You have 10 seconds to explain why you're still a virgin

>You have 10 seconds to explain why you're still a virgin

How does it feel to miss out on the core purpose of life?

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>core purpose

is it tho?

I can't talk to girls.

Yes

Cause I'm a low test loser that doesn't give a fuck

I am a devoted Christian and want a special wedding night with a virgin bride.

Well perpetuation of our species is thought to be our core purpose so procreation is a part of that but so is providing a safe thriving World for future generations.

yes, its the sole reason you were born and the whole purpose of our species.

The first time is your worst time. Remember practice makes perfect.

there a sauce for that pic?

I'm not, I have 2 kids and a wife. The skank you have pictured here is ugly as fuck.

weird, a porn homage to chloe des lysses?

I'll practice with my wife, user.

Amen, my first time was a nightmare, haha

>the core purpose of life

post anal sex a fruitless sexual relation
Nullifying the core purpose of life

What if you find yourselves sexually incompatible?

Take a look over to Africa and similar places and you'll see what having procreation as your sole purpose in life leads to. Thankfully there's the 1% who keep the 99% in check so they don't destroy themselves, or at least so they don't destroy everything for everyone else.

...and a crappy one, too.

No one can replace Chloe.

90% of everything humans do is sex related, whether its to look attractive and appealing to the other sex, or the desire to pleasure ourselves.

wtf is this thread?

cause my dicks massive

>core purpose of life
>posts a pic of anal
good job tard, go get laid

My dick is "scary" big so that could be a problem. But nothing's impossible to work around if you really want to.

You mean you practice by jerking off to pics of anime girls. If I was your god I would strike you down for that. Too bad he's only imaginary.

>nothing's impossible to work around if you really want to.
What if she just doesn't like sex at all

An action which stems from the natural instinct to have sex with girls.

seems like they tried to recreate this famous shot

can't talk to girls, no social skills. Although still got guaranteed sex by end of year even if she isn't my type.

Exactly, abandoning that shit saves a lot of time and resources.

Yeah, those whose existence only cosists of indulging in lowely pleasures. If you had anything better to do with your life you wouldn't obsess as much about sex and other crap.

Did you lnow that war, higher learning, and art would not exist if it wasnt for us having sex. Everything is just an effort to impreas the opposite sex and maybe reproduce.

If weall didnt need to fuck what would be the point of it all?

I wouldnt work out. Take care of myself. Get a job or try to get smart.

I remember when I was your age. Those were some cringy years.
Only an asexual girl would not like sex, and I can tell if a girl is wet or not.

who that is

Because after work I go home to sleep so that I can wake up to work again.
And on weekends I have important matters to attend to like sleeping and a bit housework.

+ The fact that I simply lost contact to the few friends I had or simply get in touch with them way to seldom to go out and stuff.

I have no fucking time to go out and through some miracle meet a nice girl and every woman at my workplace is either to old or fat and I ain't going to fuck fat bitches, I'd rather die a virgin.

Pheromones. Duhhh

I feel feel that the people who answer "yes" also promote the misguided idea that "might makes right" among our species. For instance:
These two unevolved specimens. What a waste of human potential. If that is all the more purpose these two can derive, please hope that they stay of any significant roles in life.

Wrote it in a previous thread.
Lost it to a dude, moaned because of the pain in the pillow, he noticed, stopped and comforted me to sleep.

I've tried it and it's not as great as everyone makes it out to be.

youtu.be/oXWgJSpvbic

check out this vid

chloe de lysses

I can't seem to find a girl interested in me.

It really sucks.

Even if you claim to be asexual, its simply not true. Most of the feelings you have and the things you do are related to sex. Hell, even racism is related to sex and wanting to protect your women and territory from foreign men.

>core purpose of life?
reproduce =/= having protected sex
guess i missed out on that one

Too fat for skinny chicks and don't want to fuck a fat chick.

I am not claiming asexuality by any stretch of the imagination. Rather, I am claiming there is more to derive from life then our baser pleasures (albeit a necessary role) There is nothing wrong with going after it or enjoying it, but putting it (sex) on a pedestal and assigning it more credit than it deserves among us just seems so beneath us(humans).

sauce?

thats audrey rose

It feels shitty sometimes and others idc to much
>But at least i can jerk off whenever

Sadly humans are just animals. Even simple things such as looking into the mirror and wanting to look good stems from sex.

It controls our species and all the small things you do in your daily life.

