ITT: We poorly describe a video game and others try to guess.
>Early 2000's combat based From Software game
>Highly customizable character
>Sometimes difficult to navigate stat menu
>Good soundtrack
>Vague and confusing plot
>Player is voiceless protagonist who starts out, choosing a very basic preset
>They suffer from a widespread affliction, plagueing the earth.
>Given purpose by higher ups to protect the current way of living, against violent, monsterous foes.
>Meet interesting allies, and topple bosses ten times your size, becoming more powerful as you go.
>Eventually learn that you and those like you are being used as fodder to perpetuate wealth and power to the higher class, while everyone else rots below.
>Game has many branching paths
>Multiple endings, and the ability to start a new game with your current character.
>In the end, you become the most powerful being left, and none of the endings seem truly good.
>Fun and complex combat
>A, many times desperatly needed, lock on system.
>Could have a more exciting loading screen
>Features moonlight blade as a weapon.
>Game title is 'Adjective' 'Noun'
ITT: We poorly describe a video game and others try to guess
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>early 2000's
>From Software
Too easy and too specific user
I assume it's Demon Souls?
Here's mine
>old fags want you to scream at giant reptiles until they leave
Dank Souls
You are incorrect though.
It is not Demon Souls.
>poorly describe
>posts a detailed essay
Also Incorrect.
And yet, no one has guessed it correctly.
Wow, rip me. Other than the main souls game I have no clue what other games From Software has made. Time to do some research
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It is in no way related to that series.
>youve prepared your whole life for this moment
>you go out and are about to slay a monster
>??????????
>it wants your semen
>it is raping you
Dark Souls?
Oh, is it Armored Core then?
Correct!
Namely 4 Answer
Just about to guess this
Is it really that similar to Dark Souls? That's specific.
Armored Core is about mechs, right? I wonder how they implemented the Moonlight Greatsword
King's Field 4
I don't know. It's Armored Core. Does Kingsfield fit all those points?
Wow that's a super long gliss in your pic.
Dubs know it
fff
And dubs confirm it. fff
I have two:
#1
>2000's
>play as trailer trash
>game takes place over the course of a week
>each day you're tasked w/ mundane shit (dry cleaning, go to work, pick up milk, etc.)
>the game advertised "a living breathing world"
>it's not oblivion
>it had gained controversy for graphic imagery
#2
>you find a baby
>you keep the baby
>other people want the baby
>you befriend weird people, sometimes by fighting them
>shitty checkpoint system
>good soundtrack
>I had my arm cut off to save a friend
>a town worships fast food
>be guy
>in air
>with buddy
>things go well for a month or two or three
>buddy turns jihad outta fucking nowhere
>don't see buddy for a while
>headed towards russian nuclear testing sitewith new buddy
>tactical nuke incoming, it's over
>unless i fly into the fucking silo tunnels
>saves the day
>old buddy is pissed
>old buddy deds new buddy
>you ded old buddy, or you so think
>old buddy becomes narrator of your story
Kings field
postal 2
Ace combat 4?
youtube.com
yeah, that's #1
LISA for #2
>Be 1990s
>Choose 3 characters
>Ring doorbell and hide in bushes
>why does alien have pet hampster
>Who's this ugly bitch in the kitchen
>lockedinbasement.jpg
ace combat zero. close enough tho since four, five and zero have basically the same ending
yes... damn
Maniac Mansion
Skyrim.
You got it
No lie user, I'm a professional bass trombonist and I've played this piece. Literally the most retarded shit ever.
>scientists send sketchy device to parallel dimension
>device fucks up, creates vortex that starts swallowing up the earth
>team goes into the parallel dimension to get the device back
>everything fucks up, time warps, every team member arrives decades apart in the parallel dimension
>you arrive last
>the other team members have gone batshit insane and created a guns-and-sorcery world with low ass resolution
Monster girl quest
Also checked
Sitting with bricks
>get a gun
>gun makes holes
>but not bullet holes
>Trombonist
I thought it was "Tromboner" or did they change that for obvious reasons?
Portal.
portal?
no
that's not even a game
that's not even anything nigga what are you even trying to say
Bingo.
It'd probably be a bit better if I didn't say "but not bullet holes", but I like how it sounds more riddle-y.
