Official Tottenham vs Hull City Match thread

Why not watch the comfiest match today la?

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As long as we give it a good go like against Palace I'll be happy. We're going down so it might as well be mildly enjoyable.

>Why not watch the comfiest match today la?
Because there are memes to post

i hate the whole dad and son meme they use to guilt trip people nowadays

>mfw this is a must win for tottenham, and therefore they will choke

id say theyre past the point of must win at this point as regards to a title challenge. the united game was a must win

They were never title contenders. When their jew owners prioritize results over profits, then maybe. But for Tottenham, the goal is almost always top 4 finish.

>dad and son meme

I'm sorry your dad either left when you were 2 or took you to Old Trafford like once

They're working on a wage budget like half the size of the Manchester clubs, a title challenge was never happening unless they had ungodly luck with injuries (which they clearly haven't this season).

ive been to old trafford more than once. and im not a united customer. my team is almost as shit as yours

its just shilling and pulling on heartstrings rather than letting people think rationally. football isnt like that anymore thats just nostalgia for old men. well premier league football. if you want to be successful anyway

Comfy?

Comfy

like this dead thread

COYS LET'S SHEKEL THE KIKES.

Getting a >Sissoko in early

He was a bit better in the last 2 games but still has to prove himself, he's worse than Janssen.

Spurs vs Spurs Rejects lol

Sissoko will score

I thought Janssen was Soldado part 2

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yes but Sissoko is abyssmal while Janssen is still young and can improve.

Sissoko does look better but he has no shooting skills. shouldn't focus on that.

No, Soldado can actually score consistently in a top league.

>0-0
>"""Wonderful Wednesday"""

>(You)

Bugger

finally a god damn goal in this fuckin league

Why does Eriksen only score against shit teams

(((You)))

So he can trick people into thinking he's good

{{{(((~~~you~~~)))}}}

Didn't he score the winner against Man City last season?

Where's lamela?

His brother is in the hospital, he's with him in Argentina

which would you rather have lads

Eriksen's hair line or Bale's baldness

Poch said he's already back and will be ready for Burnley.

Bale's is easier to handle with hair transplants. Compare Klopp/Conte's hair to Rooney's.

Based Lamela

>tfw balding like rppney at 20

also
>Danny Rose
>Not Jamaican Roberto Carlos

Kane is so shit. Remove him

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Would you rather have Rooney hair at 30 or Robben hair at 30

Wanyama is so limited as a player, god damn.

Rooney hair, obviously. You can buzz that and make it look respectable.

Kane is too slow for a league full of pace niggers.

He has a job and he does it

Nice play by kane too bad he didn't have much to work with on his own

>dat Dier pass

It's been too long since we've seen vertonghens celebration

Half time snacks

>tfw broke college student
>tfw literally $2 in my bank account
>tfw need to make this last for the next 2 days

Somebody told Sissoko "shoot for the moon" and he took it literally

Anyone else get the I,press ion Sissoko doesn't hang out with the lads and has a minimal presence in the dressing room

Aim for the stars

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lel

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Well he only just got there, not everyone just shows up at a new workplace and immediately meets their soulmate like Alli did with Dier.

Reckon Levy bought Sissoko as part of a forfeit of a lost bet

I'm choosing to believe that he went hard for Isco and Sissoko was just the fallback option.

It's liverpools year la

Winks is the next Dele Alli

God damn, Walker. Bale-esque

Dat Dier pass
>implying walker isn't the best rb in the league

>Eriksen
Apologize

Dibs

I'll apologise when he scores in a big game OR can take a good corner

>I'll apologise when he scores in a big game

Scored against Man City last season

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure that Winks is older than Alli.

>last season

>commentator confusing Sissoko and Wanyama

Lel

Eriksen got robbed of a hat trick lol, look at him pouting like he's Cristiano Ronaldo

Wait, didn't he score against Chelsea too?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wanyama+Winks>>>>Dier+Dembele

GET IN HERE

Son is so shit. Always losing possession but then comes up with a piece of magic to make him look good

>le concede 28 goals in 11 games man

It's not all him, but why isn't the Jak getting a chance? We dropped him for a lot less when we signed Marshall.

You can't blame him for any of those three goals. They were basically all tap-ins.

>file name not Marshull

Sissoko was ok tbf

what does concessions mean in this context? they surely aren't talking about food and drinks at the stadium, right?

No idea. He'll never keep a clean sheet at this rate.

That was an annoying match: kept in the game until Eriksen got his second and then they gave up. Thankfully Spurs realised as well. Could have been a hiding.

Concessions means reduced tickets, e.g. seniors, students and children.

Still nothing worth 30 mil. >WE should had gone for a meme player in la liga or something. Would had been about the same.