Walk into McDonald's and you see this

Walk into McDonald's and you see this

What do?

Casually glance and wonder why I'm in a McDonalds since I don't eat there typically

>I don't eat there typically
>I get my chikun nuggies at the drivethrough

Do that "cum on her clothes without her noticing" thing

Order Chicken Tendies like I normally do.

impregnate

wonder why you would photoshop a perfectly good image in the first place?

needed more bass

-M'lady
*tip fedora*
*Gentlemen mode activated.

unrealated picture.

slip my finger up her Filet-o-Fish®

I'd still hit it

>tendies
>nuggies
>mfw

would still fuck

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Wind up my arm for the most unholy slap from hell right on her arse

>my arm for
I read that as
>my ant farm

I'd wham her arse with the loudest thunder crack. She'd get diarrhea from the sheer magnitude of my powerful palm strike

smack 500 hundo down on the counter and proceed to fuck her in front of everyone

Stream it!

stick my fist up her arse right to the elbow

>Get behind her
>Get down to tie my shoe
>Wait for the profit

do a 360 then walk away

She ain't worth half a mil bro

Stare. Give a big smile and a thumbs up if she looked my way since we all know what she's doing.

Neither is 50,000

no i mean 500 dollars. shes at McD of course she'll do it. Maybe even for less.

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Walk up to the counter right next to her. Tell the cashier I was thinking about a quarter pounder meal but instead I am going to EAT THAT ASS. Make intense eye contact with her until she either lets me eat her ass or leaves uncomfortably and hopefully she already paid for her meal and take that.

Ask her if she wants some "special sauce" on her patty.

what clothes user, what clothes?

tell her she will get fat and lucky if she eats here and wendys is way better anyway

Order the Big Pound.

fuck I meant to write ugly

Introduce meat into buns

Samefag. Prove me wrong bitch boy.

Get some mcnuggies

Dry angry ass rape, like any healthy man.

You might call me a white knight, but perhaps she did'nt dress that way to get the attention of some creepy beta's at the mcd.

TENDIEEEEEEEEEEES

aussies. lel

Protip. Women don't dress like that to go unnoticed.

You are a white knight so you naturally safeguard other peoples cum storage but that is a prostitute and probably has more pounded out meat than whats behind the counter.

beat off in a booth, remove my gherkin as per usual, cum in bun and eat

they don't have wendys in australia

>perhaps she did'nt dress that way to get the attention of some creepy beta's
Oh I'm sorry you're right she probably dress that way to get the attention of alpha males like yourself, right? Fucking hypocrite.

proof

Admire the view whilst I order my Big Tasty with Bacon. Then I will do nothing about it and regret doing so until the day I die. And with the amount of McDonalds I've been chowing down on recntly, that could be soon!

Take a picture, and use it to start a thread on Sup Forums.

Spread her asscheeks and tell her that her tampon fell out.

Stick an enema tube up her ass then activate the high powered enema machine in my backpack, if anybody complains I tell them I am a professional scientist.

Angel

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ask Wendy for advice

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You know, the fact that nowadays you can't go into a store with those looks without everyone thinking you are a robber is what's wrong with society.

Whip out the iPhone and take a picture to titilate the weebs of Sup Forums

who the fuck would rob anywhere in that?

For real, they'd have both the police and the fashion police hot on their tail

jesus people are easily terrified

>You will never have a hot club slut aching to suck your dick
Why even live bros?

i also won't go into space, you don't see me crying over that

Yeah but almost nobody ever gets to go into space. Getting blown by sluts is a bit more of a regular occurence and you'll have to meet other people who get to do it.

They have great bodies and by the time they reach 25 they've sucked so many cocks that can do wonders with their tongue, but they are superficial and dumb AF.

IMHO 10/10 would fuck again, but seriously don't go any further with them.

>10.48 miles of penis

>they are superficial and dumb AF.
That's fine. Really not interested in putting my dick in their personality and all that pic related shit.
> would fuck again, but seriously don't go any further with them.
That would be the plan. I know they're vapid idiots. Not that it matters.

Anyone got her tumblr?

probably not a prostitute

I know that mc'donalds, its in melbourne
Most girls dress like this going out in melbourne

>I know that mc'donalds
Of course you do, everybody knows that McDonalds. They're the same shitty layout everywhere. If it wasn't for the AFL shit on the screen behind the counter nobody would have pegged it for AFL territory because it could be anywhere.

What, are you in the photo

start masturbating and just before I cum

WHAM

shove her pussy into my dick and cum

There's something wrong with her dress...

Ask her if i could use her ass as my pillow

>Shove her pussy into my dick
>pussy into dick

WHAT THE FUCK

>pussy into my dick

Hol up.

Probably do nothing because I am not a disgusting rapist you filthy scumbag.

Wonder why I'm in Australia

guys I can't sleep it's 2 am and I feel like killing someone. I can't control my thoughts, I want to take a walk and just do it. what the fuck is wrong with me?what should i do

I'd show her my numbers, and she'd beg me to let her taste my dick....

Nope.
Create your taste is nation wide aussie.
Also the pass-thru for the CYT is an aussie layout

lol, probably a weird fetishist trying to create a narrative about a cheating wife or sissy trap.

ask the price for an hour

You should lurk at least long enough to know how to start a new thread you lobotomite

Avoid that hoe until see frontside.
Maybe mention that her skirt is out of function.