Fluffy Thread, you know what to post

Fluffy Thread, you know what to post

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Look less Shit than original but still Shit anyway .. Whatever.

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Bump because I don't have anything to contribute

Please boys I need my fix

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Thank god you're here Chocobo friend.

Kweh.

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I can't keep this thread alive on my own

Also it's been awhile since I gave you some French toast. Enjoy!

Kweh.

King C Here with a new grand tale
>be me
>city guard
>shits great
>easy money, peasants hardly do shit
>patrolling market
>looking for a wench
>see a purple mass
>the fuck?
>rush over alley it ran to
>see a group of brightly-colored hairballs walking around
>laugh
>this is the funniest shit ive seen in a while
>blue one waddles over to me
HEY! DIS SMAWTY WAND! WEEV OR GET BIG OWSIES
>laugh even fucking harder
>pick it up
>it shits itself
>can hardly fucking breathe at this point
HEY! WET SMAWTY DOWN!
>gets shit on my boots
>dont care, too fucking funny, these things
>thing im holding has a stub of a horn on its head
>light flashes out
>immediately stop laughing
>mfw this flea sack just tried to hex me
Cont?

I finished this just today! ty for posting it

Please do good sir. I enjoyed the tale you spun for us yesterday.

I didn't forget about you my dude

Kweh.

youtube.com/watch?v=p8P0sb8teCA

That's some real good shit

Kweh.

>throw the thing to the ground with the force of a catapult
OWW! BIG OWSIES!
>draw my blade
>run it through the shitsack
>it screams
>it bleeds
>hoist it up from my sword
>launch it against wall
>it explodes into a fucking mist
>hear chirping
>investigate
>a purple shitsack and about a dozen tinier ones
>all huddled by purple one
>it pleads for mercy
PWEASE NO GIVE HUWTSIES TO BABBEHS!
>it has a horn like the blue one
>its a witch, and all those tinier ones probably are aswell
>grab the blue one
>its screaming, crying, shitting
>look at the tinier ones
>crying for its mother
>scream something that sounds like its religious
AD VICTORIAM!
>smush all of them beneath my boot
>the purple one cries harder
NUUU! BABBEHS!
>look it dead in its unholy eyes
>this fucker will burn
>bring it out of the alleyway
>whole marketplace sees
>some are in awe
>others scream its the devils work
>typical peasant shit
>stomp straight up to the church
Next part soon

Bretty good so far

>open church doors
>the pastor is inside
>praying to god
>he looks at me
user, what the fuck are you doing?
>show it the abomination
>he recoils in fear
>realize its been leaving a yellow-shit road from the alleyway to the church
>more heresay to dare shit on the holy steps of the church
>tell priest how it can cast spells
>priest gets ready for a witch trial
Fast forward a few hours
>tied the abomination to the pyre
>priest gives huge speech on anti-satanic shit
>peasants still staring at the beast
>its ran out of shit to spew, but has an unlimited amount of tears
>priest gives one last speech
AND WHEN THE DEVIL SENDS UNTO US FOUL BEASTS, WE SHALL ONLY SEND THEM STRAIGHT BACK!
>lights pyre
>its screaming
>puffing at the flames, trying to put them out
>flames wrap around it
>it burns for a bit
>it moans a bit
>finally dead
>priest congratulates me on rooting out the evil
>promoted to captain of the guard
>given the private wench for the night
>seen as hero by the peasants
Chapter 3 of The Fire Cult will arrive in due time.

