I live in the same building as a very famous celebrity in New York. (pic semi-related)
We met each other in the elevator about 8 months ago and over the past few months we have become involved socially. She invited me to hang out with her and her friends on multiple occasions in her apartment and she occasionally knocks on my door and hangs out with me in my apartment. We just smoke weed and watch television together on my couch. We've hung out in each other's apartments more than 30 times. I didn't really think anything of it, because she had a boyfriend. But they broke up recently.
She just kissed me. Literally an hour ago. She kissed me on the lips.
We made out for about 10 minutes. I was completely shocked and in disbelief that is was happening. Then she took her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra. That's when the reality of the situation hit me. She's a very famous celebrity. Paparazzi follow her around all the fucking time. Then I thought about all of those parasites following me around 24/7 and digging into my past and I nearly shit myself. I panicked.
I stood up, nervous as hell and told her that I had to go. She asked me what was wrong and I said that I jsut remembered that I had something important I had to work on for a meeting tomorrow morning and then I practically ran out of her apartment. She sort of half-assed chased me, stopping in the hallway when she remembered she was topless, calling my name ("user, wtf??") as I got on the elevator.
I figured she would just put her shirt back on and go down to my place and start knocking on my door, so I left the building instead of going to my place. She just sent me a text message saying "don't ever come back, chicken shit".
Did I just fuck up? Would you be able to handle the spotlight of celebrity?
Grayson Reyes
Faggot
Isaac Walker
Not what your mom said m8
Ryan Kelly
She has nice legs.
Ethan Fisher
You at least couldve smashed and then ran away
Caleb Baker
>ITT: Sup Forumsro thinks paparazzi would give a shit about him for dating a famous person You done fucked up feller
Jaxson Martin
I'm a minor celebrity. I'm famous enough to have a Wikipedia article about me, and I'm frequently in the media. I've had lots of insulting editorials written about me, and the media has called me everything from mentally disturbed to an extortionist. I've simply learned to stop being ashamed of anything. If you brazen it out and express pride in everything you've done, they lose interest in trying to "out" you soon enough. Just like when I bring my computer in to be serviced, I always tell them where my porn is located and welcome them to take whatever they want; when it stops being forbidden fruit, they quickly get bored of searching.
Landon Kelly
She's a butte
Parker Adams
Who you are?
Angel Perez
You're seriously expecting me to out myself on Sup Forums?
Grayson Hall
I mean, does it really matter though? No one can prove it
Thomas Walker
You kissed Claire Danes? Fuck off m8 ur lying so bad
Nolan Walker
R u in the upper east side
Cameron Cruz
What are you famous for
Jonathan Martinez
fucking mongoloid, either fake or fucking mongoloid, fucking nigger
Robert Walker
Faggot.
Evan Cook
Faguette
Adrian Moore
I'm not famous in any field of interest to Sup Forums. You could call me a community organizer.
Julian Harris
Sounds like a gigantically huge pile of pigeon shit to me
Justin Hughes
>things that never happened: the post Because you don't want to get doxxed, you'll never provide proof, so OP is a faggot by default. In any other case, if you did meet a celebrity, and she was that vapid to call you a chickenshit for cucking her, then you should feel accomplished.
You cucked a celebrity who thought they could have everything. Except you, a faggot. Also, not having the media dig into your Sup Forumsrowsing habits.
Aaron Scott
weaponized autism will soon be on the case jones
Charles Ross
...
Julian Gutierrez
GET THE FUCK OFF MY Sup Forums SHIA
William Thompson
oh wow didn't even think about that hey shia what's up dog
Jason Campbell
>You could call me a community organizer. Holy shit! You're Obama!
Nicholas Murphy
This is like the 5th "Things That Never Happened" thread tonight. WTF is going on?
Jonathan Perez
no obama would be infamous to Sup Forums by way of banned anons
Jackson Lopez
pre summer
Jace Hughes
Which one OP, Morena or Morgan?
Brayden Reed
in other words, a liar seeking attention 9/10 made me reply