I live in the same building as a very famous celebrity in New York. (pic semi-related)

I live in the same building as a very famous celebrity in New York. (pic semi-related)

We met each other in the elevator about 8 months ago and over the past few months we have become involved socially.
She invited me to hang out with her and her friends on multiple occasions in her apartment and she occasionally knocks on my door and hangs out with me in my apartment. We just smoke weed and watch television together on my couch. We've hung out in each other's apartments more than 30 times.
I didn't really think anything of it, because she had a boyfriend. But they broke up recently.

She just kissed me. Literally an hour ago. She kissed me on the lips.

We made out for about 10 minutes. I was completely shocked and in disbelief that is was happening. Then she took her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra. That's when the reality of the situation hit me. She's a very famous celebrity. Paparazzi follow her around all the fucking time. Then I thought about all of those parasites following me around 24/7 and digging into my past and I nearly shit myself. I panicked.

I stood up, nervous as hell and told her that I had to go. She asked me what was wrong and I said that I jsut remembered that I had something important I had to work on for a meeting tomorrow morning and then I practically ran out of her apartment. She sort of half-assed chased me, stopping in the hallway when she remembered she was topless, calling my name ("user, wtf??") as I got on the elevator.

I figured she would just put her shirt back on and go down to my place and start knocking on my door, so I left the building instead of going to my place.
She just sent me a text message saying "don't ever come back, chicken shit".

Did I just fuck up?
Would you be able to handle the spotlight of celebrity?

Faggot

Not what your mom said m8

She has nice legs.

You at least couldve smashed and then ran away

>ITT: Sup Forumsro thinks paparazzi would give a shit about him for dating a famous person
You done fucked up feller

I'm a minor celebrity. I'm famous enough to have a Wikipedia article about me, and I'm frequently in the media. I've had lots of insulting editorials written about me, and the media has called me everything from mentally disturbed to an extortionist. I've simply learned to stop being ashamed of anything. If you brazen it out and express pride in everything you've done, they lose interest in trying to "out" you soon enough. Just like when I bring my computer in to be serviced, I always tell them where my porn is located and welcome them to take whatever they want; when it stops being forbidden fruit, they quickly get bored of searching.

She's a butte

Who you are?

You're seriously expecting me to out myself on Sup Forums?

I mean, does it really matter though? No one can prove it

You kissed Claire Danes? Fuck off m8 ur lying so bad

R u in the upper east side

What are you famous for

fucking mongoloid, either fake or fucking mongoloid, fucking nigger

Faggot.

Faguette

I'm not famous in any field of interest to Sup Forums. You could call me a community organizer.

Sounds like a gigantically huge pile of pigeon shit to me

>things that never happened: the post
Because you don't want to get doxxed, you'll never provide proof, so OP is a faggot by default. In any other case, if you did meet a celebrity, and she was that vapid to call you a chickenshit for cucking her, then you should feel accomplished.

You cucked a celebrity who thought they could have everything. Except you, a faggot. Also, not having the media dig into your Sup Forumsrowsing habits.

weaponized autism will soon be on the case
jones

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY Sup Forums SHIA

oh wow didn't even think about that hey shia what's up dog

>You could call me a community organizer.
Holy shit! You're Obama!

This is like the 5th "Things That Never Happened" thread tonight. WTF is going on?

no obama would be infamous to Sup Forums by way of banned anons

pre summer

Which one OP, Morena or Morgan?

in other words, a liar seeking attention
9/10 made me reply

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