Bumper cars

Things that go bump in the night

To keep this thread alive, gonna dump The Fire Cult
>be me
>live about 1/2 mile from anywhere
>forest everywhere
>grow the majority of my food
>mainly peppers, onions, anything spicy
>never had any fluffy herd problems
>till now
>go to garden
>huge fucking herd of maybe 10-14 fluffies
>smartie goes up to me
>standard shit
DIS FWUFFY TEWWITOWY NOW, WEEVE OR GET BIG OWIES
>starts headbutting my ankle
>this goes on for about a minute
>then one screams
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fucker must've gotten a pepper
>starts yelling
WHY FWOOTIE HUWTIE?!
>idea.webm
>I'll tell you why
all fluffies look at me, smartie now has two toughies joining him
>tell them im a god
>a fire god
>smartie doesnt care
>keeps headbutting
>get out lighter
>get out WD40
>tell the smartie to leave
NU! DIS FWUFFY WAND NOW! WEEV OR GO FOWEVEW SWEEPIES
>deep-fry the cunt
>it screams
>toughies run away with singed hair
>smartie is fucking melting
>wont stop screaming
>most fluffies are in awe, except for the one who ate the pepper
>still screaming
>stop setting it on fire
>hold up smartie
>charred to shit
>looks like a black husk
>yell at them to fear me and run
>throw smartie at ground
>explodes

>look into garden
>not much damage
>one pepper gone
>look down
>shitton of foals
>atleast 15
>almost stomp them
>better idea
>land near here used to be a fluffy daycare
>keep foals in home for now
>milk n shit
>go to old daycare
>rotted as shit
>get out spraypaint
>fire colors
>red, orange, yellow
>spraypaint it to shit
>majority of daycare + outdoor region is fire-colored
>plant tomatoes, onions, anything spicy & red
except for peppers
>go back home
>foals still there
>most are just chirping
>two shat themselves
>give them more milk
>go to town
>buy wireless cameras, speakers & smoke machine
>return to old daycare
>dark as fuck
>light candles to see
>morefire.gif
>build shrine to me
>its a red star of david with a swastika on the inside
>carve words onto the shrine
OBEY TO THE FLAME
>take care of foals
>two weeks later
>foals are big now
>blindfold them
>put them in box
>carry to daycare
>dump in daycare
>lock them in

Hi me again
2terabyte harddrive fluffy guy
Yesterday i told you I can't save pictures from booru
Now I think I know the reason

>go home
>cameras all set up
>allgood.gif
>fluffies do fluffy shit
>eat
>shit
>fuck
>multiple months pass
>some fluffies are clearly pregnant
>time to make an announcement
>night
>turn on the speakers
>turn on smoke machines
>spooky shit yo
>do my best Malacath imitation
LISTEN, HEAR ME NOW!
>fluffies wake up
>some shit themselves
>walk to shrine
>potential smarty yells
HEY! HOO IS DAT!
>you fucking what
SILENCE, FOOL! I AM THE FIRE GOD! FOR YOUR LIVES I HAVE GUARDED YOU
>fluffies are all enticed
>except for the smartie
>name him "Sky"
>sky yells
NO U HAVENT! I GUAWD FWUFFY!
>this fucking smarty
>yell louder
I COULD'VE CRUSHED YOU LIKE A BUG WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG! LISTEN NOW!
>smartie shuts up for a change
YOU HAVE LIVED HERE IN PEACE FOR NOW, BUT I DEMAND A PAYMENT.
>green fluffy asks
wike gwassies? gwassie weal good heew!
>no
WHEN THE MOTHERS HAVE BIRTHED THEIR BABIES AND THEY HAVE GROWN, I DEMAN ALL THE BABBIES WITH RED FUR
>mothers now scared
>all begin panicking
>start running around
>nu wan give babby! babby mummahs, not mean voice!
DO IT OR I WILL SCORCH YOU ALL!
>turn off speakers
>mothers even more scared
>crying
>shitting
>waddling on their huge bellies in a circle
>one does all three

Thank you king c

I'll be waiting for part 3

>one month later
>seven red ones
>very nice
>nighttime
>everyone is asleep
>put on red cape
>cover my face in red paint
>grab big stick
>set stick on fire
>walk over to daycare
>foggy as fuck
>just makes it better
>screams
>shit
>sprint like fucking Usain bolt to the daycare
>smartie is banging on door
WET SMAWTIE IN! SMAWTIE WAN IN!
>walk real slow to him
>he looks over
HEY! HOO YOU?
>grab the shit
>unlock door
>see my fluffies for the first time in four months
>look right at the smartie
I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>still keep up the Malacath voice
>set smartie on fire
>throw him at a tree
>ends up looking like the letter C
>my fluffies stare at me
>so this is what its like to be a god
>remind them about the sacrifice
I COME FOR THE RED ONES
>four moms come over
>each with a few red babies
>open bag
>put fluffies into the bag
>walk home
>muffled cries from the fluffies
WAN MUMMAH
LEGOO
WAAAAAA
>one shat in there
>god fucking damnit
>get home
>basement
>dump fluffies onto metal tray
>they start wriggling
>time for torture

