Hey Sup Forumsfags roast me and my boyfriend

Hey Sup Forumsfags roast me and my boyfriend

You're such a cute couple. :3

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Cute couple but based on their inability to dress nicely I'm guessing that these are in actual fact, straights. Look at those fucking jeans like jesus fuck.

Things I want to do > things you want me to do

>hover hand
Even as a fag you're a beta cuck

That fucker on the left with the stubby arms can't even reach over to massage your pencil cock

The one on the right looks a tad autistic

Bumperino

The one on the left looks like a gayer Mexican version of Eminem

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Bumperooni and Cheese

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> interupting a session of DnD to take a "trigger the trumptards" selfie
Nigga, shut up and get back in character, got mindflayers to kill.
2/10

You look like a rip off Neil Patrick Harris and a cheap Latino Elvis impersonator

Nigger Alert!

You both escaped Auschwitz by inhaling that sweet sweet Nazi dong

Faggot nigger detected. Us whites say nigger. Only niggers say , "nigga"

> not sure if 12, or just retarded
fuck Sup Forums, you really let yourself go...

Dude this board is gay enough without actuall faggots like you. Pls just leave.

You look like a nice young couple desu.

I don't know why, but I'm 100% sure faggot on the left smells like pepperoni

Is that a fucking stratego piece. Get it together Shitty DM

Pretty sure this isn't the only Dungeon Master you two visit frequently

OP you're a faggot, you and your boyfriend should roll that dice to see which fag hangs themselves first and which one jerks off watching. Make yourselves useful for once in doing that and put it on here too.

They look like shitty recolored versions of each other.

The fag on the right looks like his mother and father are brother and sister

Only thing that the cunt on the left swallows more than semen is off brand protein powder

"I cast MAGIC MISSLE on you nerds"

One on the right rolled a nat 1 on Autism

So are their hands locked in that position from the amount of times they jack it a day or are they just actually trash at holding hands?

Clearly 2 straight guys

Fuck on the right's got a super nipple poking through his shirt or something

You look like the type of fags to scream "+2 constitution " before nutting

Honestly getting his bf's pubes stuck in his teeth would improve right faggots shitty smile

I have the weirdest boner

They both have a +1 in Chromosome Level

This is the face of a man who has lost his will to live. A faggot, who probably isn't loved by his parents, and has no friends. Probably has massive arms to suppress the suicidal tendencies running through his head

His meat isn't the only thing getting beat

Someone needs to send you fags back to the mental institution where you belong, your illness is nothing a little electrocution can't solve

ACDC for fags of DnD

I'm sure this weekend is your monthly Home Depot excursion so you can pick up a weed whacker for manscaping

If cock is what you desire, you're gonna get the electrical wire!

The one on the left needs to get back to fucking Mexico, there's too much of his kind in America already

One on the left is clearly training for the Olympics. Too bad cock-gobbling isn't a sport

One on the right definitely waxes their asshole. Left probably has a family of fleas living in his.

huh?

They look as straight as the autstics one's teeth

Special Olympics doesn't take Faggots

Autistic one's hair is kept up by dried semen

The retarded mexican one looks like he wants to hang himself with his hoodie string

Stealing our jobs and our money?

Can i play dnd with you guys?