Wake up

>Wake up

>"Wachu waitin fo whyte boi? Eat it."

Wat do?

I mean eat it. Obvs.

I'd put my red Trump hat on and fucking go to town.

Does it taste like watermelon or fried chicken?

Enjoy.

STD's

Eat it. Stupid question.

eat that pussy like theres no tomorrow

whats her name?

Jenna

>You think she is talking about her pussy

GO FULL MOON MAN

Chocolate oister gonna be gud

from what game?

anything she wants

call cops

Pull her ass back down and start cumming her more.

>Your pussy gets eaten after you're pregnant. Member the bet?

Have her take my cock

the tip is so out of proportion

you should see a doc dude

What's wrong with it?

that seems like it would be a
"ohh, ohhh bit mor- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING."

Saints
Row 2

That's Sombra from Overwatch.

your tip is like 1/2 the size of the base

No it's Jenna you muppet

WOT IN TARNATION

My gf likes it

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What's the girth at base?

what kind of undies you stuff that monster into? what do you feed it? im sort of jealous your girl gets to play with that thing

This.

It's pretty thick

Standard underwear, I'm a vegan

whats standard? i see boxer briefs in one and what looks like bikini briefs in the other...

wat?

its the size of your fucking wrist bro, that's not normal

tongue in butt + fingerblast

My gf made me pose with the with the one in her underwear, and the others I took with the ones I'm wearing now

punch that stupid duckface

>masturbate furiously while yelling MOAR
It's all I know.

this tbqh

i have a photoshopped version of this image for my own... personal use :^J

put on a little makeup and take my keys off the table

Nice Penile Widening bro. Doc charge you 5 grand for yours too?

sauce on girl?

why

Love that spice that goes with lemon.

And also niggers are to be hanged, not banged.

Eat it. Free sex.

I tell her i'm not white nor into black chicks

Does black pussy smell and taste different than white?

Black pussy tastes like chocolate

more muscle, its tighter

Turn 360 degrees and eat that nigger ass.

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