Crystal Palace vs Man Utd match thread 1

Palace: Hennessey, Ward, Dann, Delaney, Kelly, McArthur, Flamini, Cabaye, Lee, Zaha, Benteke

Subs: Speroni, Fryers, Ledley, Husin, Townsend, Wan-Bissaka, Campbell

Man Utd: De Gea; Bailly, Jones, Rojo, Blind; Carrick, Herrera; Mata, Pogba, Rooney; Ibrahimovic

Subs: Romero, Darmian, Fellaini, Lingard, Schweinsteiger, Young, Rashford

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>de gay

good lineup desu

except
>rppney

FIGHT AND WIN

>De Gea; Bailly, Jones, Rojo, Blind;
arguably our strongest defence

>Bailly at right back
>that lack of width going forward

>strongest defence
>no valencia

was bit shit at weekend (defending). Jones is on form

Isn't right back his natural position?

Avatarfag kys

>Isn't right back his natural position?
Centre, but he has played there at Villareal

>I don't know what avatarfagging is

you'd have to throw your fit at everyone who posts reaction images if you really knew what avatarfagging is

i thought he played right back some times at villareal, even cdm

ehh Ill cut him some slack as he's been fantastic all season, at least he wasnt as bad as darmian

its nice to have actual options now at least

It's not a reaction image, you post the very same cartoon next to all your posts

Kys you attention starving faggot

>durrrff I can't justify my arbitrary anger, kys
Maybe you should follow your own advice

>fellaini is still a Manchester united player and making the bench for games

how is this possible?

What are the odds of finally having a comfy Utd match thread?

good. too many other matches going on. Only Arsenal fans being neutral on here really and they'll still to their thread

if we concede early it could be pretty uncomfy desu

I remember him being shit at right back in Villarreal. At least the first match they tried him

Maybe he learned the position in the meantime

was he ever great at Villarreal? That's the real question that should be asked

Literally all I knew about him was that he played in a 1-0 win v Liverpool in the EL semis and was injured for when Liverpool beat them 3-0 in the second leg

he is a good player. he is rated by moyes, van gaal and mourinho. you think you know more about soccer than all of them?

at center back he was amazing. same as in united

No one even knows what his best position is. Moyes had no clue and played him as a defensive mid for some reason, LVG played him as an attacking midfielder as a hoofball target and Mourinho now plays him in CM where he had one good game so far against Liverpool.

> Townsend on the bench

Has he been Pardew'd ?

sorry, it was at left back he was shitty

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thoughts on schneiderlin and depay potentially to everton?

Hopefully Memphis is a loan.

Sad to see Scheiderlin go, I always saw him as a good option to replace Carrick

Fuck knows why schneiderlin isn't getting gametime but fellaini is, depay needs to go out on loan if anything.

>Schneiderlin
he was used wrong at Utd, I rate him over le Spanish lesbian passion man when he's in form, but clearly it's not working out. feel bad for him. he should play at a near-top side like Spurs or something

>depay
fuck that little bitch, sell him to Sunderland for all I care

it's a shame, depay has disappointed and from what I read seems like a little shitbag and I'd rather have seen schneiderlin in the team than fellaini anyday

Owen BTFO by mouyes

Is it bad that I actually like the serbian ABU piss off all the customers?

>Schneiderlin for £24m
decent enough

those dutch cunts swindled us with memepiss, liked shneiderlin but if Fellani and bastian are getting time over him maybe he is shit off the pitch

Today is going to be another disappointment, I can't take anymore

>tv schedule says ESPN will show a premier league match
>doesn't say which one

inb4 West Ham v Burnley

no

hes the based god

yeah I have depay on snapchat and all he does is record himself working out with cringe hashtags like #nevergiveup etc. but I would much prefer him on loan. I think theres talent in there somewhere and Id hate to see him show that for another team.

I like schneiderlin but its clear hes completely out of favour and when he does get a chance he doesn't really do anything. would love to get like £20m for him but we'll more likely get £10m or so

s-stream?

r/soccerstreams

go eggels

>when he does get a chance he doesn't really do anything.
Pretty much every time he's on the pitch its for 10 minutes at the end of a game.