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>strap fluffies down
>immense wriggling
>more crying
>more shitting
>dont care
>find baby bottle
>fill it with hot sauce
>force feed them hot sauce
>first three immediately cry
>fourth one doesnt act same
>like it fucking enjoys the stuff
>the other three also cry
>let it sit in
>the fourth fluffy is fucking chill
>not a single tear
>stage two
>grab onion
>grab lemon
>juice lemon
>juice onion
>mix two together
>go to basement
>pour the juices into their eyes
>all of them cry
>one cries less
>same one that liked the hot sauce
>fucking beast
>grab the pure capsaicin
>however you fucking spell it
>dip toothpicks into it
>sprinkle spicy stuff into noses
>they start sneezing, crying, moaning, etc
>the beast fluffy isn't hardly as hurt as the others
>superb fucking idea
>let the fluffies rest
>go back into basement
>clear shit, snot and piss out
>ask the tank fluffy
LITTLE CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>Grass
>shitty name
>new name
YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE HEAT
>fluffy doesnt like that
BUH MUMMAH PICK NAME HERSELF!
>meh
I DONT CARE

For I don't know reason
Booru change web site structure from normal webboard to some things more modern specific like .Net mvc or node/js style + image streaming service.
That's why every image I try to save is name "index.php"

reported for global rule violation. Fellow fluffy fans, please assist with the reporting.

>final torture part
>read online you can dye eyeballs like tattoos
>get needle
>fill with ink
>go downstairs
>test it on one
>inject eyes with ink
>ask it if it can see
Y-Y-YUS
>success
>smash its fucking head in
>do this to Heat
>looks badass
>grab some orange paint
>orange details to Heat
>looks sick
>give all three some spaghetti
>lace spaghetti with jalapeno juice
>Heat still eats it
>other two also do, but cry in the process
>next day
>fluffies are asleep, put into bag
>carried to the Daycare
>gonna call it the Church now
>Church of the Fire Cult
>fluffies are awake
>see me
>start loosing their shit
NU HAVE MORE BABBEHS!
PWEAS NO GIVE OOFSIES!
>Open bag
>let the weaker fluffies out
>hold up scorch
>pronounce him my herald
>fluffy jesus
THIS FLUFFY HAS WITHSTOOD MY TRIALS MOST FEARSOMELY. WHAT WAS ONCE GRASS IS NOW HEAT!
>heat still asleep
>all the other fluffies are in awe
>heat's mother jumps around
LET HIM GUIDE YOU IN YOUR FUTURE WHEN I CANNOT
>let heat down
>he nibbles on the grass
>leave

nypa fagglord
At least he keeps the threads bumped

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No he is welcome here.

>being this fucking retarded
Hopefully everyone else isn't as stupid as you.

>look over camcorders
>all is going well
>heat is leading well
>even got them to improve the shrive
>this fucking fluffy
>months pass
>dozens of foals
>now nearing autumn
>getting colder
>too many fluffies in the church
>heat gets them to make bigger walls
>theyre made of shit bricks and sticks, but god damn
>still alot of fluffies
>new sacrifice imminent
>about 9 pregnant fluffies
>demand a new sacrifice
THREE MONTHS HAVE PASSED SINCE HEAT WAS BESTOWED UPON YOU. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>mothers, old and new panic again
>sky still shittalks me
WE NO NEED YUU! WE HAV ME!
>im going to kill this fucking thing
SILENCE YOU PATHETIC WEAKLING! I DEMAND FROM ALL THE MOTHERS, THEIR FIRST THREE FOALS!
>mothers shit themselves of fear
>but now to make things fun
THE CHOSEN ONE, HEAT MAY SELECT THREE TO STAY WITH YOU. BUT ONLY THREE
>mothers all look at heat
>if heat's pupils were visible, they were shrinking
>mothers mob him with pleads of sparing their children

