Why won't my boyfriends balloon float?
Why won't my boyfriends balloon float?
Carson Johnson
Mason Parker
Because he jerks off too much and you don't know how to suck dick properly.
Gabriel Lewis
I do a damn good job sucking dick thank you very much
Colton Green
I beg to differ
Logan Adams
Because you are either a roastie or a faggot.
Luke Murphy
Probably because he's 12 and made it out of string, you pedo.
Ryan Fisher
Those are pipe cleaners you fucking degenerate
Grayson Russell
Nah he's an adult. On Like your uneducated ass
Jaxson Taylor
Roastie?
David Hill
>On Like your uneducated ass
Kek
Owen Diaz
Sorry famalam. I just woke up and it's been a couple of decades since Kindergarten. I forgot that shit existed.
Blake Gutierrez
Wtf do u use to clean your drug paraphernalia then?
Alexander Wood
STUPID FUCKING CUNT!
Anthony Powell
>implying
user, this is a wholesome Christian website, how dare?
Luis Williams
Because you are a colossal faggot
Christian Smith
bold comic sans size 72 font?
Noah Lee
See
Connor Stewart
its made of pipe cleaner dumb ass
Xavier Hughes
Not a guy so I'm not a faggot
Michael Ramirez
Because you're a fucking inbred cumdumpster who has so much cum in your asshole you could spray out a fucking Pacific ocean of spunk.
Anthony Gomez
Kekekekek
Wyatt Brown
Shit really!?! I had no idea!! Thank you for explaining my life to me
Wyatt Smith
Had a hearty chuckle.
Quality post, lad.
Nolan Powell
Glad to be of service
Jackson Anderson
try doingmore stuff for him outside of sex. Ask him how his day was and act like you give a fuck