Describe your perfect woman

Describe your perfect woman

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Beat me to it.

Woman? What is a woman?

Skinny, short, big fake tits, nice lips, eyes that aren't brown.

That sommer bitch isnt even hot. Just a great ass, that's it.

white

One that reacts right to the chloroform.

This, but big real tits, blonde, waxed, tighter than an infant and negro

Pregnant and cooking.

just kidding about the negro part

pic related

Pregnancy is hot, but it leads to kids

But the real tits are gonna sag like crazy, man.

Plays mario kart but isn't good enough at it to beat me

Hot

a 12 year old shemale furry

cute penis

>Describe your perfect woman
Pale, has freckles, blonde or ginger, has natural tits, long legs, shaved, and can get it on.

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Chris presses his lips against mine tightly, and I wrap my legs around him. He holds my ass and squeezes it. I think of all the experimenting we've done to come up with something perfect, and eventually giving up on getting a routine and just deciding to have extremely passionate sex every night. Chris starts battling with my tongue and eventually he wins. I feel him let go of my ass and I stand again. He pushes me against the glass and starts taking off my shorts. As he starts with my shirt, I pull his pants down, then his shirt also. I put him on the table, getting on top of him, and take off his boxers. I hear moans from the class as they see his amazing dick. Chris gets on top of me and takes off my bra and thong. More moans, and I hear James also. I take Chris's dick and put it into my pussy a little bit, him then jamming it in me, causing me to moan really loudly. He presses into me harder and harder and harder and I scream with lust, my hands gripping the sides of the table. He sits up and lets his muscle filled weight push his dick into me. His hands squeeze my breasts.

All of what Chris is doing right now sends a powerful feeling of sexiness throughout my body. I get on top, and take his dick out of me, but he jams it right back in and gets on top. I take it out, and he puts it back in. Each time he jams it back in I moan with immense passion. He grabs my hips and waist area, puts me on my back, and pulls me toward him so my pussy is pressed hard against his balls. I grab his lower thighs and pull myself closer to him.

"OHHH!" I scream. "MMMNF. OHHHH GOD. OHHHHH. CHRIS. CHRIS. CHRISSSS! BABY OHHH." He gets out me quickly, and stands up, leaning against the glass. I walk over and get on my knees. Chris puts his dick into my mouth and i suck hard, loving the taste of his dick.

>4' tall
>300lbs
>Always lactating
>Smells like Taco Bell
>Full 70's bush
>Will cook me grilled cheese every day
>Fertile/give me lots of kids

>Has no job, has no real direction in life, doesn't know what to do, extremely dumb, but good looking

I don't want to be 'that guy' but a girl who's obsessed with me to the point of stalking (not out to ruin my life type of stalking) and isn't fat/ugo is ideal for me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=j_k46ZRV9t0&t=73s

Catgoddess-ish

like dis

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Real tits, no sag, symmetry, no nailpolish(hides health issues&injuries) not an sjw faggot, good character, not a shill, not a whore, real lips, no lipstick, healthy stock, doesn't whore on the interwebs, likes memes, intelligent, isn't real.

no shit

Define perfect... My gf is not 10/10 but she is perfect for me...

Any girl that will take me....

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this

Checked

you had me going until that last one

White

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Not her, who the fuck dresses like that to a bowling alley? My perfect woman isn't a whore on the street namean?

Half Mexican
Half European
Light brown hair that glows in the sun
Cute face
Listens to metal
Kind hearted
Laid back
Has a geeky side
Thick but not too thick
And finally a proportianate to her size bubble butt

who is this? hella cute.

Holy fuck, same nibba

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Brown eyes
Clearly about to star in a porno
Dissapointed fam

5"2
Thick
Blue eyes
Black Hair
Games a bit
Loves memes
Intelligent
Nerdy
Loves you more than anything

Me^

>4ft tall
>79lbs
>nymphomaniac with attachment disorder and in need of father figure
>2% body hair
>Bold and unafraid of fisting
>Power complex sated by giving and receiving orgasms
>Big believer in personal/individual accountability and self-direction.
>Vigorous masturbator.
>Female and pretty.
So, in other words, nobody.

Prove it.

Stop right there faggot.

proof?

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She can get em all faked-up when that happens, then.

I am

Is there not just something about that Mexican European mix? Also I made that list years ago and ended up meeting a girl who fits it down the last detail. We hang out all the time and I will wife her or die trying.

>cooks
>cleans
>has sex with me

i've been alive 31 years and have not yet found a woman who has fulfilled all 3 of these things

the third thing has been ESPECIALLY troublesome

Why do people even like huge tits? What's wrong with small, really cute tits that don't sag?

she looks exactly like this

Mexicans fart too much

You can currently get one of those at any taco bell.

fag

a girl with an ass like that.. and a good personality

And Europeans don't fart enough.

Cooking

Ayy lmao

a girl with a nice tones ass. Not this fat shit

Basically this

Tawnee Stone

Her.

straight off giyp

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Her

That's some "You fall in love you lose" level shit right there.

Perfection cannot be described by mere humans.

Kinky as fuck, gets along with me well enough, takes care of their body, probably games a bit, doesn't give me shit about my guns or at least doesn't give a shit, loyal, and at least vaguely cute. Willing to deepthroat and do anal from time to time.

Current GF basically hits all of those except the last one. She can only get into it if you face fuck her.

damn breh... i'm a fat retarded shitlord beta faggot and even My standards ain't that low...

Basically Emilia Clarke

I know.

THICCC
redpilled
loyal

literally dont exist in Australia they are all ravist leftist idiots

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I like em that young. She's gotta be almost 14 right user?

a fat assed jewess with nigger lips.

Use your imagination.

If fag = happy then yes..

Those glasses alone are doing it for me.

not a fickle whore

damn she reminds me of my friend Rebecca
fell in love at first sight and have never been any further than being thoroughly friendzoned, cause i'm a shitlord faggot and she only has ever dated/fucked alpha males with impressive jawlines
oh well, death's sweet embrace will comfort me soon enough

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No lies. Her name is Rebecca. Her mom is hot too.

busty, passing, non-crazy, trap with a feminine penis

just get /fit/ you niglet.

Then fake it till you make it.

Bangs + glasses. Oh that's my shit.

this

and grow a beard to hide your weak jaw

black hair, red highlights, asian.

This right here.

Slightly chubby, loves sex as much as me, big boob's, round ass and a pussy that looks like a paper cut on a marshmallow

fucking Rebeccas
i've never heard of a Rebecca who wasn't gorgeous and lovable

I'd settle for a rational, reasonable and intelligent woman. Someone who is not an emotional wreck constantly tip-toeing from one episode of high drama to the next. Someone you can actually talk to without having to worry about some part of her emotionally imbalanced brain getting triggered by your use of the word "but" in a simple and innocent sentence. Someone who will actually contribute to the household rather than spend her time complaining about it. Someone you can actually talk to.