So.. maybe this week
I think I will create program for specific load all image pass image and text stream in service
If booru website speed down or shutdown for don't know reason again
Its me
OK?

lol k, guess I won't try and help make this place better. You know what we need more of? People like you. People who add to the decline of something we all like. Enjoy, faggot.

for a second i thought that picture was Europe

>now October
>all moms have gave birth
>come to collect children in typical getup
>rainy as fuck
>see a fluffy
>not one from the Cult
>scorched ass
>black fur
>dont care
>arrive at church
>mothers all looking at me with dreary eyes
>ask which ones Heat spared
>heat waddles over
>three foals on his back
>one is pink with green mane
>one is blue with gray mane
>third is green with a shit-brown mane
>demand the rest
HEAT HAS CHOSEN HIS FOALS, AND NOW , I WILL TAKE MY FOALS
>bag filled with foals
>27 in total
>heavy as dick
>get home
>dont even bother with the tortue
>pick three
>do the same thing I did to Heat
>decor
>colored eyes
>burn the shit out of the other 24
>name the gray and purple one Ash
>yellow and green one Venom
>black and white one Oldie
>get back to church
>for fucks sake
>Sky is fucking shit up
>raping someone

Kweh.

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>foals in bag asleep like before
>fluffy Sky was raping is over to the side, crying
>Heat and Sky are now fighting
>finally
>grab Sky
WHEN I FIRST FOUND YOU ALL, YOU WERE LEAD BY A SHITFACED SMARTY LIKE THIS ONE
>slaps
HEY! WET SKY DOWN OW GET BIG HUWTIES!
>drop the foal bag
>break out the lighter and WD40
HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SMARTY WAS LIKE THIS!
>walk over wall
>burn Sky
>he screams
>not as bad as the first fluffy though
>he's still alive
>one eye burnt
>hair mostly gone
>tell him to run
>he sprints away
>announce the foals
THESE FOALS OF ALL YOURS, WERE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL! THEIR NAMES SHALL BE CHANGED TO FIT THEIR NEW STATUS!
>continue with sermon
>hell is soon to come

vroom

>few months later
>now in January
>the Cult is doing well
>the four special ones are fine
>looking at camcorder
>spot in trees
>pair of glowing orbs
>eyes
>oh shit
>eyes disappear
>the fire must be safe
>turn on shrine
LISTEN CLOSE MY FLUFFIES!
>fluffies gather round
>mothers from October shaking
MONSTERS PROWL THESE WOODS AT NIGHT
>younger fluffies shit a little bit
>Oldie shivers
WHEN THE SUN SETS FROM NOW ON, SEEK REFUGE IN THE CHURCH.
>babbies cry
NU LIKE MUNSTAHS!
WAAAA!
>momentary havoc
>sit back
>soon all is calm again
>fluffies keep playing in snow
>nighttime
>fluffies pile into church
>various snores
>look into camcorders because bored
>more fucking eyes
>three this time
>what the fuck
>eyes stare for a while
>disappear
>gonna need to do some shit soon
>first week of february
>more fluffy fuckage
>Heat is fucking the fluffy Sky raped
>loads of new babies soon
>gonna need some more sacrifices
>night
>make spaghetti
>shitsgood.webm
>go back to camcorders
>literally dozens of eyes
>almost shit myself

