Everton v Arsenal Match & Prematch Thread

Starts in a bong

Streams: livetv.sx/dex/eventinfo/461561_everton_arsenal/ www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams

EVERTON XI V ARSENAL: Stekelenburg, Baines, Williams, Coleman, Jagielka, McCarthy, Gueye, Barkley, Lennon, Lukaku, Valencia #EVEARS #efc

#AFC XI vs Everton:

Cech,
Bellerin, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal,

Xhaka, Coquelin,

Walcott, Ozil, Oxlade Chamberlain,

Sanchez.

First for the good guys of the premier league.

evertons team is so shit nowadays.

i can name maybe 2 players that would get in a CL/EL challenging team

what happened? moyes built them a top 4 team and theyve ruined it in 2 years

Is Gueye the signing of the season?

no

comfy tuesday night games

well that clears that up

Predictions for this match, lads?

4-0 arsenal

boring match, lukaku bottling all chances, '80+ arsenal 0-1 victory

Of course.

Nobody hates Everton.

>Lukaku 1'
>Lukaku 44'
>Sanchez 62'
>Lukaku 65'
>Wenger Exposed

0-0 all over it

Arsenal to get BLACKED

>Oscar off to China

Lmao

Fucking brs

>what happened? moyes built them a top 4 team

No he didn't. He built them a 7th place team, which is Everton's natural level.

Funny how shit Everton's team is

>bellerin speaks like a roadman

this is his home

Still

Holy fucking shit, this is a real quote

RK: "Gareth Barry is okay but with a tough period of games coming up, I need to protect him. We’ve spoken about it and it’s no problem."

Literally small club mentality.

No point in playing our strongest team against the good teams because we'll still get beat and tire the players out, better save them for games where we might get lucky and snatch an undeserved point

NBC Stream: acestream://a4dbdfa7d87ba4a7f5ff015b2e0f328bf85baf7c

Bloodzeed: acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

Owen looks weird when hes fat. He needs to lose some weight.

>everton
>top half of the table
>natural level

>>/reddit/

KEK

If anything Chelshit is the Reddit team.

>Cazorla next to Mertesacker
Will they ever learn?

>Implying anyone wants to see the NBC stream instead of bloodzeed

Reddit wouldn't push a black man off a train

english accents make me cringe

Everton's average position over the last 15 years is literally 7th. They're also the 7th-richest club, with the 7th-highest wage bill. Where else would you say their natural level is?

how does it feel to know your title hopes will be dead 1 day from now

And you'll still here them on nbc

But NBC has an all-English commentary team....even the halftime analysis only has one American.

Everton are unbeaten at home, can easily see us not winning today especially with Walnut starting

>not liking the english male accent

how? its goat. i get not liking the female one i guess

Hear*

that's why I'm watching a russian stream. It's the patricians choice.

Everton to win is currently @4.20
haha time to blaze it

E2-3A

haha only quality weed my man

>It's a clattenburg episode
Get ready for some laughs

the dankest og kush my fám

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>arsecucks think they have a chance of winning the league

Remember when Everton fans hyped Koeman like he was Klopp or Conte tier

Would be shocked if we got more than 2 points from this and man city at the weekend

>DCL on the bench

Get him on Ron, we'd like the money.

Goddamn do I hate arsenal, everything about them from their fans to their faggot lineup is just awful

ozil has downs

no. but i remember them doing it for martinez

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YO HOLD UP LEMME CATCH MY BREATH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>1 (ONE) POINT

>I RATE OZIL

>LE SPICY MEME

>AGENT CECH RUINING ARSENAL FROM THE INSIDE

>LE GIROO IS A GOOD STRIKER

>ZERO CLS

>2 TROPHIES IN 10 YEARS

>MEDIOCRE SMALL CLUB

>RELEVANT

>FIRST AND LAST ACTUAL CHANCE TO EVER WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN


lads im dying someone help me

Why do you limeys say

>at the weekend

It doesn't even make any sense, just say "this weekend" like normal human beings

Come on you blues!!!

>This program is only authorized for viewing inside the United States

am I gonna be fucked lads?

It make sense.

at the end of the week--->at the week's end---->at the weekend

>We've tried playing football and it hasn't worked, now we need to try being aggressive on the pitch

Pssst..
Acestream....

Is Everton the most disappointing thing since my sex life?

>Everton play tries to injure Xhaka after just a minute in
>Mcmanaman proclaims "good!"

Can't stand this scouse cunt, why is he even commentating on this game?

They remind me of a franchise in the NFL

Not really. They're the 7th-richest team, what are you expecting?

Yes exactly, "at the week's end" works but not

>at the weekend

Two different sentences there m8

No. My sex life is the most disappointing thing since your sex life

You know exactly what it means, so why does it matter?

...

I wish I had a sex life.

aiight senpai
getting seriously baked rn

>Theo Walcott doing a good long ball
That's the first time I've seen that in my life

>ozshit

hahahaha guys hey

>pleberton

?

lierally only watching this shit show for some human interaction and HTST

No

>man on man at the back

what did he mean by this?

Fucking twice Williams fouled Koscielny, and Clattenkike didn't give a foul for either

please don't tell me we're going to get another ABA referee for the umpteenth time

>ABA
they dont exist

Why are arsenal fans like this? You know your team is full of diving faggots but still insist on more calls

>ABA referee
No bias, Clattenburg is just shit

>poocucku

haha am i Sup Forums now?

How did Barkley manage to become even more shit

very strange

#PeoplesClub
#EvertonArentWe
#WeGoTheGame

my old soccer coach was named Everton

The same thing just happened with an Arsenal player where the Everton player didn't jump and it went against them. Those calls are such inconsistent bullshit

Chelsea and Tottenham fans seem to be ABA

la?

was he hot

>dead match thread
lets play guess the player

he was black and very tall, nice jaw desu

No they just think you're a bunch of whiny cunts because you are. You have to win trophies for people to hate you for being successful

>arsenal
what were you expecting la

>Tuesday night game
Feels weird.

lelmela

They don't hate Arsenal for being successful, they hate Arsenal for being a bunch of whiny hypocrites.

You're in Canada, it's not Tuesday night, stop being a faggot

alright

SEMEN
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Everton are fucking awful

Koeman literally sucks the life out of football

nice

Yagelka

someone explain to me everton's play style