Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Enter and you knowingly submit you waifu to the nearest merchant

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Claim

This thread and the merchants within are all mine.

Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.

Close but It will take a few more shekels to buy me, I'm not a cheap date

I guess we're doing this?


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cutie

Moeagoyevy, Moeagoyvey, Moeagoyvey Goydam!

Still here


The T-54 I think. Im not sure. I cant wait until you do! Ive never had them before as far as I know. Sure add me at The Love Box#3747 and I will add you to it. Dont worry I dont use voice either.
Hello agAIN

You'll probably get invited to the discord eventually, I think. I don't know if the invite links get posted here anymore after server ownership got changed though.
It's nice to know you realize this isn't really the place for that kind of stuff. I know some new people see the ERP and think it's ok to do it here. I get that they're new, but there's a a rule in the OP. Nothing can be perfect though. /shrug
ERP is definitely a hot topic here. Almost every time someone tells others to stop, threads tends to derail, or the discussion gets out of hand. There are a few that try to keep cool while discussing it though, like Karen and Kyouko.
It was a school day, but it's Friday so I've been feeling good today.

I like your sense of humor, user.

Hmm Tomoko again is at the scene when the merchant makes his rounds...

You're in school???

Out of control, no one was looking after them.
Pupper is a cute. And I do know what Im doing. The roots of the tomatoes were way too shallow, a light jerk was alenough to remove the plant.

Im always here and why would i post a jew?

You probably already know, but if you let the suckers grow on tomatoes, they take away nutrients and resources that can be used for flowering and fruit. Plus, they sprawl out all over instead of growing neat.

You probably also already know too that you can deep plant a tomato- the hairs on the stems turn into roots in the absence of light. It's a must here, otherwise a shallow rooted plant dies when the heat scalds the root system in summer.

Looks like the pup is growing into those ears.

Its turning winter here, so the plant was going to die with those shallow roots. We have a better setup out the side of the house anyway, a ton of silverbeet.

Whoa, that's a cool looking tank! I hope you get it soon!

Did I miss anyone's posts?

>Misaki Claimed

You missed me steal you waifu

I posted this!
>Insurgency? I've seen that game a couple of times on steam! It looks pretty graphics intensive but fun, like a more serious CSGO!
Why are your ears ringing? Volume turned up too loud or just really intense?
No biggie if you don't want to talk about it though!

of course greentext fails me! Whoops!

Really both. It's loud as hell. Especially on a modded server with extra AI and players.

>player constantly intoning some variation of FUCK FUCK FUCK when reloading under stress

>constantly being deafened by nearby RPG/IED/grenade detonations

>machineguns

it's just a loud game.

hello

Yeah, forgot about the seasonal opposites from here to there. Any kind of frost or cooler weather will kill or weaken nightshades (peppers, eggplants, tomatoes, etc.), so it was definitely time to get them out.

>silverbeet/chard
Greens don't do quite as well here since the growing season for them is short. Winter for us is great for root vegetables, cooler weather herbs, and brassicas.

I have it now. Just need to get it upgraded now. I will if I see them around. Alright cool

She was bought off a breeder while she was just off mothers milk, shes still under 6 months old. And the plant just didnt seem to take to the soil. Not sure what exactly happened, but the roots just didnt sink in.
Our beets will survive through the winter, they're pretty well protected from wind.

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Dank hill kawaii

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Hey Yuuki, how's it going?

How's winter down there? Does it go below the single digits or into the negatives? For the most part it's around 0-10 here, sometimes some dips below freezing, but definitely less often than when I was growing up.

Gay boy -_-

How do I delete a post

Alright, going back to watch some more of that show! We've got like 3 more hours so I'll be gone for a bit! Have a great night everyone!

Hi Yukki!

That sounds actually really cool and also kind of scary... It also sounds more like Arma rather than Counterstrike. Is there like a matchmaking system? And how long do the games generally last?
Well, I hope the ringing starts to go away soon and you can relax in peace!

Holy! You work insanely fast! But congratulations on the new tank! And good luck on the upgrades!
Don't worry about it too much, it's more of an offhand thing eheh. I just really like pasta but never have it as much as I'd like.

Aw, that's adorable! Also holy moly she's only six months old and she's that big? That's crazy! Maybe it's just the camera perspective but she looks like she's going to grow up to be huge!
Ah, okay. Well that sucks but at least it was just tomatoes, right?

Yeah just mounted some stuff so hope it helps. I havent had pasta in a while. See ya.

Good! I'm having a few drinks and dreading the start of the week...you?

Hey Kanna, how's it going?

You too.

I have ArmA 2, 3 and Insurgency. While the former are more realistic and slower paced, there are a lot of nice little things thrown in with Insurgency (more scripting, your character yells in fear when suppressed, actual voices, more effects)

It's much, much more of a pick up game. Couldnt last you ten minutes on some modes.

And with that, I think I'm gonna head to bed. Night folks.

I LOVE AKANE KURASHIKI AND AM GOING TO MAKE HER MY WIFE!!!!

>trips
Somewhat the same, about to have some drinks too. It's been a real grind this week, but at least it's over for a bit.

Is it finals week coming up for you?

'Night Misaki.

