Alright, Sup Forumsros, I'm trying to get a divorce. My wife and I are wanting a very civilized divorce...

Alright, Sup Forumsros, I'm trying to get a divorce. My wife and I are wanting a very civilized divorce. There's no bitterness or fighting involved. We both agree to it and we're not talking about property or the kids. We are handling all affairs civilly between us like normal adults. I'm letting her have the house because my kids are used to their home and I have plenty of money to go buy another house. All that bs being said, is it possibly to get a divorce without having to deal with court? Can't we just fill out the papers, sign, agree, etc without having to go in front of a judge? We're literally making this divorce super easy to go through with.

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OP here. I'm in Maryland. The reason for not wanting to go on front of a judge is because here they do all they can to delay or stop a divorce. I've even heard of mandatory divorce classes.

Don't be a dumb cunt, she'll talk to friends then see a divorce lawyer and will take very little convincing to take as much as she can.
Go to a lawyer together and sort out a 50/50 split then she won't take more

Glhf

Provably should listen to him actually

of course you can and depending on what state you live in they should have a web page that has all that info on it. BUT, good luck with that. i've been married twice. yup, i'm a dumb muther fucker. point is, i knows shit. 1. don't get married again. 2. all women SAY they want a nice divorce, most do not 3. don't get married 4. you are fucked. 5. good luck 6. any money you have hand it over to your ex or lawyers 7. don't get married

Be ready with a divorce lawyer just incase. A fucking good one.

Check your local state/country to see if there's such a thing as a "No Fault divorce" which is where to consenting parties wish to divorce with no reason behind it.

If she pulls a lawyer and you don't have one, you are fucked.

If you have one at the ready, and she pulls that shit, you're good.

Be fucking careful with this shit user.

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this is what got me fucked with #1

This, get a concealed lawyer permit and learn how to use it

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An arbiter is what you want

Arbitrator

and they usually used over items and possessions, not over the entire divorce itself.

Like from Halo 2?

You made three mistakes OP.

1. You were stupid and got married
2. You expect your wife, a women, to not fuck you over in the end.
3. You're asking for advice on Sup Forums

Don't be a raging faggot and lawyer up. Screw the bitch over for wasting your sperm. I hope your kids are autistic and your wife is fucking a nigger behind your back.

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You know you dun goofed when #3 is by far the least stupid mistake

OP here. I know you may find it very hard to believe, but this whole divorce is very civil. In any other instance, I'd be calling me or anyone else a dumbass too for not having a lawyer ready. Thing is, she doesn't even work and doesn't have money for a lawyer. I won't get too int details, but just know that this will be smooth. I just want it done and over. I want it official asap.

OK go ahead, we don't necessarily care if one more guy gets fucked over

>getting married, ever

top fucking kek op. enjoy living in a shitty apartment while your wife fucks some guy in a house you paid for.

OP here. I own two businesses in my father's name because I'm not stupid. She can't touch anything even if she wanted to. I own a small trucking company, and four years ago I opened a gym. There's so much more to this than some random asshat getting a run-of-the-mill divorce where he loses everything while his wife fucks a nigger. So original.

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Why are you getting a divorce? Did your wife fuck a nigger?

You're a dumb ass. Your assets are HER assets. She can go open a credit card in your name TOMORROW to pay for a lawyer.

can confirm, sometimes I fuck this married chick going through a divorce, ex lives in an apt. kids heard us fucking and busted in the door calling me daddy, no shit. it was hilarious.

She owns half of everything, Amicable or not, her friends will get in her ear and she will come for the lot

Be prepared to get assraped by your wife's lawyer. She is going to get talked into taking half your shit by her lawyer and femenist friends.

Like others have said enjoy living in a dark apartment alone with your anime porn while your ex-wife fucks niggers and posts on Facebook that she is a strong independent woman.

Yes, you can file for an anullment of marriage if both parties agree. Depending upon length of marriage and age of kids you'll have to take some courses (like helping kids cope with divorce, etc) but if you can write up a distribution of assets, a final settlement, a child custody agreement and a document covering support, you can annul very easily

If shes such good person why do you eant to dovorce?

Hire one lawyer. Draw up paperwork to settle marital property, custody, visitations, child support. File uncontested divorce. Put in appropriate waivers and affidavits. Depending on state and judge, often times they will grant ye a most sacred and valuable divorce.
Then fuck skanks and younger wimmenz

Did she??

Try to figure it out as much as possible between you two alone. Only get a lawyer involved at the end. A cheap lawyer is $200 an hour. It will take many hours to sort your shit out.

Even if she doesn't take all your money the lawyer will.

Easy. Kill her. Chop off her head and yank all teeth out and hulk smash them. Chop off hands. If she has any medical implants(pacemaker, artifical joints.etc) chop those out as well cause they have serial numbers on them.
Drop off various body parts in sewer drains (not in hometown). Wait a couple days and file missing persons report.
Agree to lie detector test and when quizzed, clench and unclench sphincter muscles and put pins in shoes. Occasionally stab toes with pins. Lawyer up and deny, deny, deny. Lie about everything.
All women are whores. If you don't follow my advice, cause after she talks to her friends, she will secretly hire a kike lawyer and really fuck you over.
Don't believe anything.
Clean up with ammonia or bleach and if you have hardwood floors, don't bash her brains on that, cause blood will go through the cracks and they will find it.
Get a U.V. flashlight v(don't point at eyes) and use that to look for blood traces, it will show them. If you use a car to transport all the pieces of what remains of her, drive it into Lake. Burn your murder clothes. And keep your cellphone at home. If you have an ON STAR system in vehicle, don't use it.
Enjoy life.

peoples-law.org/no-fault-divorce

peoples-law.org/grounds-absolute-divorce

Call an Attorney.

The only way is to just stop living together and not make it legalized or formal. Where kids are involved there needs to be court intervention.
Having been married once, you won't want to do it again, so no need to get divorced.

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