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>don Fire God robes
>grab Axe, Pepper Spray, WD40+Lighter, and a squirt gun full of jalapeno juice
>taste the heat
>rush to church
>hear fluffy screeches
>shit
>no wolf snarls
>no coyote howls
>just fucking fluffies
>get closer to church
>fucktons of fluffies at church
>all of them screaming
KIWW DE FIYA
DIS OWW WAND NOW, FIWE FWUFFIES!
>walk over to church to a mob of some 60 fluffies at the doors
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
>black and blue fluffy look at me
>they have scorched asses
>my fucking face when its the toughies that were with the first smarty
>my fucking face when its all coming back to haunt me
>familiar voice yells
WEW KIWWING THE FIYAW
>Sky looks at me
>naked as fuck with an eyepatch made of leaves
>whip out WD40 and Lighter
MY MERCY MAY EXTEND TO SOME, BUT ALL YOU WILL RECIEVE IS DEATH
>the Cultists rush out
>Fluffy Civil War
>whip out axe
>lace with Pepper Spray
>start hacking away
>this is fucking war
>see Heat
>fighting Sky
>thefinalshowdown.jpg
>Heat shoves Sky over
>bites, Sky screams
>Heat reaches Sky's neck
>the fucker rips out his throat
>this fluffy has made me so goddamn proud
>fight continues
>the Cultists win
>only five remain, though
>Heat, Heat's Wife, and three foals
>probably his
>kneel down
>go from Malacath to Dibella
Your duty here is done, my friend. Please, come with me
>walk home with Heat's family
That church is there to this day

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You should kill yourself m8

when will you vile heathens embrace the glorious choco?

vroom?

>11 years later
>take Heat with me to church
>still there
>fluffy skeletons everywhere
>have to carry him
>arthritis.gif
>let him see it one last time
>he cries
>I shed a single tear
>never forgot The Fire Cult

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listen to this acolyte heathens, he will lead you to chocos light

when will you report it for spam?

Chocobo friend has actually help spawn new Oc that all of us can enjoy. While it is true that he is shit posting, he has helped these threads in more ways then he has hurt them.

He also keeps the threads bumped.

Also he likes French toast.

you will be judged by choco in all his avian glory, cease your vile fetish and accept choco in your life

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the only transgression here is from you heathen, embrace chocos love and peace will come to you

Kweh.

Fuck fuck fuck im totally jizzing laser rainbows at this shit uiuunnnng more more satiate my hunger. Quentchy thirst for blood and retribution. I feed on hate HATE MORE HATE NEED MORE GIVE MORE HATE I WILL FUCK THE JATE AND MAKE IT MY BRIDE MY SEED IS THE SUN AND MY HEART IS OF FIRE AND MY ASS IS OF VOLCANIC FURY AAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

you will all be judged for your vile deeds, your false admiration for the disgusting equestrian daemons will not protect you from chocos wrath

allow chocos love into your heart and he shall bless you with his avian protection

>be me
>fire god
>multiple years since anything called me that
>Heat and his wife are dead
>Foals were given to my sister
>she fucking loves them
>check camcorders out of nostalgia
>they still work
Me-Bless the people who made them
>stare for a bit
>red paint everywhere
>sad to see it in ruin
>Heat's wall decomposed
>go out
>don robes out of more nostalgia
>feel good
>walk over to church to get the shit back
>can still hear them faintly
>can still hear them well
>wait a minute
>hear more fucking fluffies
>stealth mode activated
>crouch to bush near shrine
>fluffie mom with about 4 babies nearby
>she's crying at the shrine
P-P-PWEASE HEWP FIYA MAN. PWEASE STOP OWWIES.
>listen more
SMAWTIE GIB OWWIES TO AWW US
GIVE BABBEHS SWEEPSIES
>listen more
>intriguing
>the Return of the Fire God is at hand

Thanks bud.

Vroom?

only by casting your vile heathen ways aside can you come into the light

choco is love, choco is life

>hide more
>mother crying
>foal goes over
mummah? wut wong?
>mom just keeps crying
>put back on the Fire God voice
WHO SUMMONS ME?
>mother shits herself
WHO DAT?
>get a little louder
I. AM THE GOD WHO HAS SLEPT HERE FOR AGES. THE GOD WHO BURNT THE HERETICS. I. AM. THE FIRE GOD!
>arise from bushes
>mother shits more
>half of babbies cry
>other half give no fucks
>mother stutters shit
Y-Y-YOO FIRE MAN?
>goddamn these things are dumb
YES, NOW TELL ME. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
>mother tells tale
>apparently there's a nearby herd
>smarties rule
I SEE. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE?
>some fluffies escaped the battle
>cultists and heretics both
>spread my good word
>mom comes from a heretic herd
>time for a dramatic entry

