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I wish that I could breathe underwater.

Granted, you are now a bait fish.

I wish that my current wish and subsequent wish are and will uncorruptible by any means

The underwear is full of shit.

I wish I could fly a plane.

I wish op would die

K. that was your wish. You get nothing

Every time you fly you get high jacked

I wish I could teleport

you can only teleport one foot in front of you every hour.

You can only teleport a maximum of two inchs.

I wish I could get the user below me to shut the fuck up

>ignores subsequent as if it means nothing

You only get one wish tard

One wish. Maybe you should wish for the ability to read.

>implies it's samefag
I wish to die peacefully right now alone with a sharpie comfortably in my pooper

I wish to be reincarnated as a sanitary pad

You get your wish but only because WW3 starts and user gets deployed.

I wish I could fuck Stephanie from Lazy Town to death.

Wish granted but she is a trap

I see nothing wrong with this.

You just made it better for him.

Fags

Granted, but your skin falls off when you enter water.

I wish that I could have a good 20th birthday. :/ It's in a half hour.

It's pretty good, your morning however is hellish

I wish my trip to Brazil with my fiancé won't go bad

Define "hellish."

FUck you, Cunt. You think your words mean anything to an animal like me? I will shit up your ass. Literally shit up your ass. My anal cavity will touch your anal cavity, and I will propel my feces into your anal cavity. You may try to stop my shit with your own counter-shit, but it won't matter. Fuck you, cunt