You've given two options: Fuck these aboriginal women or die. What would you do?

You've given two options: Fuck these aboriginal women or die. What would you do?

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Can i get wasted first and can i chose the position?

abstain, just like I did last time I faced this dilemma back in november.

that's a pretty fucked up situation...

what kind of sick person would choose option A?

just for that, you cant get drunk and you have to eat their assholes

We had to say sorry for wiping these ugly fuckers out of Australia's gene pool?

well, i've had a good run...

fuck the one giving the options.

yea, so people can move on. its part of doing the job.

You fucking CIS white male. Race is a social contstruct. These women are just as beautiful as any on a western magazine cover.

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Triple checked

peace!

You can only drink metho.

ausfag reporting in.

did you just assume their gender you shitlord?

no, it says it right on their shirt.

can I use Viagra? because if not, then I'm not sure if I would be able to even get an erection, even if I tried my hardest.

this thread is getting good vibes

by that logic, i'm batman

Can I use viagra and a condom?

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nah, youre just a loser adult that still wears superhero comic book character shirts.

and I'm john denver

Never been in a threesome. Can't wait!

really? were you from colorado or west virginia? does anyone even know.

I ain't see nuttin wrong here whitefella.

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a cute!
too bad less that 3 percent of them have even relatively human features

this is true for all australians.

mr denver im weyland corp