/heem/
/heem/
Jacob Morgan
Jackson Myers
...
Noah Hill
Bitchy 18 year old ahead
I hadn't eaten all day and my stomach kept rumbling during an exam and it was really embarrassing (im still in college till July since I only just turned 18 this year)
So I left and I went and sat in the library because its always empty but this girl I like and her friends came in and my stomach made this really squeaky noise and I heard one of them say ew and then they all left so they probably thought I farted or something.
So now I've gone from being a nobody to a freak or something.
And then at Jiu jitsu we was sparing and I got tired and started feeling sick and got put in an arm bar and tapped out. I only had to defend for another 2 minutes and it would of been a draw
thank you.
Jason Edwards
/ngannou/
Samuel Rodriguez
get in! always great to hear the sharpest minds in MMA!
Lincoln Flores
Vad händer bögar
Wyatt King
>18 year olds think these are real problems
Heem yourself junior. If I ever see you irl I will heel hook the shit out of you.
Evan Brooks
>Would of
You must go to a shit college
Jaxon Sanders
just dont want to end up another grown up gfless nobody desu
college.*
Samuel Morris
>just dont want to end up another grown up gfless nobody desu
like everybody on heem
Nathaniel White
Got my fight pass, /heem/. Watched Diaz vs Lawler, when Robby raged from bitch slap stockton style. Is it first encounter of it in the professional arena?
And what do i need to watch immediately from earlier (started my ufc journey when Holly heem'ed Honda; become fan of mma long ago in school when Fedor fights in Pride were being broadcasted on tv) to become true /heem/?
Aaron Allen
Any jiu jitsu fags here? I'm gonna beat your ass, STANDING UP
Fuck your guard buddeh, get in my clinch
Hudson Carter
...
Christopher Moore
...
Owen Anderson
So today at Muay Thai I was hitting pads with a Lithuanian lad who's first time it was, halfway through he started foaming and spitting all over the fucking Mats, it was truly a terrible sight
I know he was Lithuanian because he was literally wearing a tracksuit with a Lithuanian flag and LIEUTVIU or some shit on it
Also his fingers and hands started bleeding because he was using MMA gloves
Kayden Roberts
PLATINUM
i'd watch that fight
Lincoln Butler
someone give this man the spicy banger list
Justin Richardson
Honestly can't wait for Sage to make Mickey "potty mouth" Gall STHU
Xavier Lee
fuggg Perry's gf is so QT
Julian Carter
Hi Cm punk
Noah Allen
what if Sage gets subbed again
Isaac Stewart
...
Cameron Harris
haha
Austin Hill
Mickey will crumble the moment the cage door locks behind him and he comes face to face with Sage.
Ryan Kelly
>does this kid own sleeves
Brody Lewis
10/10 OP
so /heem/ who are your top 5 welterweight boys? these are mine.
>wonderboy
>larkin
>gunni
>dirty bird
>gastelum
Cameron Rivera
Lando
Eli Lewis
Wut did he do with the apples
Blake King
Artem vs. Lando
Julian Sullivan
>lil paige will never sit on your face
why bother
Camden Turner
Aldo, Mcgregor, and Frankie would all beat Holloway
Jeremiah Nelson
Ariel is such a jew, hope Dana ends him for real
Carson Taylor
And pre USADA chad
Gavin Clark
Max will lose
Cooper Sullivan
>having 5 boys in the same division
you boy slut, try keeping your legs together will ya ?
Hudson Flores
What happened to Anthony Pettis? He went to champion to gatekeeper at best
Jose Diaz
Samuel Butler
Gastelum gonna wreck another old MW, Silva's next lel
Christopher Russell
SPICY
is going to be the main event?
Grayson Myers
>keeping your legs together will ya ?
i'll keep them together around your neck and slowly tighten them up until you go limp goof.
Nathaniel Howard
He hasn't evolved with the game. He still isn't a round winner and relies on landing a kill shot or getting a sub, whilst people figured it out.