Sounds like a Zelda game
I'm like the late 1970's version of Siri. Ask me a question, and I ask one back.
>be porch monkey
>get hentai aids from science man
>kill zombies in New York
>muh daughter
>be gigantic faggot
>have lightsaber
>"world's greatest swordsman"
>actually world's biggest faggot
>feed jellybeans to jizz
>??????
>Profit
>literally no discernable plot other than that.
>Be edgelord
>Go on an adventure with three paid friends
>Mechanic's daughter keeps trying to fuck you
>be such a cuck you never fuck her
>also angst.
>Be ayy
>have space ship made of rap music
>crash because retarded
>ride elevators to find all the pieces
>rocket skates
???
>go on a wild adventure across the universe to commit genocide against an entire species
>finally end up on the right planet
>kill fucking every single one of these ayys
>save one because cute... sorta
>never send a woman to do a man's job.
What position do you play that super low Bb in? And how do you even do a single gliss to get to the high F? I'd imagine they'd all be in first position but fuck me if I know.
Was thinking more of the 80s version, but yes. correct.
>rpg
>kill own family to become strong like daddy
>literal retard bald guy is best friend
>ingame sister is kinda cute, would smash so hard
>settle for angry russian or bitchy black slut
>omnipresent bouncer prevents continuing to next area without posse
>rock's door: shades of limb (and chair of sphere)
>be me
>get new pair of pants from amazon
>spend the next week and a half throwing people through windows and beating them to death
>be dog
>wish you were a jigaboo
>have an onion berate you while you pathetically try to have rhythm
Is the first one The Sims?
>long time ago
>bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, bong, bloop
>bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bloop
>bong bing bong bing bong bloop
You win, hit reset.
Final Fantasy 15
>be sad because middle aged
>hire a jigaboo to steal shit for you
>reunite with fucking scum of the earth friend
>watch friend huff gas and be total degenerate
>rob shit
yup.
>PaRappa the Rapper
>ma nigga
Kingsfield.
gta5
Doom
>be mostly robot
>get cloaking device
>kill sand niggers, russians, basically fucking everybody.
>fuck Prague
Portal
They're supposedly remaking this.
Yes. correct.
>ma nigguh.
Mass Effect?
deus ex: mankind divided
Playing through it now for the first time actually, love it. Human Revolution was outstanding as well.
They already did remake it.
yup. obviously.
I actually played through Mankind Divided four times... including once on permadeath mode.
Good game. Could have been longer... since Human Revolution was like 1/3rd longer.
correct though.
was not aware of that until just now.
Toe jam and earl
The most difficult to control game ever
Parrappa
>Fight war with best friend
>Friend gives you schizophrenia
>You think he kills bad guy
>Yfw you killed bad guy
You summon a genderbent monarch and fuck it them in the ass to power up.
I'll do some more with quicker desc's so less people will guess right:
#1
>synth music and drugs
#2
>bring camera to asylum, patients are loose
#3
>you go to a high school that sucks
#4
>you're a mailman with a powerful USB
#5
>detective werewolf
>throw zippo lighters as weapons
MechWarrior, Sim City, Legend of Kage, Kileak the DNA Imperative,
I liked it too. You did good user.
>use 1 leg
>enter world of 4 legs
>they only walk on 2 legs
OP here, thank you. |I've been wondering what instrument this could possibly be for.
bo1
>Japanese kung fu fucking guy
>someone kills dad, must avenge
>talk to everyone in town to find clues, need to go to the big city
>insert disc two...
>in big city, need job. Bingo drive forklift
>mini games in the arcade, and darts too, pretty cool
>beat up some gangsters
>SEGA
That's all you get, don't want to give it away.
Good thread, this time OP is not a faggot
shenmue>
>go mid blyat
#1 dunno
#2 Outlast?
#3 Life is Strange? Or maybe Bully.
#4 Postal?
#5 The Wolf Among Us?
Lol that was quick
4, New Vegas?
5, Wolf Among Us
3 is Bully?
No idea for 1 and 2. 1 might be ... Hotline Miami? No idea, never played.
2 is probably one of those Japanese horrors
#2 outlast?
>giant robots
>can fly
>fast and fun action
i really wanna know what this game is...
>middle of fucking nowhere
>let's go grab a case of beer