What should I say...the more ridiculous the better

What should I say...the more ridiculous the better

have you ever had your ass licked?

Ask if she spits or swallows?

And post screenshot

Tell her about your micropenis

That's a peach emoji, that bitch is DTF

Send her pics of your taint

Then let me bring the fun (as in my dick) in your tight juicy wuss puss gurl.

Ask where the clitoris is

So....?
Ever used a designated shitting street?

I know, I'm not autistic

fuck yeah, roll for this one!

I really enjoy fat girls, like watermelon boobs and cottage cheese backsides.

Id love to suck a fart out of your ass.

Ask if she can make a taco out of shit to wrap around your cock

WINRAR

I think this is the best response

My dad said the clitoris is next to the vagina. Does that mean... on the leg?

hmm since 90% on tinder are there to fuck, this might actually work

ask her if she likes her eggs fried or fertilized

then thats a shit peach as it isnt peach coloured

Honestly that's not true. Most of my female friends use it for attention. Back in the day Tinder was definitely a place to go to find a hookup. Now it's 90% attention/validation (will never meet up with you) 8% looking for a fuck, and 2% looking for something serious.
As for OP's response, say "my balls are full, when can I come over?"

Ask when its ok to do the rape

This.

I win haha faggot

Thisssssssss

dis doe

Do it

Sadly this. Even a year back hooking up was easy. Now tinder is nothing more but an actual ego boost tool for women, with most of them having no intentions of meeting up unless you're a 10/10

Come over and lick my asshole

Come on fucking OP. Text something for fucks sake.

Hey guys op here the iphone spp wont let me post pics sorry guys

Since OP is being a faggot.

pussy beta

...

Op getting laid now faggots I would of dropped you guys too

Been using tinder for about a month and so far it has been a "look at all these women that dont want to waste a second of their time talking to you" simulator

feelsbadman

I always deliver

give me good succ bb?

Do the other dubs faggot

op
It's so easy to get laid on tinder especially when you have two massive universities next to me full of horny student

I always believed in you OP

Chekt and rekt

can you send nudes?

Op here...still waiting for the reply

I'm curious

Yeah she probaly blocked you or didn't read it yet

...

ALWAYS DELIVER BROS

fake

what kinda profile Picture do you got, or have you been talking to her for a while?

Bullshit dude

A lot of tinder bitches are sluts, and some aren't.

Happily prove not fake...tell me how and I shall prove it virgin

Ask her for nudes to prepare for the release of ur man juice tonight

Legit matched with her like 2 hours ago, probably into black guys

what you don´t understand? This is what Tinder is for

preview of ass plz

I'll try get her on snapchat and screenshot

rerolling

holy shit ask for nudes

gogogo dude

U should 100% smash with hidden camera

Buy a condom

Sup Forums is fine of virgins that don't know shit lol

>He's done it.

Roll

WINRAR

Scum egg

You want to see my saggy nudes? Ask her that.

this

God speed OP, God speed..

You fucking idiot your ruining it for OP

would still think a girl required more, unless ofcourse you got a good looking guy in the profile Picture. But what do i know i dont use dating apps

Tonight is fine :))

OP, do the following:

1.) write her: "yeah tonight"
2) let give you the address
3) buy condoms
4) smash her
5) profit

rolling for this, and come back tomorrow for a new one

Never forget the fb livestream

You can't fuck this up OP

Please dont fuck up you ultimate autismo and go get some pussy

Op here...can't even meet her tonight lol

She probably wants some dick tonight so if you cant do it tonight you cant get it at all

And I'm on tonight you know my Trips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

tell her you hang massive dong and it's worth waiting

In that case just keep fucking w her, or get nudes

Tell her you first want to see what you gonna get and ask for nudes

Autism 101

ask her to send nudes

NUDES
U
D
E
S

"So let me see what is waiting for me tonight"

suuuure dude. seems legit

I would like to enter your vagina with my penis.
Afterwards we could cuddle, shower (together if you want) and go for a coffee.
Thoughts?

Ask her to send NewtScammander SEEWHATIDIDTHERE

Winnerino

Common OP! This is your night! The night you could lose your virginity!

Time stamp your cock in her vagina tonight and webm plz

I'm not really ready to lose it. I'm kind of afraid.

Hes clearly not a virgin if a slut is willing to throw her pussy at him 2 hours after they meet

Im able to fit an entire foot up my ass

kek

God, men always suck at conversation. I mean she's no exactly contributing either but fuck "that's good I'm ok" Jesus Christ be more interesting