What should I do to this fucker

What should I do to this fucker
DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE
I will take the first request ending in 1

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it has to be torture dont lie

piss in the toilet and hold him in your hands so he can watch
thats it

Free him

Nope

Name it kekistani and suck on its head

Give him a big ol lick from his head to his tail

eat it, post picure of tail out of mouth

but this 1 at the end of my post says otherwise

Swallow him whole.

eat it

call him Eppel

Lick it

Feed it bugs, duh

shit on it

suck his dick

rape

Put it's tail down your urethra.

Give it a good life with lots of cuddling and treats until it passes away from old age

Kill it.

Attempt to fuck it.
At least hot glue it.

bite of half of it

Knit it a hat

This plus name it Gucci jr

Pet it

Kiss him

Put in mouth and suck

Feeed it bugs.

At least I got dubs.

Bump

free it

Raise it as your son.

take a piece of poop and put him on it

catch him some gross insect, the only good bug is a dead bug. Then after he's done eating, you should let him go.

Tell it a joke

Stick it up your ass

Put it in your asshole

let it go.

Pet him and love him, until he dies comfortably from old age.

Name it Gucci Jr.

Bump again lol

Helium balloons.

Look up what it needs and give it the best life possible.

Find another of his kind so he doesn't feel alone

Aww yiss

be kind to it and give it a kiss

Kiss it

Winmars
Either let it go or keep as pet

Get it drunk with some beer or something.

No zeros yet!
Status update
He is happy

Lick it's pooper

PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH

wait

OP will deliver...

>No zeros yet!

Winrar

lick his butthole first so he has something to remember you by

Fuck you faggot
Overruled
Microwave in 5second increments util it pops

thank you

730832551 get

np, papper.

Liberal cuck

Nah

Vore may be my fetish but I'm not sure I want to see that

Done

Threads bait anyway

liberal cuck, the new knee-jerk word to replace autism.

so neat.

...

good man, op. many bugs shall die for you in tribute.

>DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE

And yet you're asking here?

>autist wants people to stop using autist as an insult
It isn't the word that's insulting. It's you. Your very existence

Good job OP

what does "knee-jerk" mean? ive never heard this expression before

?
why are you spazzing out at me? i was just pointing something out.

Agreed, Gucci Jr deserves better

in this instance it means quick reaction. like w/o even thinking just blurt out the first insult you can think of. here it's libcuck/autist lately.

Today is the day lizard kings join together and rejoice in OPs name.
ALL HAIL KEK

It means automatic or unthinking
doctors hit the mallet on your knee and it jerks without your input

Other than the faggot not really using the phrase correctly it means a quick reaction

KEK confirms it!

ok I I'll re phrase that
>hipster faggot everyone should be equal and no living thing should ever die ever even my vegan friendly vegetables and fruit are gently air blasted to sadly remove any bugs that my call them a home I only drink fair trade coffie hand picked by downtrodden individuals from poverty stricken villages in 3rd world country's liberal cuck

You don't seem very intelligent.

actually it was perfect, you're just too stupid to understand context.

Freeze it

you keep going on...but for what purpose? i guess i'm your insult sounding board. knock yourself out, socrates.

Sup Forums space program

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He gunna be salty now
Kek

OP catch it again and unfreeze it in 10 years.

I'm not the same person you think I am genius.

wow, an identity mistake on an anonymous board...shocking, indeed i must be dumb as dirt.

>i must be dumb as dirt
Well at least you agree

well, i'm glad we cleared all that up. thank you, your posts have been incredibly stimulating and refreshing.

PRAISE BE TO KEK!!