Ever wonder how many people browse Sup Forums but NEVER post, or ever reply to other posts?
We would never know. Hell, I bet one of them is reading this, smug and shit-grin smilin' in their comfortable, semi successful life just sitting back and feeling something great from these words. Fuck you, yeah you. You fucking piece of shit. How dare you lurk and never post? What are you, a perfect human with no opinion or message to aimlessly spout through subconscious ideas in a waking state? Eat some horse shit you goddamn wizard, for I will never have the privilege to read your response and that's more than likely getting you off right now. God damn asshat.
William Taylor
Wow, this is spot on OP!
Mason Edwards
Checkd >help I've fallen and I can't get up reroute from 411 hotline and save life because of post
Liam Sullivan
I feel personally attacked.
Josiah Miller
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Jacob Morales
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Colton Fisher
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Grayson Cook
You think someone would do that? Just browse this board and never post?
Justin Brooks
Lol sorry
Brayden Taylor
It's a fact though.. Most visitors are lurkers.
Nathan Stewart
No one ever responds to me anyway. Why bother?
Oliver Morris
And yet you are probably the first person to tell a newfag poster to "lurk moar."
I love the lurkers. They don't do stupid shit like "hey my gf broke up with me go ruin her life" or ask what the hell is a moot.
Jackson Foster
Poor them is afraid to get called a newfag
Cooper Walker
Oh man my soup is ready
Ryder Campbell
First time I've said anything on here, I'm only here because Reddit is down. Sue me.
Aaron Gutierrez
100%
Owen Thomas
>It's a fact though
Rearn something rew every day raggy
Cooper Bennett
You'll be receiving a letter from my attorney in the mail!
Jacob Scott
730775329 is rite u no Im a fan of his posts and search 4 them on here , he never responds tho idk wat i did
Jose Fisher
My IP sniffer tracked down your post the second it laid ground in this thread. We've been waiting for a few days for this opportunity and it was worth the wait. You're seriously a gullible piece of shit, buddy. This thread was a team effort to get you and it worked. Thanks for allowing us to get your IP address and please have free time for a visit within the next 72 hours, Alex. You think the site is down all of a sudden? A mere coincidence? Wake up, pal.
Gavin Ramirez
i could not find the I aint clickin that shit nigga pic in my folder so have this instead. oh and I AINT CLICKIN THAT SHIT NIGGA
Charles Richardson
@730776445 how do i reply to a post like an oldfag?
Nathan Lee
What are you, a chicken? It's a smiling lady.
What is that... is that squidward fucking a twink butt? What are you, gay?
Wyatt Anderson
730777072 i sent a plane over ur house 2 send u a sky mesage it may be dark out rite nao but go check. do it 4 me Please
then get back to me
Elijah Butler
>wasted
Caleb Peterson
On
Austin Jenkins
Balls and wieners >wasted 7
Grayson Morales
>@730777577 is thre
Hudson Murphy
No
Austin Allen
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Daniel Gray
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Austin Stewart
someone said 'lurk moar' and ive been lurking ever since
Connor Carter
Get back to lurking faggot. Nobody said to get out of your internet shell so why don't you stay inside of it and don't even consider stepping foot into the real world you autistic motherfucker.
Camden Cox
;,?&730777797 wat do u say
Liam Miller
Thanks man I left a tips
Connor White
730778420 >420 >tips bob marley fedora
Asher Young
First time posting as well. Still don't know how to greentext.
