Roast me (I'm straight by the way)
And see if u can guess my penis size from my face, I've always wondered about that :P
Roast me (I'm straight by the way)
And see if u can guess my penis size from my face, I've always wondered about that :P
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You look dusty... your hair's uneven...and you ain't that cute
yo bro you look like soflo antonio's slightly more fucked up brother
Yeah good luck trying to be able to do anything with hair like mine
4 1/2 is my guess my man
out of 10? or, erm, junk size? aha
>I'm straight btw
If you had to tell us that
you seem like a cool guy I could trust my dirty boots with
You look fine. I mean I could be racist but my dad is the same color as you and I love my dad so yeah.
Lol
>I love my dad
>not planning to kill him to have sex with your mom
My parents are divorced since like the 90's and my mom is a drunk whore fuck that
Being straight in 2017 lmao
You have that muslim/terrorist look, would arrest on sight
You look like a jew
well i've heard comments like "i have good lips for cocksucking" which I don't understand but whatever
ok
>and my mom is a drunk whore fuck that
The fact that you present a point of reason as to why your mother is undesirable rather than simply dismissing the idea of having sex with your mother is concerning
isn't your name Amir?
You have that classic goatfucker vibe, I'm guessing ur called ahmed? You should really get back to the desert where you belong.
ok
You look like you have an inverted dick
>pussy
Well maybe you do
shave little monobrow
take care of hair a bit more
an hero
r8 me fellow basket weaving forum friends
Just an average German man
Odd nose, but otherwise nice and strong facial structure. Handsome
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Lol
Thanks mate.
kek
You're such a faggot with such low self-esteem you constantly repost on Sup Forums for validation. Please live stream your suicide.
wtf you aren't even OP? Ik that because I am OP, proof AHA
also, "strong facial structre. Handsome" well then what about the weak jaw and like no chin? Lmao
>I'm Straight by the way
That is questionable at best OP
you look like an allahnigger, sand monkeys get everywhere jeez, go home.
Dumb sandnigger, look who he was replying to.
CZECHASLOVAKIA'D
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oops lol
Have you considered fighting for the caliphate?
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE NOT DUBS WHAT ARE THOSE THOSE ARE LIKE PENTIPLES
Considering I'm Indian not arab, nope
WTF, you look more like a smelly arab cunt.
What part do you inherit your traits from?
spent this whole time wondering how to hate you
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ouch that stung
erm? what is that?
Pajeet, my son
The thing that climbs on you when you sleep
which city? desifag here
>straight btw
News flash if youre OP. Yer fuckin gay, senpai
ok lol
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bangalore
I'd insult you, but nature did a better job.
Would hate to roast a fellow randian but..
Fuddu shakl hai bhenchod
oww
disgusting cunt
>Considering I'm Indian
>bangalore
Fair enough, at least you're not using my countries resources/healthcare/education/housing/welfare, just be sure to stay over there and we'll all be happy (:
Well I live in Colorado, so fuck you too!
-Taxpayer
Are you indiefags lost on the Internet?
no but your lost in
time
time
time
time
nice t i m e of p o s t
Go home Pajeet, stop leeching off Western success
it's so beta for shitskins to have to rely on western nations tech, they even have to speak english kek
你看起来像石一样statuemman?
>out of fucking nowhere
>not even funny
newfag cringe
>found the summerfag
Kiss your life goodbye you scrotum licking summerfag cumdrip.
O yeah is it summer rn? And I'm 18 dude so wtf actually
Oh shit barely legal, hey there sailor
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Every time I see your posts I imagine a man with a heavy Indian accent talking also you're a homosexual.
what do you mean every time you see one of my posts i don't post that often
Hi sandnigger
HI! faggot