>all these posts shitting on Depay

I thought he was going to be like a new major star player, what went wrong?

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not everybody has what it takes. it's not just about talent.

Oh, jesus, this could be worse than I thought

>Depay could go to Roma, Spartak Moscow, or Everton

he can only turn up against full time plumbers desu

true. he also started v feyenoord away and fenerbahce away and failed to impresse (hooked off at HT v fener). hes just never going to get into this current midfield, even 35 year old carrick shits all over him

He can do everything but cross. But he has improved his crossing. Although he needs to improve his awareness/positioning aswell

it's a shame because he's being used completely wrong at united. Watch him go to another pl team and become a top dm again

yeah man i was super excite about depay when he came, top free kick scorer in europe etc etc but he's been an absolute waste of time.
yeah we don't see what goes on in training so maybe he hasn't earned his place, there's also the fact that he's not mourinho's player

Bit worried about Zaha lads. He's been playing great this season and he'll have a point to prove.

4k stream

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>yeah man i was super excite about depay when he came, top free kick scorer in europe etc etc but he's been an absolute waste of time.
it's not the same to play at United and at southampton, the level required is distinct.

rooney looking very "footy lad" today

What part of Crystal Palace are you lads from?

Nope, it's THIS match
So, I'll watch along with you guys

>inb4 Depay is part of a player exchange and Man Utd gets Di Maria back

I wonder how OP would react

you literally just repeated what I said but elaborated on it slightly and added some whinging

don't reply to me again or suffer the consequences

>top free kick scorer in europe

gotta love >Eredivisie ""defending"" eh

Just score first pls.

First goal wins it I think.

Is there a more plastic club than Crystal Palace FC?

>punished Rooney starting
0-6 tonight

i was talking about schneiderlin mate

>strobe lights and cheerleaders
Liquidate this club

wtf I love Palace now

CP has cheerleaders?

this semen-slurping sport might just be for me

>Le future Captian Herrera
still dont rate him desu

This is a comfy thread please do not compromise my comfort. Thank you

i don't think so

hopefully they go down sooner rather than later

genuinely can't remember the last time we came back from behind to win a game in the league desu

>di maria
still shitting himself about getting burgled, the cunt

I'd forgotten Palace had cheerleaders

>mfw US stream w/ US commentators

>he'll have a point to prove

Do you work for BT Sport m8? That generic, fake hype bullshit goes down well on there.

But seriously Zaha has played United 5 times since he left and was shit in every game.

Same. The whole "MUH PASSION" thing can only get him so far.

>no lingard

Did Jose not watch the FA cup final

>"hi user, where have you been hiding? come and join us. do you have a girlfriend yet?"

He's genuinely played really well, especially against pressing-meme teams

we're not at wembley lad

>tfw no new years plans

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLATE SET FOR ME

I HATE YOU ALL

*flips the table*

>Game starts
>stream freezes

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Yeah, hes gonna put him on at extra time

He's technically better than prime Fabregas was.

Ability of cesc, mindset of Roy Keane. He's going to be godly.

That's strange. Watching it now on NBC and the commentators are both Brits.

>He's technically better than prime Fabregas was

m8 I love herrera but...m8

>do you have a girlfriend yet?
You wouldn't be asking this question if you made me less ugly

Jumped the gun a bit, apologies.

Crystal palace

>its a "rooney cant take good corners" episode again

so was i

>Rooney starting
Time to comedy gold

What the fuck is this formation from united?

>bullshit your extended family into thinking you have a gf
>they ask to see a picture of her
>say your phone was wiped recently and you lost your pictures
>they ask to see a picture of her
>pull up the fb profile of a 6/10 from your class
>cry yourself to sleep at night
Good times

>Bailly down

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>actually starting a game well

Wow

I just misquote you, sorry

BAILLY NO

>bearded Rooney
completely different mate. He's out for blood of the english journos

Nigger is dead

>tfw no rb

RIP