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/ngannou/

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Who is this wiener cleaner?

gobbs bless

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#Whitebelt

Could Cyborg beat any male fighter signed to the UFC?

good thread my nigga fuck that other shit

she could be legit top 10 145 and 135 in mens
that is why ronda is ducking her

casual spotted.

gtfo lad

i gotchu bruh

Not ready for Megan Anderson 2bh

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So she could beat a Faber or Dodson, you reckon?

I don't think she'd beat any ranked featherweight

>Holly fucking Holm is going to become the fourth two-weight champ in UFC history because they created some fluke meme division
wtf i hate dana now

>running away in a fight

Holly is the first fighter to hold both boxing and UFC titles, also she ended the Ronda meme, so if anything she deserves it more than anyone else out there.

To be fair she actually is the second best in the division besides Cyborg and if Cyborg didn't take the fight because she wanted a longer camp than she's basically guaranteed to be the first title challenger.

both would be heem by her man like power

Randamie is winning that fight laddie

Holly will retire right after

Have you ever seen Randamie fight lad?

nope but Holly is worn out
Randamie is going to meem her

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Have you?

Yes I have.

>mfw canada cuts my beard and steals my axe

omg that thick gina is fucking AMAZING

imagine her sitting on your dick with those amazing thighs wiggling on yours

fuckkk shes so hot

I'm from the future.

Rockhold wins back the title.

I wish he would go full punished Luke. He would own that division if he dedicated himself completely and stopped being such a chad

why is this so funny to me

his expression is an apex kek

Post the gif lad

>Cyborg reacts to Holm vs. de Randamie: ‘Everybody knows I'm the featherweight champion

Well clearly not if you can't make weight in 2 months

damn, that's like some shit out of a video game

Wtf, she was offered two FW title fights and turned em down. This man is fuckin delusional from all those PEDs

I know it's mandrama but still....

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Quite the bump she took

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>but still
But still what? It still looks cool? It's fake lol

Don't think that's fake, she actually gets hit there.

>tfw you redeem your only ufc loss

Aldo would know that feel except he wasnt OBSESSED enough to take the fight at 155 when he was offered it

Nate and Conor laughing all the way to the bank

while he runs a burger joint kek

Yeah I know, I just enjoy the who is this semen demon meme a lot.

>if he dedicated himself completely and stopped being such a chad

even less likely now that's he got a celeb gf

only so much time and focus to go around

i should really redo this to be better quality

Is Luke really going to grapple against Jon Jones?

Now that's something I want to see

Why isn't she the OP of every thread, she's flawless.

Also is she retired or what

I hope so

Punished Rockhold would be my favourite fighter

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Name our band

BASED PLATINUM with the TRUTH BOMBS

youtube.com/watch?v=k2_WL0SJ-rM

>KFC or Popeyes? KFC by far, Original Recipe is the shit
>1st round KO against Jouban, I'm gonna end his modelling career
>I have 4 guys in mind to call out, you'll find out once I win
>Black people? I love most black people, I love some black people. White people? I love most white people. I love some white people. I don't like anybody.
>I get up to 200 pounds. I will fight at Middleweight before long, who knows
>I would sell my house to Conor if he asked
>Khabib or Conor? I think Khabib

The Injureds

yea has been retired for a bit

He's right about everything but Khabib, unfortunately

She's not the first fighter to retire because they could make more money from movies (SELLOUT), but maybe she can fail like Rampage Jackson and come back?

Aren't both Punk and Luke kinda gay? Is it a coincidence that there are multiple gays in AKA?

Thompson is all class though

lol

>All casuals care to spam is about kona

No Knees Needed

I suppose she could, at 34. Unironically did a lot better vs. Cyborg than other competitors I've seen.

Gina was literally the only good part about Deadpool.

Queens of the glass knees

Negasonic Teenage Warhead was qt

>Cain
>Rockhold
>DC
>Khabib

Is this one of the most stacked MMA gyms in the country? No memes, I'm curious if there are other gyms with that much top level talent

She got mauled by a man in the cage and no one objected, I don't blame her for leaving.

obviously JacksonWink, but I hate their style

Tri-Star
Jackson
Kings

jacksonwink
>Jon Jones
>Condit
>Cerrone
>Overeem, Okay hes not campared to Cain

Would you trust Schaub around your girlfriend?

It's silly that casuals are considering the possibility of Conor standing a chance against Floyd.

Without jumping into redundant analysis, off the top of my head, I can say that he doesn't understand the fundamentals of the sport.

You can not begin to grasp the idosyncrasies of boxing without having a good number of amateur fights at least.

UFC's roster of world class boxers such as Ronda Rousey proves my point.

>49-1

women's heavyweight division WHEN?

when UFC gets popular in Mongolia and Russia

>Tfw 50-0 will happen in your lifetime

that's remember myself trying to beat my father on chess,hes love the game and played it for like since hes was a kid, i never stand a chance but i tried so many times but some day he was extremely drunk so i know that was my chance i call him out to play chess we played 2 times and i won 1, yeah was good but he not even remember the other day that we played.

last final coming up soon lads

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Previous thread: News:

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mmamania.com/2016/12/13/13944546/ufc-fight-night-107-vitor-belfort-vs-kelvin-gastelum-possible-march-11-fortaleza-brazil-mma

mmafighting.com/2016/12/13/13946208/cris-cyborg-reacts-holm-vs-de-randamie-everybody-knows-im-the-featherweight-champion

mmafighting.com/2016/12/13/13932282/commission-practices-at-ufc-albany-event-draw-criticism-from-fighters

Joeband is no joke, I am a little shook for Platinum because I know he won't be

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so holm will have chance to become two weight champ at 208

and they are trying to put max/aldo unification bout as the co-main


would be funny if that card still sold like 400k

i dont think casuals give a fuck about the holm fight, and aldo has never sold on his own

if that card sold above 300k I would be pleasantly surprised

Holm v Shevchenko did decent numbers, but all that means is that they saw her boring style get shoved up her ass.

are you sure you wouldn't prefer Gabi doing this to your dick.

AKA is both dope and prone to injury because of how much they spar.

yeah and fox card doesnt mean much. it's so variable depending on what's going on in the sportsworld on tv that day

did pretty terrible attendance/gate if i'm not mistaken

i could've gone but didn't care

>tfw too smart to damage my hardware while upgrading my software

>casual only cares about PPV sales

Say something nice about the small weight classes
You're more likely to seem meme shit because people aren't worried about getting heemd as much

requesting the jeremy stephens picture with everyone laughing around his head

are you talking about McGregor? What was all that about him tearing his acl before the mendes fight
he said he couldnt walk at all in camp but him and dana lie about shit all the time so idk

what the fuck do you think the new owners care about

they are gonna throw the """sport""" under the bus if they dont get a money return

they are fast
they don't gas out all the time

they are more technical

Hendo vs. Bisping 2 was supposed to be a "money fight" and it barely did 300k buys

They're better than LHW and upwards in just about every way

Reminder to eat three anal cumshots a day minimum

Sold out the MEN Arena instantly

They probably could've got 21k people had they opened up the entire arena

300k is also pretty decent for Bisbong and Old Man Hendo

was she hot while she was fighting?

Khabib and the Number One Bullshitters

fertittas got out at the perfect time

sold super high with conor and now it could be a while before ppvs are doing a million plus

im skeptical the mainstream is gonna tune back in for ronda's first fight back. i think they will only care if the redemption story pans out and she starts dominating again

>command and conquer red alert shirt

wow she just went into perma-girl status