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You may only post ITT if your team logo has copyright protection.

Not so fast, Vegas.

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No canadians allowed

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Is Vegas a meme?

Golden Knights is a shitty name for a team. Why didn't they go for Flamingos?

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is that why you removed the leaf?

also, someone please reply

Reminder not to feed the greasy (You) monkey.

why didn't your mother go for an abortion?

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>Mike Myers is a leaf
Dropped, and I thought he was funny...

>13 posts early

OP is queer-tier

>I thought he was funny
why?

Wayne's World and Austin Powers are quite fun

just like canadian hockey teams he hasn't been relevant in over a decade

hmmmmmmmm

>needing a pig-nosed mexican to save your franchises
W E W
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what movie is that?

I didn't know marner was a mexican

Post video of the goal and I'll rate

Will switzerland have a first overall before finland?

They wanted Black Knights but Army owns that

I can't find it on youtube, sorry, it's on the Sabres-Kings highlights. It was amazing


>having pizza
>watching plays of the week

com-fee

>Black Knights

shieet

>Mike Myers being from Toronto is new information

Are you seven?

here, starts at 1:10

nhl.com/video/recap-lak-3-buf-6/t-283227034/c-47347103

GOD TIER:
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Wayne's World

BREDDY GUD TIER:
Shrek
So I Married an Axe Murderer

UNWATCHABLE TIER:
Wayne's World 2
Austin Powers 2
Austin Powers 3
The Cat in the Hat
Shrek 2
Shrek 3
Shrek 4
The Love Guru
The Toronto Maple Leafs

I'd like to offer you guys a water oinker in exchange for less shitposting towards leafs fans

denied

>laffs had a lead late in the third
Hmmmm

good post

Pretty sweet. 3,83/5. Nice backhanders are quite rare.

jesus what the fuck is wrong with Buffalo's commentator? he repeats what happens instead of just saying score in the most constipated old man voice ever

hes a legend

are you troling me? this is up there with the Tavares goal, if not better.

To each his own. I did gave it almost a four. That's not bad.

it's not even that good

both goals wont even make the top 100 goals of the season

Tell your media to stop shitposting IRL

seriously?

especially since the kongs goalie is like swiss cheese, was letting in everything that night

that has nothing to do with the beuaty of the goal
Lots of great goals are scored against teams that struggle.

>a greek in charge of rating hokkei goals

STOP RESPONDING TO GREASE YOH DHMB FHCKJNG RETARDS JFC

how assblasted is /hoc/ gonna be once the Leafs meme their way to the cup in the next ~5 years?

I'm trying to get into hockey, but there's something I don't understand, why are they adding one team, wouldn't that unbalance the number of teams in one conference or whatever

Have you even heard Myers talk? He's weirdly surreal.

gq.com/story/mike-myers

The # of teams is already unequal between the two conferences. They're also going to expand to Quebec City probably.

>qc
Lol

>tfw everybody thinks they are agitating me

Copyright and trademark are different things, bud. That logo was copyrighted the second it was conceived.

Where else would they expand to? There's no way they add ANOTHER team in the Pacific (Seattle).

They like money, couldn't find a second team, and Vegas was willing to shell out a massive amount for the first pro team willing to come to the city.

They couldn't afford to wait.

Omaha or slc

>tfw your buddy is also a hockey fan and would go to vegas to watch a game but he cheers for a different team

they should have a seven game homestand and play every canadian team back to back

Fuck off Cusco fag.

>logo
>copyrighted
Not if someone else created it first.

FUN FACT:
The trademark protection on the Whalers logo has lapsed, you can legally do whatever the fuck you want with it.

So does that mean I can restart the Hartford Whalers?

hawaii probably

Hartford Whalers Plumbing service

Even by your logic, what I said wasn't wrong. But no one else created it first.

that goal was just frankly boring, it won't make any highlight reels and no one will remember it in a day

this is a much better and more skilled goal

forgot webm

stop oppressing him you genocidal german

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A FUCKING KNIGHT

My dream is to post my hard penis in /hoc/ and for a brief moment enjoy the admiring from both US and Canadians before I get banned

67th for women's hockey

id like to SLAPSHOT her NET with my STICK!!!

>not wanting to deke it trough her five-hole

GO BEAUTS

Where's your leaf?

I draw your attention to the Calgary 2nd line here though, highlighting that their numbers are maybe the most impressive we have seen across the league, save the Bergeron group in Boston. This fun and fast line in Calgary is winning 57 per cent of the shots, 59 per cent of the scoring chances, and 67 per cent of the goals. Those numbers are, in a word, elite. Even if you ignore the goal data because of the limited minutes we’re talking about, the story remains the same: This group punishes defences in the defensive zone and tends to stay there until their shift is over.

>his fun and fast line in Calgary is winning 57 per cent of the shots

how many canadian teams will make the playoffs this year and why is it zero?

At least 2 will make it.

Montreal, Edmonton and Calgary are all going to make it m8

Edmonton is a toss up. They're so incredibly streaky and if McDavid has an off night they have a low chance of winning. I could also see the snes sneaking in even though they fucking suck and always overachieve.

Calgary are not just going to make it they are going to win it

If their goalie wasn't chad fucking johnson I might actually think you weren't just another drunk britbong.

Lay off the heroin m8, you're delusional

why not silver knights?

because of the 2nd place connotation?

Still can't get over the fact that they dind't pick Las Vegas Legion.

Could had a bromance with the Sens

Not bad. Was it really an option?

And what about that tkachuk frolik and backlund line it's unstoppable

>rookie and a bunch of literal who's
It'll regress like every other line does after a hot streak

Edmonton will at least get a wildcard. The Pacific is a joke and they get so many free points vs even shittier teams.

GIB SILF BACK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>2 first round picks AND Silfverberg(who is actually a better player) for Booby Ryan
why the fuck would they do this?

did the snes believe Ryan wasn't a complete Getzlaf babby?

reminder that bobby ryan is actually illiterate

No heth not

it's like they knew they got fleeced and decided to double down(literally) as I think booby is paid twice as much as silf is

Edmonton needs to capitalize on their trips out east, especially the Atlantic. The Sharks are the only team heading out East and succeeding.

Of the teams competing in the Pacific, so not the Canucks or the Yotes, the Oilers are the only ones below .500 against the east and it's far and away the worst of them at 4-8-2

They had all those chances before the lockout, then the wheels really came off, if they didn't do it then they never ever will

2016-17 he gets 7.25 million
2017-18 he gets 7.25 million
2018-19 he gets 7.25 million
2019-20 he gets 7.25 million
2020-21 he gets 7.25 million
2021-22 he gets 7.25 million

NMC as well

jesus he literally is paid almost twice as much and they are forced to protect him in the expansion draft

hyvää huomenta

spotrac.com/nhl/ottawa-senators/yearly/cap/

Doesn't show he has a NMC clause at least, though I don't think anyone is taking him anyway

Oh right I forgot that there's apparently a loophole in his contract that it's a no movement clause to the AHL only