Parker Jenkins
good thread lad
Connor Phillips
You're gonna throw the towel from the stool after a round of getting your takedowns stuffed, you slut
Logan Bennett
...
Logan Brown
This is correct
Liam Perez
He should go to Bellator t.bh
Ian Roberts
is that khabib?
Ryan Cruz
youtu.be
Shook
Alexander Sanders
a mix of usada and arlovski post fedor syndrome
Chase Torres
New drug testing and RDA broke him
Camden White
Jouban is done. All he did was talk about Mike
Isaac Lopez
just noticed he tapped twice
KEK
Cooper Murphy
How the fook is Jouban a prospect ?
Jonathan Foster
How do I achieve prime fedor's body mode?
Josiah Young
Jouban will win
Joshua Rogers
they could be sisters
perry's gf is cuter tho
Owen Turner
steroids
Benjamin Allen
Buy Rich Piana's products
Asher Bennett
Delet this
Kevin Russell
Reminder that mike perry is literally plebbit: the fighter
Alan Jouban is the true patrician choice to root for
Wyatt Cruz
steroids + fast food
Kayden Rivera
Fedor is one of the more natty looking fighters with his dadbod. Same goes for Cormier
James Myers
Back to flebbit with you
Ayden Murphy
That's just fat guy worked out for a few months mode, nothing impressive
Caleb Wilson
Natty looking doesn't mean natty though. Look at Barnett.
Evan Rodriguez
thank you for constantly keeping me in the first 400 viewers
Kayden Moore
...
Michael Moore
Where dis nigga minions at?
Henry Morgan
I already called you out before for being a casual, but this is a sherdog tier post
literally stop posting my man
is this a joke? plebbit literally memetalks like mike perry, he is literally a meme there
Oliver Peterson
I don't really believe that anyone is natty, ya know what I mean
Joshua Baker
Jouban's the choice for /hm/ maybe
James Fisher
What made Fedor so good?
Don't say steroids because everybody does them
John Harris
>being this insecure
Samuel Robinson
Thomas Taylor
Gabriel Williams
steroids and beating up cans
Levi Ross
we all secure, secure u gay bruh lmao
Henry Reed
>new zeeland thinks fedor was good
man im tired of calling you guys casuals, but you have to start somewhere
short answer: fedor was never good; he fought a bunch of pro wrestlers and literal nobody's. When he fought real competition he started losing big time
Michael Green
I'm calling you out on being homosexual, you homo, go jerk off over Romero's pecs
Isaiah Morris
There's no proof he took steroids
Fedor will always be the natty GOAT
Justin Johnson
I remember some fighter making a video pretending to be conor fighting an old man but cant remember who it was and cant find it
Adam Nelson
this joe rogan podcast is already a train wreck
joe keeps looking to jamie to keep the conversation going
Luis Miller
he fought in Pride, they were encouraged to do steroids. Plus he is Russian and they love their steroids.
Anthony Nguyen
>catholics
>real insecure
really made me think
Matthew Jenkins
I don't understand any other argument desu.
Isaac Lewis
Not an argument
Brody Johnson
Errybody knows that Netherlands is the gay capital of Europe
Bentley Bell
Who is the toughest fighter?
Bentley Wright
Austin Evans
thats Sweden
Alexander Thompson
...
Nolan King
You got gay marriage first though
Luis Perry
Is Brandon Schwab a good fighter?
Jaxon Richardson
I'm pretty sure you're an American using proxies to give Scandys a bad name, stop slandering Norway and Sweden bro
Justin Mitchell
>not closing the lid before you flush
It's like you enjoy being covered in the back spray of your shit and piss.
Also that last comment by that incredibly angry feminist in that pic Jesus fucking christ
Jacob Fisher
Yes
Cooper Watson
should I bet on sage or gall?
Robert Fisher
You seem to know a lot about gays lmao
Oliver Reed
>plebbit literally memetalks like mike perry, he is literally a meme there
How would you know this if you weren't a redditer yourself?
You have to go back
Christopher Rivera
Mike should just retire, I don't want to see Yoel rip him in half