WHY IS 'DEPORT AMY SCHUMER' TRENDING ON SHITTER? WHAT DID SHE DO? I WANT ANSWERS!

WHY IS 'DEPORT AMY SCHUMER' TRENDING ON SHITTER? WHAT DID SHE DO? I WANT ANSWERS!

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she is unfunny

She is fat

she is a woman

she has a tiny rat face

Dunno but I want to fuck her

shes needs to show her fat fucking tits and put those thunder thighs behind her head which is the best fattie fucking position

Both of these. Why the fuck does she get so much attention? There ARE funny female stand up comedians. She just isn't one of them.

Literally who?

MY VAGINA! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

round face with adipose tissue on lateral aspects of skull creating a eye-too-close-together effect

I dunno.

Fat unfunny kike princess who is only on tv because it's a kike.

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She had her own movie less than a year ago and just a month ago she was doing standup at the University of Iowa.

lol guess people donther; like imagine that

Deport her to me. I want to utilize her as my fuck pig.

She is a fat ugly kike pig

I'm pretty sure fucking a pig is harem

I don't understand people thinking she's attractive or worth fucking. Are we that desperate? She's like....a 1/10, just fucking gross.

Kill your selves

She made fun of a black guy on twitter because he took a picture of her

She pissed off dindus

Spicey!

is she xanadian?

All of the tv kike princesses are gross and unfunny.

'that tramp stamp is totally unacceptable.

le jewish nepotism hamster

>comedian unironically has tramp stamp


wew

First four posts best four posts

I wish we'd deport people for that. At least if they try to be funny while clearly being unfunny.

she was funny, because she was kind of obliviously feminist, she made a joke out of it

then she started taking a lot of shit very seriously, very quickly once she became famous

and now, she's not funny at all anymore

just goes to show, the system works

She's a hack that steals jokes, body language and lifestyles of other artists. She's also obese, promoting an unhealthy lifestyle choice to young women ensuring another generation of fat useless cunts.

Jews, what are you expecting?

VAGINA THO LMAO

>all different flags
>two were Muslims
>one was an abo
>the other was a hispanic

She's an un funny comedian who steals most of her jokes.

Miss Piggy

Overweight or obsese people are pretty shitty in general because they're disgusted at themselves so they leash it all out on good people. Amy Schumer is no exception besides she looks like a cunt from my old elementary fuck you you fat cunt RRRREEEEEEEEE

Happens every time anything gets successful.

>oh shit, people actually enjoy what we do!
>better get a consultant who tells us how to change our business approach instead of just continuing with the proven method

She was born

screens

Bump!

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>steals jokes
this was the turning point for me. i liked her when she first came on the scene and was working hard and using her own material. she got famous and arrogant and the rest his history. its a shame because we are so long over due for a funny female comedian that can banter with the best.

She's a Jew with Jew connections.

Lucille Ball is the only female I've ever found funny.

Sup Forums really does bring the best of the world together doesn't it burgerbro?

She signed a deal with the media devil and is now pushed as the face of modern female comedy

she's owned

You dare badmouth that beautiful smile?

Nothing unites the world better than our mutual disgust at hambeasts

there are funny females. Tina Fey and Amy Pollher are both very funny as writers and character actresses. they just are not 'comedians' in the way lucille ball and Joan Rivers were.

Omg xDDDD
So funny! She's on the ground while everyone is walking normally.

xDDDDDDDDDDD

"Nothing brings people together like mutual hatred"

fat piggu

she stole nick swardsons style

A FUCKING LEAF

>that tramp stamp

Such beauty. Such grace.

interesting I would have taken her for a coal burning mudshark.

Sup Forums is more diverse than tumblr and twitter's userbase combined

the roach speaks the truth for once

kys

Kayne has the best expression on his face.

>considers herself not plus size
>lies to herself that she's a 6-8

She's a fat bitch. Do you need further reasoning?

More like she stole his face.

>Kanye

Kek

>americans will tell you this creature is a woman

>round face with adipose tissue on lateral aspects of skull creating a eye-too-close-together effect

A clinically precise, medical explanation of her ugliness. Very impressive.

>Sup Forums is more diverse than tumblr and twitter's ( I assume you meant reddit )userbase combined
Funny huh?
gee i wonder what that could possibly mean...

>there are "people" who unironically want to fuck this

>Diversity is our strength

I never want to hear this again.

I fucking love this image

Name one. I haven't seen a funny stand up comedian in at least a decade.

>The wall just got 10lb heavier

HOLY SHIT, MY SIDES.

>The wall just got 10 pounds heavier

ULTRA KEK

World peace within reach!

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Tig is my favorite female and you don't like tom segura?

>shopped comments

2/10

she fame-bullied that bro the other day

Wrong picture. Sorry

she's NOT Jewish. she says she's "half-Jewish" which is like being half-pregnant, which is to say not pregnant, or Jewish.

Actually I think Tig might've been funny. But it's been over a decade since I've seen anything of her. Who is Tom Segura?

>Germany completely devoid of Germans in 1 year

Guess it would be better to just get it over with all at once, like removing a band-aid.

Watch his stand up on netflix. He is my favorite comedian by far.

/kanye

Well we huezillians know by experience that is a blatant lie.
But leftist Brazilians still spout it regardless, must have been real cozy to grow up in those Maximum security closed neighborhoods always from the negros.

I don't have Netflix. I'm sure I'll be able to get a hold of it. Thank you. Or maybe fuck you and your shit taste.

Amy Schumer according to Sup Forums

She is an unfunny fat rat faced kike pig woman

Deport the kike bitch

All of these reasons!

>we r gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don't eat pork

It's probably fuck me but we both know you have enough free time today to catch a stand up act. He isn't political at all keep that in mind.

Like all Mexicans, she is a thief.

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At least she has a sense of humor and can laugh at herself.

>There ARE funny female stand up comedians. She just isn't one of them.

No there isn't, none of them are funny at all.

lucile ball
maria bramford
carol channing
ellen degeneres in the 1980s

this wall of bantz is beautiful. it'sal bundy-tier
youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk
maybe there is hope after all

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