Kweh.

begone motored devil, you are beneath chocos avian glory

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>tell the mom to lead me to the herd
>ten minutes away from here
>stay behind
>mother goes in
>big-ass blue fluffy goes over
HEY! WEEW YUU BEEN!
>mom
W-W-WUUKING FOW NUMMIES FOW BABBEHS!
>blue smartie
NU CAW! NU LEAV HERD, OR GET OWWIES!
>smartie kicks mom
>urged to slaughter all the heretics
>warhammer.png
>stay back
>mother waddles over to me
>tell her to stay calm
>the fire will cleanse
>go to store
>buy more fog machines, cameras, speakers
>its night now
>place them around the herd's camp
>almost wake one
>everything's all in place
>run home
>turn on shit
>turn on fog machine
>yell into mic
LISTEN NOW, WEAKLINGS!
>fused screams of all fluffies

surrender to choco, he will be your guide in all things

Vroom?

>fluffies all scared
>smarties yell
HEY! HOO DAT!
WHEEW AW YOO?
YUU GET BIG OOFSIES!
>silence these fools
MANY A YEAR AGO I ROAMED THESE LANDS AS A SAVIOR TO SOME.
>some fluffies look up
I SHIELDED THOSE THAT JOINED ME, AND LAID WASTE TO THE HERETICS!
>smarties now clearly pissed
>multiple fluffies are now crying
NU WAN HUWTSIES
CUM OUT DUMMEH VOIS!
>the fire will prevail
>it always prevails
I AM THE FIRE GOD OF LEGEND, AND HERE TO WARN YOU.
>fluffies shit even harder
>theyre walking septic tanks with hair
>panic
I LEARNT THIS HERD HAS DEFIED MY WAYS OF LIFE AND PREFERRED THIS, PATHETIC ROUTE
>smarties take that as an insult
>start blaming it on the other fluffies close to them
IS YOO STOOPID VOICE!
GET BIG OWSIES HOOEVER DOIN DIS!
>final proclamation
IN ONE MONTHS TIME YOU MAY ACCEPT ME
>smarties are uber fucking pissed
>this shit is hilarious
THE BELIEVERS SHALL LEAVE TO MY OLD HOME, THE CHURCH OF FIRE!
>smartie asks
AN IFF WE DONT?
>scream
THEN YOU WILL BUUUURN!

only choco can give meaning to your wretched lives, you seek false comfort in equestrian daemons and they have led you astray

allow choco into your life

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you will be cast into the pit with the other filth, choco is the one true path

>fluffies in disarray
>smarties struggle to keep control
>two already ran towards the church
>gargantuan smartie from before shouts
HEY! SCAWY VOIS JUST A BIG MEENIE! YOU WUN, YOU GET OWWIES!
>still panic
>less panic
>check the church cameras
>none yet
>go to bed

>next day
>seven fluffies in church
>havent checked the big herd yet
>walls still fucked
>theyre shivering
>some of the church collapsed
>one is a mother
>not the one from before
>check in the grove
>fluffies are tense as fuck
>moms arent letting their babies inches away from them
>smarties scaring anyone they think might be in the fire cult
>let that shit go on
>go to pet store
>ask the clerk if he has any
>oh fuck yes
>buy four griffins
>tiny as hell, hardly the size of a fluffy
>supposed to grow to be huge as fuck
>bring them home
>got all that good shit for em
>worrying about the griffins for now
>dog keeps fucking with them
>gives me another idea
>the fire will cleanse the heretics

glorious choco, these heathens are not worthy of your avian grace

Kweh.

>go to church
>haul box of shit
>poster boards, rocks, etc
>gotta fix the church
>start rebuilding it
>fluffies watch in awe
>watching their god fix a shithole daycare with whatever he found in his attic
>build wall
>spike the wall
>looks like a proper fortress now
>a fluffy fortress
>noone will touch my disciples
>spray paint it all fire colors like before
>leave the fluffies
>head to herd of heretics
>watch from distance
>one of the smarties waddles over
>pack of foals nearby
>grab smartie
>grab foals
>fun-time torture session imminent