Roast me, please, the best roast gets 15$ paypal

Roast me, please, the best roast gets 15$ paypal.

timestamp so i know youre not a faggot who likes the dude in the pic

No wonder your words look like that after whatever accident you were in.

Get better soon.

you look self-sufficient and balding

you look like somebody just told me the world is gonna roll me

Not your average army faggot, but nature did a pretty good thing fucking you up, making you look like a spastic frog.

Stop stalking good looking guys on instagram, snapchat or whatever, you fucking homo faggot. Get a fucking life.

U got dat face a man can only make when there is another man behind him fingering his arsehole like an old telephone

If you strain your muscles anymore you might shit yourself.

You have a face that not even your mum could love

I really doubt this faggot is actually you
I think you want us to say shit about him because he fucks the girl you wants

Truth it's always the best roast

it's Val Kilmer from Top Gun. Except without the talent, looks, and money.

You look like a swedish betacuck. And look at that forehead you fucking skinny stickman.... you better keep the 15 bucks and save for hairtransplant lol.

That haircut is cancer. Fucking trends. Couldn't you come up with something a little less fuckboyish?

Ahahahahahahaha

what did this poor soul do to you op to warrant tricking people into giving you material to diss him?

Yeah with that face It's impossible you don't masturbate to furries

Looks like someone rubbed Vaseline into a joint of gammon

You look like your dad hits you in the eye with his cock every morning to wake you up.

Nigga you look like megamind with that forehead

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Yo look at this biscuit faced lookin motherfucker this motherfucker thank he Colby person or some shit up on YouTube witcha gay ass lookin like a PUNK I'd FUCK in country

You look like the sham wow guy and Gilbert Godfreid had an abortion

Op is a fag

Your girl is probably getting raped by a somali in malmo

You loom fresh after your mornings bukkake facial scrub

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