What should I do to this fucker
DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE
I will take the first request ending in 1
What should I do to this fucker
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it has to be torture dont lie
piss in the toilet and hold him in your hands so he can watch
thats it
Free him
Nope
Name it kekistani and suck on its head
Give him a big ol lick from his head to his tail
eat it, post picure of tail out of mouth
but this 1 at the end of my post says otherwise
Swallow him whole.
eat it
call him Eppel
Lick it
Feed it bugs, duh
shit on it
suck his dick
rape
Put it's tail down your urethra.
Give it a good life with lots of cuddling and treats until it passes away from old age
Kill it.
Attempt to fuck it.
At least hot glue it.
bite of half of it
Knit it a hat
This plus name it Gucci jr
Pet it
Kiss him
Put in mouth and suck
Feeed it bugs.
At least I got dubs.
Bump
free it
Raise it as your son.
take a piece of poop and put him on it
catch him some gross insect, the only good bug is a dead bug. Then after he's done eating, you should let him go.
Tell it a joke
Stick it up your ass
Put it in your asshole
let it go.
Pet him and love him, until he dies comfortably from old age.
Name it Gucci Jr.
Bump again lol
Helium balloons.
Look up what it needs and give it the best life possible.
Find another of his kind so he doesn't feel alone
Aww yiss
be kind to it and give it a kiss
Kiss it
Winmars
Either let it go or keep as pet
Get it drunk with some beer or something.
No zeros yet!
Status update
He is happy
Lick it's pooper
PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH
wait
OP will deliver...
>No zeros yet!
Winrar
lick his butthole first so he has something to remember you by
Fuck you faggot
Overruled
Microwave in 5second increments util it pops
thank you
730832551 get
np, papper.
Liberal cuck
Nah
Vore may be my fetish but I'm not sure I want to see that
Done
Threads bait anyway
liberal cuck, the new knee-jerk word to replace autism.
so neat.
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good man, op. many bugs shall die for you in tribute.
>DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE
And yet you're asking here?
>autist wants people to stop using autist as an insult
It isn't the word that's insulting. It's you. Your very existence
Good job OP
what does "knee-jerk" mean? ive never heard this expression before
?
why are you spazzing out at me? i was just pointing something out.
Agreed, Gucci Jr deserves better
in this instance it means quick reaction. like w/o even thinking just blurt out the first insult you can think of. here it's libcuck/autist lately.
Today is the day lizard kings join together and rejoice in OPs name.
ALL HAIL KEK
It means automatic or unthinking
doctors hit the mallet on your knee and it jerks without your input
Other than the faggot not really using the phrase correctly it means a quick reaction
KEK confirms it!
ok I I'll re phrase that
>hipster faggot everyone should be equal and no living thing should ever die ever even my vegan friendly vegetables and fruit are gently air blasted to sadly remove any bugs that my call them a home I only drink fair trade coffie hand picked by downtrodden individuals from poverty stricken villages in 3rd world country's liberal cuck
You don't seem very intelligent.
actually it was perfect, you're just too stupid to understand context.
Freeze it
you keep going on...but for what purpose? i guess i'm your insult sounding board. knock yourself out, socrates.
Sup Forums space program
He gunna be salty now
Kek
OP catch it again and unfreeze it in 10 years.
I'm not the same person you think I am genius.
wow, an identity mistake on an anonymous board...shocking, indeed i must be dumb as dirt.
>i must be dumb as dirt
Well at least you agree
well, i'm glad we cleared all that up. thank you, your posts have been incredibly stimulating and refreshing.
PRAISE BE TO KEK!!