*stares at you*

*stares at you*

post nudes or gtfo

d-do you have a dick ?

uwu whats this

...

"But i'm black why is she staring at me"

this is awkward

dayum thats cute

"It's moderate to severe plaque psoriasis"

>see me on my way

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cute

"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
Then I put on my ray bans and skate away on my heelies.

"UR FKIN EYES STUCK M8?"

do you got something to say to me, bitch? you wanna fucking go? I put you in the ground, cunt

"Bit of a rush, you can tell me why you were staring later."
*write phone number on her hand with the make-up on table*

...

Listen if you got something to say just fucking say it. I'm not sorry for killing that fucking parrot alright? All that motherfucker did was throw seeds on the floor, shit and half strangle out a 'Hello' about 300 times a day. I wanted a snapping turtle. Or even a big-ass centipede. At least those don't throw their seeds on the fucking floor, Karen.

Sorry, I must have the wrong booth.
>have done, I was on the phone and it wasn't that bright.

I-i'm sorry
*sweats profusely*

THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BITCH?

wink at her and stick out my tongue

*drop kick
*take a dump on chest
*cartwheel outta there
*deal with it

calling twin peaks for some cherry pie

I'll forgive you. THIS time.

>that bro dooting away behind her

>paternal instinct:"Who the hell let this kid out of the house when they're this sick?"
*pours a bottle of water on her and gives her another to drink* "go find a doctor, I have enough malpractice suits already and I'm a college dropout."

Okay show your Adams apple you edgy insufferable new age fuck.

*stares back and finishes*

She obviously is thinking of how to tell me that she is vegan.

Ignoring xhe as far as possible.

>whips this out
Want some fuck baby?

What the fuck am I doing at a starbucks in a target?

get the fuck off my Sup Forums you fucking normie!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*teleports behind you*

i like women

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Agreed

Moar? She is cute

H-How is that possible

Starbucks, check
Target, check.

Very good chance it's a MtF faggot

It's a dude

"Nothing personal, kid"

Wut? I have a confused boner

Thanks, She's my gf

Obviously shopped, dobby died ages ago.
Potter was SHATTERED

Anons think itzaboy... confirm?

Kek
"Seeya looser"

>tell her she's not my type
>go to parking lot and play with my RC helicopter
>wait for her to come out
>do flybys around her head as she runs away screaming