911.. WHATS YOUR EMERGANCY ?

911.. WHATS YOUR EMERGANCY ?

OP is being a massive faggot. He just can't stop deepthroating cocks.

Watermelon nig nog west side ooga booga

"That's a serious matter is op breathing and conscious?"

Ok please keep calm sir.. there is an ambulance on route to remove that stick out of your ass. And give you a life saving injection of a sence of hunour.

There's a snake in my boot

I lost my car keys in Christina Hendricks vagina. What should I do?

Animal control have been found.. unless its a trouser snake and if thats in your boot.. damb sir well done! Ok take deep breaths for me sir.. a swat team us on route to kick it in and retrieve the keys

Animal control have been called sir.. unless its a trouser snake, and if thats in your boot.. well done sir!

I fell and got a booboo hurtie on my shin. Can you come and kiss it?

I have horrible gas

THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE AREA!

Sir this line is for emergencies only.. go and see your mummy.

Understood, peace keepers are on the way with justice sticks to correct you

Uh...What are you wearing ?

I WAS CHEWING ON A SPRING AND NOW IT'S EMBEDDED IN MY GUMS HELP

Can you tell me a bread time stowy?

Ok an ambulance is on its way with 100 cc's 9f cork

I think my dog is gay.

Ok animal services have been called to take it away to be put down.

I've fallen and I can't get it up.

Police, I think OP is being a faggot. Come arrest him for excessive faggotry.

Just because it lets you suck it's dick doesn't mean the dog is gay.. You on the other hand.

Please hurry it's starting to make me gag

THERES A WILD NIGGER GOING THROUGH MY GARBAGE CAN !!!!

Sir we recognise your number from a wanted list of known pedophiles.. police are on there way to arrest you

I have too much steak on my plate and I can't finish it all.

a snake just bite my tongue off

HELP, HELP MOTHERFUCKER THEY COMING FOR ME! OH, oh, i shit on myself, i cant stop crying

Thats just normal for your area.. please move to a move civalised area

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Ah safe jusf biffed your thong cough?

I kick flipped my cat but bailed and stomped on his neck.

Snake..? Is that the name of the hooker? Sir we need all the info we can get

Triple layer kek

Your spelling.

We are the ones after you.. like im going to help you.. by the way.... KNOCK KNOCK

I totally fuck two chicks last night

I'm going after it

If I can be caught

My butt has a huge crack in it. huh huh

>sence

here is some black guy minding his own business

>911.. WHATS YOUR EMERGANCY ?

My president is a traitor.
He is actively cooperating with a foreign enemy
and covering up his actions.
Could you send the Mounties or something?

How do you think i ended up in this job.. im thick as fuck.

I need a tailor because I ripped my pants.

Nepotism.

Micheal smells something officer

He smells plastic.

Someone's left this freshly baked cookie untended...

Do you have autism?

Probably...
Pls no bully

What's your name?

It's ok cookie. They're just ignorant. I'll love you.

What's your name user?