Nights get down to -6 Celcius, and days can hit 20. Its more stupid amounts of wind chill. We had someone from London come here and complain about the wind chill.
Shes going to be Husky sized, as a Husky x Malamute. And yeah, tomatoes are pretty easy to plant in our other garden once the weather changes back.

>also trips
Yeah, next week is finals week. Fortunately my first final is on Thursday so I have time to study, but I'm just dreading it

あらあら!
あらあらあら!

Wait I can't go yet a fellow student is in distress

I know that feel.

Lucoa. I want them tiddies so bad

It won't be too bad, but I really need to rock these Software Engineering and Data Structures finals

same

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I'm not terribly versed in Australian geography, but the area you're in has a little bit of elevation to go along with being near the mountains doesn't it?

Yeah, on one hand you have time, but then it sounds like you'll have to deal with them all at once. Do you feel ready overall?

What's to drink at your end tonight?

I wonder if yuiko would look good as a bunny girl? :o
HELLO!!!

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed

Also is in the middle of a flatland. Its a bad area for wind. Canberra.

I feel fine for 2 of the 4, but yeah, the fact that it's two on Thursday and two on Friday makes it kind of bunched up and packed. I'm drinking Shock Top!

Hi

i want him to bite my ear

cute

賢狼ホロはオラオラオラオラをかかぬ!

Hello tomo. How are you?

Hey Juvia, how's it going?

It gets quite windy here too, but mostly because we're on the prairie- no terrain to break up the wind from strong fronts or other weather systems.

Now that I think of it, your winter seems similar to ours, but you might have more wind. It really is erratic weather for us the past few years. It's tricked some of my plants a few times into budding early, only for a frost to kill the early growth off.

Guinness extra stout here, but once those are gone I'll probably take a shot or two of something.

Schedule definitely sounds packed, but on the flip side, the weekend awaits immediately after. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Maybe

That would be nice.
Just grinding away on tanks. Yourself?

I'll never know :(
That's a boy?

Mmm, not really a fan of Guinness. A bit too heavy for my tastes. Idk if I want to get into the Fireball I have or if I should just finish these Shock Tops. And yeah, I'm already planning on having a lot to drink that weekend!

Hello everyone.

Hi Hanako

Hello Houki. It's been pretty good now that it's theweekend and all
How about you?
>dubs
Finishing dinner, then going to watch more watamote.
You must be pretty good at that game. You seem to play it a lot
Stupid pervert

Yeah, we get decent sun, rains can be few and far but the wind is eternal.

Hey Hanako! What's up?

yeppo

Nice choice. Im passable. The games pretty knowledge based and hopefully your team has that knowledge too otherwise youre fucked

Hello Holo
Hello Houki

Hi Tomoko. How are you?

Hello beautiful. How are you?
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Ayy Yuuki. Just playing some Dark souls 3. What about you?

i miss drinking ive been in kuwait for the past three months

About to play some For Honor with some friends. I haven't played DS3 in a while I just got to Undead Settlement

Damn, do they not have alcohol there?

Just bought a new tank and hate it because the current gun is garbage. May stop for a bit and do something on the ps4 instead. How are you?

Ah so it's a team based game. Do You usually get good teammates or is it usually trash
>don't call me that
I am good now that it's the weekend. You?
>

nope its a dry country

Every team is a mixed bag. You just hope the top tier tanks are good. Its not a loss if they are bad but it sure fucking helps

This is the actual one I'll post it in then I guess

RIP best tributes

I prefer something stronger myself, if only because it gets the job done faster. I have a little bit of aquavit I need to finish up since the bottle is almost done, so I'll probably go with that. Any drinks you have next weekend will be well earned for sure.

The same. This back half of the workweek has been a real slog, but it's over. We're due for another round of storms overnight/tomorrow morning. Hopefully no hail this time around.

Wind chill is always fun, that's one part I don't necessarily miss from my days in the northern US. The really windy days can sometimes be helpful during hunting season at least.

Hey Saber, been a while. Doing well?

Wow, that's impressive to have a whole country be dry

Oh yeah, I'm going to spend some money on drinks, I won't buy cheap stuff!

3D master race

alloo

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Otto von bashmark!

when i get back stateside im either grabbing a 40 or go balls out and buy some johnny walker i like harder liqour more but 40's are cheap and get me fucked up

>you blew it
what do you mean by this?

Serves him right!

i hate this place also porn is illegal and 4 chan is blocked unless im using a reader app on my phone

I dont do much hunting, the only real hunting that gets done around here is roos. My brother does it occasionally, out on a property owned by a friend.

Oh nice, that'll be fun. That's still pretty early if i remember right.

That sucks, but you'll be able to get a better gun for it right? Anything in particular? I'm alright, just playing DS3.
>Gently nuzzles head in between breasts
Aww cmon, you used to love when i called you stuff like that, remember~?
That's good, any plans? I'm alright, a bit sleepy though.

When do you get back?

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Yeah, it's right after the first boss (Vordt? don't remember his name)

guys what should i do when i find no joy in life?
i have someone but this person lives 10 hours away so its not easy to see each other.
i just want to find something that i can find joy in.

>tomoko
youtube.com/watch?v=_1WLXRhJ6Q0

Wendy MUST win

have you tried holding in your poos?

A quiet night

not till november