't make stupid assumptions such as you did.

Op will rape her(i hope)

Nigga look like a poppyseed muffin

Fucking roasted

>copping a feel
okay this is a nigger
bail thread

Kestrel a best.

cont pls

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Kentucky fried nipple

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Gross dude

Id cum all over them

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Would hate fuck her so hard

GROSS DUDE

take your time OP, we'll be waiting.

have any pics of gilf or any tips on how to get one?

this is a good representation of sweater girl. imagine a bit shorter longer, unstraighten ponytail, skinnyer face, minor acne

>she cant kiss
>shes still on the 4th grade peck on the lips shit
>i ask her if shes ever been kissed before (like i dont know)
>the chick is bright ass red
>she didnt say a word just shook her head
>she didnt even notice my hand still groping her tits
>i start laughing "well this is gonna be new"
>i actually lift up her shirt
>this is the best park
>her tits are flawless
>im a big nipple guy and her nipples were big and hard
>im not egotistic, her nipples were probably hard because the gym is cold as fuck
>not that i care
>now she is back on earth
>she pulls her shirt down
>she gets up crazy embarresed
>i hug and kiss her again
>for whatever reason she goes into this trance whenever i do it
>fucking romantics
>bell rings
cont
next day?

Boob vitiligo? Sort of cool, nice one user.

You're posting some nice Tits.
10/10

If you ain't beating off onto questionable tits. You ain't even tryin

Please cont

God damn op I'm loving this

Honestly sounds like you just sexually assaulted some poor girl behind some bleachers, OP.

Bitch has negative titties
Nipple lighter than rest of boob

Mfw op is a teacher

Get one what? If you're referring to the GILF, get on PoF. There are plenty older women there. Just avoid the landwhales. Those bitches are scary.

If you're referring to the 10/10, I don't recommend it dude.its the most taxing thing a man can do... unless you are rich as fuck. I'll admit I've got a good chunk of change, but it's not worth it. Find a woman that smiles every time she sees you, and treats you like your mother would. Except for the sex part... make sure she's your slut, not anyone else's.

I imagine that's a lot tougher when you're younger than I for me due the parlents of our times.

show cock

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He's right, you know!

Also nice dubs

This guy is pouring out wisdom. Might be good to take notes here

*ignore the "for me"

Had to reformat and fucked up. I'm drunk, so sue me.