Roast me (I'm straight by the way)

Roast me (I'm straight by the way)

And see if u can guess my penis size from my face, I've always wondered about that :P

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You look dusty... your hair's uneven...and you ain't that cute

yo bro you look like soflo antonio's slightly more fucked up brother

Yeah good luck trying to be able to do anything with hair like mine

4 1/2 is my guess my man

out of 10? or, erm, junk size? aha

>I'm straight btw
If you had to tell us that

you seem like a cool guy I could trust my dirty boots with

You look fine. I mean I could be racist but my dad is the same color as you and I love my dad so yeah.

Lol

>I love my dad
>not planning to kill him to have sex with your mom

My parents are divorced since like the 90's and my mom is a drunk whore fuck that

Being straight in 2017 lmao

You have that muslim/terrorist look, would arrest on sight

You look like a jew

well i've heard comments like "i have good lips for cocksucking" which I don't understand but whatever

ok

>and my mom is a drunk whore fuck that

The fact that you present a point of reason as to why your mother is undesirable rather than simply dismissing the idea of having sex with your mother is concerning

isn't your name Amir?

You have that classic goatfucker vibe, I'm guessing ur called ahmed? You should really get back to the desert where you belong.

ok

You look like you have an inverted dick
>pussy

Well maybe you do

shave little monobrow
take care of hair a bit more
an hero

r8 me fellow basket weaving forum friends

Just an average German man

Odd nose, but otherwise nice and strong facial structure. Handsome

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Lol

Thanks mate.

kek

You're such a faggot with such low self-esteem you constantly repost on Sup Forums for validation. Please live stream your suicide.

wtf you aren't even OP? Ik that because I am OP, proof AHA

also, "strong facial structre. Handsome" well then what about the weak jaw and like no chin? Lmao

>I'm Straight by the way

That is questionable at best OP

you look like an allahnigger, sand monkeys get everywhere jeez, go home.

Dumb sandnigger, look who he was replying to.

CZECHASLOVAKIA'D

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oops lol

Have you considered fighting for the caliphate?

HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE NOT DUBS WHAT ARE THOSE THOSE ARE LIKE PENTIPLES

Considering I'm Indian not arab, nope

WTF, you look more like a smelly arab cunt.
What part do you inherit your traits from?

spent this whole time wondering how to hate you

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ouch that stung

erm? what is that?

Pajeet, my son

The thing that climbs on you when you sleep

which city? desifag here

>straight btw


News flash if youre OP. Yer fuckin gay, senpai

ok lol

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???

bangalore

I'd insult you, but nature did a better job.

Would hate to roast a fellow randian but..

Fuddu shakl hai bhenchod

oww

disgusting cunt

>Considering I'm Indian

>bangalore

Fair enough, at least you're not using my countries resources/healthcare/education/housing/welfare, just be sure to stay over there and we'll all be happy (:

Well I live in Colorado, so fuck you too!

-Taxpayer

Are you indiefags lost on the Internet?

no but your lost in
time
time
time
time
nice t i m e of p o s t

Go home Pajeet, stop leeching off Western success

it's so beta for shitskins to have to rely on western nations tech, they even have to speak english kek

你看起来像石一样statuemman?

>out of fucking nowhere
>not even funny
newfag cringe

>found the summerfag

Kiss your life goodbye you scrotum licking summerfag cumdrip.

O yeah is it summer rn? And I'm 18 dude so wtf actually

Oh shit barely legal, hey there sailor

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Every time I see your posts I imagine a man with a heavy Indian accent talking also you're a homosexual.

what do you mean every time you see one of my posts i don't post that often

Hi sandnigger

HI! faggot