I stand apart from society

>How does it feel to miss out on the core purpose of life?
your pitiful excuse for living is not everyone elses excuse for living.
fucking faggot OP.

audrey rise analersary dare dorm

There will be one. I've got barely any personality and still a girl interested in me. having low standards helps

I'm a virgin because I was protected from the outside world. I never got to experience a lot of things, just focused on excelling in life.

Is this why people with children are so happy and fulfilled all the time?

I have severe social anxiety. People think I'm weird/won't hang out with me. So I don't try. Also getting older so I am bordering a creep soon.

I hate people and sure don't give woman the gratification of paying for sex

>Core purpose
>Posts anal sex

Sexual acts don't define me, I am more then my bangly bits

Why go through life without doing or at least TRYING to do as much stuff on this world as you can??

Are you confident that there will be more to do after your life expires?? For all we know theres no going back after death. So youre telling me you wont regert not doing it?

Lol what??? I have never seen this. Please provide proof

>Everything is just an effort to impreas the opposite sex and maybe reproduce.

What about buddhist monks? I highly doubt that they do what they do, to impress somebody into having sex with them.

Check-mate faggot.

I'm not a virgin

i have a gf. its just way hotter getting cucked by her and staying her pure little virgin. (:

Implying they are impressing someone in this life

That was irony.
You might have heard about that.

>Better question
If you are one of the people who are actually defending your virginity with "there's more to life, etc":

The drive to mate is one of our strongest, most basic, hard-wired instincts. What the fuck could you have done to oppress an instinct like that?

That mental illness tho

No, humans literally are here to reproduce. In this case, the "might" you misuse is basic biology.

It's a TRAP!

No they don't.
But that wasn't the premise.

The premised was that everything that is done by humans is done to impress the opposite sex. And that's clearly not the case.

>15

Religion is the death of reason, tho

1. Deep down. You know they would not turn down a no strings attached bj.

2. Kid...dont take me seriously. Im paraphrasing a futurama quote.


Member the robot sex episode??? Nig nog.

Probably why laughed out loud for real

The only people who think that sex is the meaning of life are worthless waste of space who lead aimless lives.

People do things for the sake of doing them, not everything boils down to getting sex, you're reading into things that aren't there.

Not a virgin but still missed out on the purpose of life. in 40's and still no kids and living alone. Point being it's not just fucking that is the purpose of life it's procreating.

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If you were a war hero you wouldnt turn down all the sex from women who know what you did.

...

Euphoric.

That's a shit strawman, try harder.

Maybe cause I just like dick?

>ctrl+F "wizard"

I'm seven years away from wizarding powers, why would I give that up for having mediocre sex with mediocre women?

LOL M'lighter

i have been in dire need of a circumcision for the entirety of my 19 year life
losing my virginity beforehand could possibly solve my circumcision problem but that's not how i want to remember my first time

Youre right. Its hot here in my room so im a little distracted..

It's okay im only 18 and its a religious third world country so 40 year old virgins are everywhere

Filippines?

shitposting on Sup Forums isn't the height of reason either

Parents made me sign a pact saying I wouldn't have sex until marriage.

Because I'm ugly. Literally the only reason why. If you have a problem with me being a virgin, then by all means, be a hero and fuck me.

You ask as if being a virgin is a choice. It isnt.

Whatever you do, don't let red wings be your first time. Cautionary tale.

Being ugly is no excuse. Someone would fuck you if you had money..or drugs...are you poor too? Maybe a blind person?? Im sure theres a bunch of gay dudes that would take you as well.

Do tell. I didnt get mine for a long time.

Here's some advice to the beta fags about talking to girls. Just do it, literally walking up to an attractive girl and complementing them is not hard, and usually isn't frowned upon if you're not weird about it. I work at a gas station, and every time I see a really nice looking girl, I just complement them and if I'm feeling balls I ask for their number and hit them up. I'm 22 and have a baby face. Confidence is key; if you go into a situation expecting it to be awkward then it'll be awkward.

No thanks. I'm fine. Maybe once I lose my dignity and self respect, maybe then I'll hire a prostitute or lower my standards enough to fuck anyone desperate.

Literally this


What helped me is just talking to girls as if they are guys. Literally, treat them like people. Don't treat them like queens or goddesses or any of that bullshit. Just be casual and remember that they aren't special. Theyre just a person like you are.

this, but times 1000. talk to literally every single girl. within two days i guarentee at least one will like you

You know there are ugly women that want to find someone to love too?

This is actually how Trump got elected.